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Nah
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November 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Calling authors petit bourgeoisie is indeed insane. We are artisans and we deserve to profit from our labor.

That said, digital piracy has never been shown to represent actual lost sales, and may in fact DRIVE sales. I think authors should cool out about it.
We’re not small business owners, ffs - we’re independent contractors, and we are routinely robbed by the world’s dumbest dingbats.
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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h-o-t-t-o-g-o
how spell hot dog? I don't know!
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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liberals love posting that chart so a few months ago i spent a couple minutes remaking it in terms of dollars. the orange represents the gain in dollars
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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whenever a cis person so much as looks at or thinks about a trans person with the slightest hint of malice or mockery they earn five agonizing eternities in hell. a lot of the middle aged liberals on here aren't equipped to comprehend a single eternity, let alone the thousands they've accrued
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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face down, ass up. that’s the way i eat my lunch
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Folks, we're on newsprint. I have achieved a childhood dream. I am Hagar the Horrible. I am Beetle Bailey.
Comics from @gabrielledrolet.bsky.social and @hausofdecline.bsky.social in the new edition of @thegrindto.bsky.social, rolling out across the city today!
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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ladies rock
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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if not paying your writers is part of how you “set yourself up to publish for years to come” then you’re not set up correctly
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Give us our roses while we're still alive.
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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on this especially relevant don’t kill yourself thursday, remember (and repost) to don’t kill yourself.
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Don't ever let me respond to a dumb meme like this, break my phone and my fingers first please
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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(Sylvester the Cat voice) Thhhovereign Thhitizen!
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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i looked too quickly and thought she was looking at a picture of a shark hitting a vape
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Hey, since Patton Oswalt was reinstated, maybe Bluesky moderation can reinstate someone who was banned for doing the exact same thing.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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why is it my fucking problem
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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i'm sorry but we really should just grind the entire country to a halt until we break this fucking monstrous apparatus. this shit is insane. it's insane to go to work while this is happening
Coercive sterilization in ICE detention. Eugenics.
"They tried to shut me up by deporting me."
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Got my test results back
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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who's your favorite muslim veggietales character, mine's ibn batata
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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I sleep in a big bed in the room next to my wife's
Didn’t think much of the rumors until they started doing damage control
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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surf rock is only going to become more relevant as sea levels rise
November 21, 2024 at 3:15 PM