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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · Feb 13

[surfacing from a dive]

IS EVERYTHING STILL BAD?

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 1d

I know I joke about serious issues but it’s not my fault, it’s the only way I can experience joy.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 3d

Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 7d

I like to watch apocalypse shows and escape into a fantasy world where I suffer in a less awful apocalypse.

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 9d

When work ends I stop crying at my desk and go cry on my couch until it’s time to cry in my bed.

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 13d

Never rescue anyone who is wearing crocs. They do not want your help.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 14d

Why be an emergency contact when you can be the emergency.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 15d

you know honestly I will take the autism if it means I can get rid of this lower back pain

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 16d

clonazeposting through it

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 16d

As a matter of fact there is a cupcake in my Dr Pepper and I’ll thank you not to mention it again, sir.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18d

If the rapture happens do I still have to go to work

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banned ˃̶͈̀(ᗜ`👅’ᗜ)˂̶͈́ 🩸 @banneduser.space · 20d

See I knew a guy who had to see a buddy of his get turned into spaghetti dinner just by deviating off course by one little joyride don't fuck with a black hole's fuckfield even if it's stationary, you're near the maw of a demon.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · Aug 30

I’m very classy. One of society’s elite, to be sure.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 27d

summoning circle, let’s hope this works

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · Sep 10

The people who wanted the apocalypse to come are really enjoying the apocalypse so I guess this is all going according to plan.

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · Sep 7

Where do I find a list of doctors who will perform a lobotomy no questions asked?

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · Sep 7

In my dreams? I don’t think so, I am also a loser in my dreams.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · Sep 4

When I said "oh hey" what I actually meant was "aww shit"

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · Aug 29

It's not only psychopaths who can't show empathy. It's husbands too lol

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · Aug 31

Just remember, the goal is to die a little every day, not all at once.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · Aug 31

arterial spray is just weakness leaving the body

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · Aug 29

🎶 I love it when you bring me margaritas🎶

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Literally @ummliterally.bsky.social · Mar 4

When I die, I want them to write that I died of supernatural causes, but offer no explanation.

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · Aug 21

Him: I’m a serial killer. I bury the victims under my house.

Me: So you own a house?

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · Aug 20

Can I die now and buy later?