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Viva La Crap!
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· Feb 13
[surfacing from a dive]
IS EVERYTHING STILL BAD?
IS EVERYTHING STILL BAD?
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
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I swear I'm still funny I'm just suffering from the horrors.
December 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I swear I'm still funny I'm just suffering from the horrors.
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Being old is cute until it's annoying. This is true for most funny things though, so I shouldn't mind.
December 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Being old is cute until it's annoying. This is true for most funny things though, so I shouldn't mind.
AI is taking over so everything can get more shitty
December 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
AI is taking over so everything can get more shitty
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HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
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Keep the romance alive by never speaking to each other again.
August 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Keep the romance alive by never speaking to each other again.
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Here’s to posting bad all the time
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Here’s to posting bad all the time
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a fun thing to do is to name your dog your neighbors kids name so you’ll be yelling shit like “HAYDEN!! YOU BITCH! ” when he’s outside barking
December 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
a fun thing to do is to name your dog your neighbors kids name so you’ll be yelling shit like “HAYDEN!! YOU BITCH! ” when he’s outside barking
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Sure, I could be your life coach, if you like doing drugs.
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Sure, I could be your life coach, if you like doing drugs.
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After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
This is a hot take but there’s too much stuff on the internet.
December 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This is a hot take but there’s too much stuff on the internet.
I should be able to sue the tobacco company for false advertising. They promised me an early death.
December 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I should be able to sue the tobacco company for false advertising. They promised me an early death.
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Can't. I'll be having a terrible time at someone else's holiday party
December 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Can't. I'll be having a terrible time at someone else's holiday party
This is the year I buy a busted up brown 1986 Buick Skylark, add a big bow on top and gift my partner a new car on Christmas Day. ❤️
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This is the year I buy a busted up brown 1986 Buick Skylark, add a big bow on top and gift my partner a new car on Christmas Day. ❤️
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If you see me crossing tasks off a list it means I’ve decided not to do them
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
If you see me crossing tasks off a list it means I’ve decided not to do them
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God how I love posting near midnight in the pacific time zone thus guaranteeing zero engagement. It’s better than not having sex
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 AM
God how I love posting near midnight in the pacific time zone thus guaranteeing zero engagement. It’s better than not having sex
Behold my dumpster! I have managed not to set it ablaze!
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Behold my dumpster! I have managed not to set it ablaze!
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I'm glad I'm unloveable, makes relationships real easy to navigate
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I'm glad I'm unloveable, makes relationships real easy to navigate
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gritty reboot of astrology where all the constellations are homocidal/suicidal creatures and the only thing the stars tell you is to go fuck yourself
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
gritty reboot of astrology where all the constellations are homocidal/suicidal creatures and the only thing the stars tell you is to go fuck yourself
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[almost anything happens]
me: what the fuck just happened
me: what the fuck just happened
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
[almost anything happens]
me: what the fuck just happened
me: what the fuck just happened
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If a woman looks sad, tell her, "You'd be pretty if you smiled more" and you won't see her looking sad anymore because you will be dead.
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If a woman looks sad, tell her, "You'd be pretty if you smiled more" and you won't see her looking sad anymore because you will be dead.
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go ahead steal my identity, what are you gonna do with that, get denied a loan?
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
go ahead steal my identity, what are you gonna do with that, get denied a loan?
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god every day is just gonna be a Whole Thing isn’t it
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
god every day is just gonna be a Whole Thing isn’t it
My daughter keeps doing dumb shit and then tells people it’s because I took Tylenol while I was pregnant.
I didn’t, but I’m so proud of her going through life just being casually hilarious.
I didn’t, but I’m so proud of her going through life just being casually hilarious.
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 AM
My daughter keeps doing dumb shit and then tells people it’s because I took Tylenol while I was pregnant.
I didn’t, but I’m so proud of her going through life just being casually hilarious.
I didn’t, but I’m so proud of her going through life just being casually hilarious.
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The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at