Ian Campbell
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Ian Campbell
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Keweenaw born and raised; Michigan alum x 2; historian of the Russian Empire at UC Davis. Happiest in the kitchen or on a trail. Personal account; opinions my own.

History 47%
Political science 31%

God, if that were my child… (end of sentence left as exercise for reader)

That’s a child. They beat, tortured, and humiliated a child, then left him to his own devices miles from home.

When will we all say that it’s enough? That it has to stop now?
ICE kidnap 17-year-old U.S. citizen working at Target then dump him bleeding and crying miles away in a Walmart parking lot… 🤬

The multiple reports of ICE guys in Minneapolis threatening people by saying “didn’t you learn from what happened to that lady” or similar tell you that they don’t even believe, themselves, that they murdered her because anyone was injured or in any danger.

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what is the war on protein? depends on who you ask

baseball-reference war on protein: 1.6
fangraphs war on protein: 2.4
baseball prospectus war on protein: 0.9
ICE kidnap 17-year-old U.S. citizen working at Target then dump him bleeding and crying miles away in a Walmart parking lot… 🤬

A truly piquant combination of physical discomfort, emotional distress, and anger at Some Guy Who Fucked Up.

Minimally if the sun is up there should be no question that the restroom in a public park is available for use. Looking directly at you, PROVO.

I’ve started carrying a debit card for the inevitable quarterly duck into an open cafe or gas station. Does this involve more or less throwing the card at some poor guy while promising to come out and buy something in a minute? Well, maybe.

(*at what pace? Don’t worry about it)

On the board with longest run* since last May and now it is time for the Costco food court to Experience Me

Instead, the only reward one typically gets for being known as a good peer reviewer is...more peer reviews on the desk.

No prob! I remember Oreos being the dirt on a Big Machines cake when our kid was a toddler, too.

My wife decorates cakes as a side hustle and says Oreos or fondant. The former if you’ll sacrifice some neatness in the pictures for it to taste good; the latter if you really want a couple nice pics before you peel it off and cut the cake. Both valid goals IMO

Miauricio yo moriria para ti
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.

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happy anniversary of christopher columbus mistaking manatees for mermaids and complaining about how mid they were

Intentional grounding on a flea flicker is some ROUGH work

Saban gets so pissed when he feels that people are Doing Football Incorrectly. In retirement it’s quite endearing.

Is this maybe part of the same trends that gave us “unalived”?

This is what America is, to me.
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
Pastor: I said to this ICE agent, 'Take me, stop harassing her.' The agent got in my face, pointed a gun at me, and said, 'Are you afraid now?' To which I said, 'I am not afraid.'

Screaming! Crying! Throwing up!

I’ve just been notified that I might be at risk of using toner that isn’t Genuine HP Certified. Oh no. Oh God.

Timeline cleanse: a joke my kid drew in third grade
This picture, from Karem Yucel, on instagram. Outside Roosevelt high school, At dismissal.

AFTER Federal agents KILLED A WOMAN EARLIER IN THE DAY

The parents.

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This is a sick, malicious lie from Trump. He claims the dead woman "willfully, and viciously ran over the ICE Officer...based on the attached clip, it is hard to believe he is alive."

I've posted three screenshots from his clip. It demonstrates nothing close to what he claims.

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