Michelle Mazurek
@mmazurek.bsky.social
300 followers 140 following 69 posts

security, privacy, people pointy-headed academic, phillies enjoyer still tomorrow's gonna be another working day / just trying to get some rest

Computer science 67%
Sociology 13%
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mmazurek.bsky.social
Calling junior faculty, postdocs, and PhD students on the job market (from the security research community) for the 2025 SaTC Aspiring PI workshop.

Workshop Dec. 15-16, applications due Oct. 17, travel will be reimbursed for participants.
SaTC Aspiring PI Workshop 2025
satc-aspiring-2025.github.io
lyndab08.bsky.social
I’m so struck by this video. A regular day in Logan Square in front of a grocery store and ICE pulls up and tear gassed people. Funston Elementary School is right across the street as well. This is a major corridor in Logan Sq. No concern for human safety

Video from: www.reddit.com/r/chicago/co...
davelevitan.bsky.social
Anyway, again, it would take like 20 or 30 Republicans in Congress who decide they don't actually hate the country to stop a whole lot of this

mmazurek.bsky.social
Meanwhile, today in official university-mandated "research security" training:
Slide from research security training. The header is "Impartiality and Objectivity." The text is "Scientists conduct their work without bias or preconceived notions, allowing the to approach their research objectively."

mmazurek.bsky.social
I teach computer science students. Many of them come in believing that quant analysis is "real" and qual is "made up." I consider it a big win if I can convince them, by the end, that it's all equally made up. (And that's OK!)

mmazurek.bsky.social
I spend all semester in my research methods class trying to teach the grad students that there are no "right" answers, that all data is inherently subjective, that what we choose to measure and how we choose to measure it are just as (if not more) important than what the measurements say.
eke.bsky.social
i love this part and i think it very much shows the difference in depth of thinking between someone like Klein, desperately fighting in the here-and-now and arguing to win a battle with compromise, versus Coates' position that he is a soldier in a long war.
phillies-therapy.com
Phils have won 94+ in consecutive seasons for the 3rd time in their history
adamserwer.bsky.social
The people “enforcing” immigration law under this administration understand what their real job is but we’re all supposed to pretend it’s something else
socialmedialab.ca
However, ultimately, all of the technical/digital solutions outlined in the article are but band-aids. The only real, lasting, and just solution is a return to the rule of law.
rodger.bsky.social
it's Blocked Field Goal week
beijingpalmer.bsky.social
this is something you just have to live with if you are even barely well-known online; people make up elaborate stories about you in their heads. it will always happen and you cannot give a shit about it, only stomp on it if they try to spread these weird tales to anybody you actually know.
jdragsky.bsky.social
its so strange to be a public figure. people build such elaborate mythologies around you. and im not even like, famous famous
adamserwer.bsky.social
I don’t think any country in the history of the world has ever done anything as stupidly self destructive as what Trump and RFK jr are doing with vaccines.

mmazurek.bsky.social
(It was a good joke, though.)

mmazurek.bsky.social
TFW when you are listening to @ifbookspod.bsky.social and there's a great segment on replication problems and cherry-picking data ("I'm going to add this to the resource list for my methods class!") immediately followed by a joke about anal sex ("Or maybe not").
adapalmer.bsky.social
The U.S.’s largest estuary is showing signs of revival. Once written off as a dead zone, water clarity in Chesapeake Bay has improved, underwater grasses are expanding, and crab populations are steadier thanks to decades of pollution controls. Nature buff.ly/morNFth
#ShareGoodNewsToo
Reviving the Old Bay
To undo centuries of damage in the Chesapeake Bay, six states are fixing forests, farms, city runoff, wetlands, rivers and oyster reefs across this massive watershed.
buff.ly
atrupar.com
Pritzker: "It breaks my heart to report that we have been told ICE will try to disrupt community picnics and peaceful parades. Let's be clear -- the terror and cruelty is the point, not the safety of anybody living here."
michaelhobbes.bsky.social
California and Florida are on opposite ends of the school-closure spectrum and the differences in test scores are a wash.

Some individual schools and districts definitely stayed closed too long but it just isn’t the case that this is some huge, obvious, foreseeable blunder.
Neither Florida nor California saw a statistically significant change in 4th-grade reading performance on the National Assessment of Educational Progress between 2019 and 2022.
Meanwhile, Florida's 8th graders performed worse on the reading exam in 2022 than in 2019, while California's 8th graders' performance was unchanged. Both states performed worse on the 4th- and 8th-grade math assessments in 2022 than in 2019
Despite their states' similar performance on
NAEP, which places both states above the majority of the rest of the country, the two governors accused each other of overseeing some of the worst learning loss in the country.
imbernomics.bsky.social
Here’s the link to comment on the rule. Please do comment. They can make a difference in litigation. www.federalregister.gov/documents/20...
crampell.bsky.social
Trump admin planning to change student visas from lasting for duration of academic program to fixed 4-yr term, and then much harder to renew
Could destroy US ability to attract global talent, particularly those seeking advanced degrees in STEM. The median time to complete a PhD is 5.7 yrs per NSF.
Trump Deals A New Immigration Blow To International Students
Trump officials have proposed a new rule limiting international students to fixed periods of entry, making a U.S. education more precarious.
www.forbes.com
piccone.bsky.social
SCHWARBOMB #4

"And everybody looking for history from Kyle Schwarber, the 1-2 on the way... SWUNG ON, HIT DEEP RIGHT FIELD! AND THERE'S HISTORY FOR SCHWARBER!"

#RingTheBell
vanessawilliamson.bsky.social
If you are interested in what is happening in Columbia Heights and Mount Pleasant these days ‪@maustermuhle.bsky.social‬ ‬ at @51st.news has written the best article I've seen.
With cellphone cameras and tip lines, D.C. residents find small ways to fight ICE
How neighbors and school communities are organizing against the immigration crackdown.
51st.news
csfrayer.bsky.social
Here's what the third day of elementary school looked like in Mount Pleasant, Washington DC.

rachelweiner.bsky.social
Unidentified federal officers were doing fare enforcement at 7th and H Street NW last night, per my colleague Jonathan Edwards:
wentaoguo.bsky.social
I'm presenting my USENIX paper "How Researchers De-Identify Data in Practice" at 9am this Thursday. Kudos to my co-authors Paige Pepitone, @adamaviv.bsky.social, and @mmazurek.bsky.social. Come say hi—I am on the academic job market!

Here's the paper: www.usenix.org/conference/u...
#usesec25
Poster for our paper "How Researchers De-Identify Data in Practice"
billkristolbulwark.bsky.social
As L.A. was a couple of months ago, D.C. is merely an excuse for Trump to continue normalizing the use of federal law enforcement and the U.S. military to police Democratic cities. The implications for local self-government, civil liberties, and the 2026 and 2028 elections are obvious and ominous.