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Which parade balloon is the one filled with deadly nerve gas again?
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Which parade balloon is the one filled with deadly nerve gas again?
Accidentally logged into an app I haven't used in like half a year, so now I'm getting 4 to 5 emails a day from the company for the foreseeable future. (The next decade or so.)
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Accidentally logged into an app I haven't used in like half a year, so now I'm getting 4 to 5 emails a day from the company for the foreseeable future. (The next decade or so.)
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Really enjoyed eating all the repressed sexual energy my mom fisted into the turkey.
November 29, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Really enjoyed eating all the repressed sexual energy my mom fisted into the turkey.
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Finally a MANLY guide to saying what you’re thankful for this holiday season! Sorry ladies, men thankful now!
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Finally a MANLY guide to saying what you’re thankful for this holiday season! Sorry ladies, men thankful now!
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sad news from the thanksgiving day parade: ICE just detained the dora the explorer float.
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
sad news from the thanksgiving day parade: ICE just detained the dora the explorer float.
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Hey "Content Creators", it's not a "review" if all you did was "look at it in the store".
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Hey "Content Creators", it's not a "review" if all you did was "look at it in the store".
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thank you for putting a wide variety of $600+ items on your holiday gift guides. I never know how to spend my gift budget of $600+ per person
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
thank you for putting a wide variety of $600+ items on your holiday gift guides. I never know how to spend my gift budget of $600+ per person
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Publix had a liquor ad in today's paper that's going to cost me a fortune
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Publix had a liquor ad in today's paper that's going to cost me a fortune
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"Your money's no good here."
- vending machines
- vending machines
February 13, 2024 at 3:20 AM
"Your money's no good here."
- vending machines
- vending machines
Why did they make such a big deal about it? He pardons turkeys every day!
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Why did they make such a big deal about it? He pardons turkeys every day!
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White people love a good pie chart
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
White people love a good pie chart
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hoping that grandma does not bring her "Pineapple Surprise" again tomorrow because it is actually a live grenade
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
hoping that grandma does not bring her "Pineapple Surprise" again tomorrow because it is actually a live grenade
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Coffee isn't enough I stare directly at the sun for 30 seconds
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Coffee isn't enough I stare directly at the sun for 30 seconds
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Our ancestors slept on cave floors and I need a pillow for my head, a pillow for my body, zero light, a white noise machine, and one leg out of my covers before I can even close my eyes
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Our ancestors slept on cave floors and I need a pillow for my head, a pillow for my body, zero light, a white noise machine, and one leg out of my covers before I can even close my eyes
Billion dollar idea: An egg slicer that actually cuts through the whole egg.
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Billion dollar idea: An egg slicer that actually cuts through the whole egg.
A Dr. Pepper knockoff appreciation day. Call it Thankspibbing.
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
A Dr. Pepper knockoff appreciation day. Call it Thankspibbing.
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A Bee Gees appreciation day, call it Thanksgibbing
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
A Bee Gees appreciation day, call it Thanksgibbing
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A key ring is a cool little thing that allows you to lose all your keys at once
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
A key ring is a cool little thing that allows you to lose all your keys at once
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COP: Where were you the night of the murder?
CROW: I was with a group of friends.
COP: And what would you call that group?
CROW: Uh…I want a lawyer
CROW: I was with a group of friends.
COP: And what would you call that group?
CROW: Uh…I want a lawyer
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
COP: Where were you the night of the murder?
CROW: I was with a group of friends.
COP: And what would you call that group?
CROW: Uh…I want a lawyer
CROW: I was with a group of friends.
COP: And what would you call that group?
CROW: Uh…I want a lawyer
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Larry the loaf enjoying a few blissful moments, unaware that this was to be the last day of his relatively short life.
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Larry the loaf enjoying a few blissful moments, unaware that this was to be the last day of his relatively short life.
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first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
@lalalyds.bsky.social Happy Birthday! Frost your cake without the cake if you wanna!
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
@lalalyds.bsky.social Happy Birthday! Frost your cake without the cake if you wanna!
My eyes swollen with tears, I gently lower the pizza cutter's remains into the garbage can as my family honors it with a 21-topping salute.
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My eyes swollen with tears, I gently lower the pizza cutter's remains into the garbage can as my family honors it with a 21-topping salute.