@avml.bsky.social
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This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
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The irony of DOGE/Trump is that the only way that America engaging in sustained deficit spending would become a problem is if someone intentionally tanked the American economy and place in the global order, and the only people dumb enough to do that are currently in power and doing it
never seen someone sound so fundamentally insane as this person, who has elon's ear on layoffs and cuts
March 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The irony of DOGE/Trump is that the only way that America engaging in sustained deficit spending would become a problem is if someone intentionally tanked the American economy and place in the global order, and the only people dumb enough to do that are currently in power and doing it
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It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side
February 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side
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What are you building with your little hammer your honor?
February 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
What are you building with your little hammer your honor?
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
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Sure is a bad time to be a person who cares about things.
January 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Sure is a bad time to be a person who cares about things.
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it’s my raven and i’ll quoth if i want to
January 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
it’s my raven and i’ll quoth if i want to
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I've heard there was a secret KORG that David played and it pleased the Lord
January 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I've heard there was a secret KORG that David played and it pleased the Lord
Great article - important stuff clearly explained!
January 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Great article - important stuff clearly explained!
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Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open
BREAKING: CVS removes photos of executives from its website in wake of UnitedHealthcare CEO’s assassination
December 6, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open
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If I were a Spotify user this would say I was in my Khaki Flannel Goblin Era this year.
December 4, 2024 at 7:47 PM
If I were a Spotify user this would say I was in my Khaki Flannel Goblin Era this year.
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if you're working today* you're allowed to have two beers on the clock
*this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans
*this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans
November 27, 2024 at 1:25 PM
if you're working today* you're allowed to have two beers on the clock
*this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans
*this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans
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Have you or a member of your family been annihilated by a Kendrick Lamar track? You may be entitled to financial compensation
November 26, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Have you or a member of your family been annihilated by a Kendrick Lamar track? You may be entitled to financial compensation
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ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs.
November 25, 2024 at 5:14 AM
ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs.
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[handing mixtape to doctor]
please, my beats, they're very sick
please, my beats, they're very sick
November 24, 2024 at 4:24 PM
[handing mixtape to doctor]
please, my beats, they're very sick
please, my beats, they're very sick
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i love fictional women who lie cheat manipulate steal kill destroy. take those male dominated fields. “but what if she’s a bitch” even better!!!! i support women’s wrongs too
November 24, 2024 at 2:00 PM
i love fictional women who lie cheat manipulate steal kill destroy. take those male dominated fields. “but what if she’s a bitch” even better!!!! i support women’s wrongs too
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I still don’t understand what part of the monkey the wrench is for.
November 23, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I still don’t understand what part of the monkey the wrench is for.