Becky ‘the champ’
@beckybutterfly.bsky.social
Carer by day, silly goose by night
#strangerthings is so gross this season. why does Vecna have to put those tentacle things on peoples mouths.
December 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
#strangerthings is so gross this season. why does Vecna have to put those tentacle things on peoples mouths.
Every season of #strangerthings has a really annoying guy that I feel like they expect me to love for some reason. Last time it was that stoner guy, and this time it’s dipshit Derek.
December 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Every season of #strangerthings has a really annoying guy that I feel like they expect me to love for some reason. Last time it was that stoner guy, and this time it’s dipshit Derek.
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i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
74 suicide warnings and 243 mentions of hanging: What ChatGPT said to a suicidal teen
Analysis of high-schooler Adam Raine’s ChatGPT account by attorneys for his parents shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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Big Fat Quiz and Last Leg of Christmas both did "hehe, we asked AI to do a thing" and it's as funny as "I'm going to read an excerpt from 50 Shades of Grey" that every shit open spot did a decade ago. Stop it. Stop it. I'll tag 'em. Hey, @channel4.bsky.social, hey. HEY. Stop it.
December 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Big Fat Quiz and Last Leg of Christmas both did "hehe, we asked AI to do a thing" and it's as funny as "I'm going to read an excerpt from 50 Shades of Grey" that every shit open spot did a decade ago. Stop it. Stop it. I'll tag 'em. Hey, @channel4.bsky.social, hey. HEY. Stop it.
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I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
July 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
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I lost, but only because I didn't win. And I could have easily won. So in a way, I did win. I won that fight.
December 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I lost, but only because I didn't win. And I could have easily won. So in a way, I did win. I won that fight.
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how does santa visit every planet in one night
December 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
how does santa visit every planet in one night
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Preston the dog from A Close Shave is in the EDL
December 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Preston the dog from A Close Shave is in the EDL
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Whenever someone is leaving at my workplace, there's always an e-card and collection for them. without fail I leave a message from Roger, saying how great it's been working with them. I'm not called Roger and there's no Roger in the office
December 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Whenever someone is leaving at my workplace, there's always an e-card and collection for them. without fail I leave a message from Roger, saying how great it's been working with them. I'm not called Roger and there's no Roger in the office
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fuck you and may the horse you rode in on live a long and beautiful life away from the corrupting influence of man
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
fuck you and may the horse you rode in on live a long and beautiful life away from the corrupting influence of man
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Goddammit, Gail.
Does it still work if you give Dobby a condom
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Goddammit, Gail.
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Every six months some guy says he’s figured out who the Zodiac Killer was and the answer is always the same: he was some guy
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Every six months some guy says he’s figured out who the Zodiac Killer was and the answer is always the same: he was some guy
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
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'The Angels' Kitchen' 1893
Eugene Grasset
Eugene Grasset
December 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
'The Angels' Kitchen' 1893
Eugene Grasset
Eugene Grasset
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ACAB includes the boys of the NYPD choir.
December 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
ACAB includes the boys of the NYPD choir.
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Last year I told a friend I was spending Christmas Day alone. Her response: ‘Oh yeah. Been there’. I was relieved, like, oh really?
‘Yeah, we did that last year’
I stopped for a second. ‘We??’ And she goes, ‘Me and my husband, with the dog’
‘Yeah, we did that last year’
I stopped for a second. ‘We??’ And she goes, ‘Me and my husband, with the dog’
December 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Last year I told a friend I was spending Christmas Day alone. Her response: ‘Oh yeah. Been there’. I was relieved, like, oh really?
‘Yeah, we did that last year’
I stopped for a second. ‘We??’ And she goes, ‘Me and my husband, with the dog’
‘Yeah, we did that last year’
I stopped for a second. ‘We??’ And she goes, ‘Me and my husband, with the dog’
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call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
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starting a thread of NPC names I invented that made my D&D party so mad they yelled at me
February 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
starting a thread of NPC names I invented that made my D&D party so mad they yelled at me
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when a plug gets close enough the outlet should start trying to slurp it in
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
when a plug gets close enough the outlet should start trying to slurp it in
The best thing I’ve seen in Walliams gate (so far).
December 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The best thing I’ve seen in Walliams gate (so far).
If drag is a performance of gender, we have to accept that Danny Dyer is a drag king.
December 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If drag is a performance of gender, we have to accept that Danny Dyer is a drag king.