When I was in Krakow, I had a car problem. I found a mechanic who would come to me, which was nice. I met him at the car and explained what we needed and I hung around and we chatted (in Polish) as he worked.
July 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
When I was in Krakow, I had a car problem. I found a mechanic who would come to me, which was nice. I met him at the car and explained what we needed and I hung around and we chatted (in Polish) as he worked.
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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
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IDEA: Glade PlugIn that smells like a gas leak for when guests won't leave
May 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
IDEA: Glade PlugIn that smells like a gas leak for when guests won't leave
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when there was only one set of footprints in the sand i am trying to walk alone on the beach do you mind
April 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
when there was only one set of footprints in the sand i am trying to walk alone on the beach do you mind
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The penguins right now
April 4, 2025 at 7:26 AM
The penguins right now
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wife: i hate date night
me: [pops another date in mouth] why?
me: [pops another date in mouth] why?
March 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
wife: i hate date night
me: [pops another date in mouth] why?
me: [pops another date in mouth] why?
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I say Wofford like Dustin says Wapner in Rainman
March 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I say Wofford like Dustin says Wapner in Rainman
feels like I'm reading it already
March 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
feels like I'm reading it already
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Boss: Have you finished that project
Me: hey rome wasn’t built in a day
Boss: It’s been a month
Me: rome wasn’t built in a month
Boss:
Me: [googling “how long did it take to build rome”]
Me: hey rome wasn’t built in a day
Boss: It’s been a month
Me: rome wasn’t built in a month
Boss:
Me: [googling “how long did it take to build rome”]
February 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Boss: Have you finished that project
Me: hey rome wasn’t built in a day
Boss: It’s been a month
Me: rome wasn’t built in a month
Boss:
Me: [googling “how long did it take to build rome”]
Me: hey rome wasn’t built in a day
Boss: It’s been a month
Me: rome wasn’t built in a month
Boss:
Me: [googling “how long did it take to build rome”]
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[first dog ever launched into space]
wait this isn't the park
wait this isn't the park
February 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
[first dog ever launched into space]
wait this isn't the park
wait this isn't the park
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I'm thinking today about this Republican senator who wanted to convict Trump after January 6 but was too afraid for his personal safety and his family's.
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
January 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'm thinking today about this Republican senator who wanted to convict Trump after January 6 but was too afraid for his personal safety and his family's.
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
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ME: think about it. he doesn’t steal ham so really he should be called the hamburgerburglar
THERAPIST: you’re paying $200 an hour for this
THERAPIST: you’re paying $200 an hour for this
January 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
ME: think about it. he doesn’t steal ham so really he should be called the hamburgerburglar
THERAPIST: you’re paying $200 an hour for this
THERAPIST: you’re paying $200 an hour for this
nature abhors an empty space on the countertop
January 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
nature abhors an empty space on the countertop
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sure, everybody hates snake oil — until their snake starts squeaking
December 15, 2024 at 1:04 PM
sure, everybody hates snake oil — until their snake starts squeaking
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I’ve always obsessively made my grocery list in the order of store aisles, but now I order online so that’s not really relevant or useful but I still keep doing it.
PRIEST: once again, this is not a sin.
PRIEST: once again, this is not a sin.
December 16, 2024 at 1:31 AM
I’ve always obsessively made my grocery list in the order of store aisles, but now I order online so that’s not really relevant or useful but I still keep doing it.
PRIEST: once again, this is not a sin.
PRIEST: once again, this is not a sin.
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why is seeing a wild turkey more exciting than seeing any other kind of wild bird? is it because i know what it tastes like?
December 16, 2024 at 1:32 AM
why is seeing a wild turkey more exciting than seeing any other kind of wild bird? is it because i know what it tastes like?
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the worst part of getting fired from the unemployment office is still having to go in the next day
November 30, 2024 at 12:03 PM
the worst part of getting fired from the unemployment office is still having to go in the next day
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murderers are so stupid. do you have any idea how much trouble you're in
September 17, 2023 at 5:24 AM
murderers are so stupid. do you have any idea how much trouble you're in
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imagine being a beaver and eating a popsicle and then finishing the popsicle and being sad that it’s all gone but then realizing the fun is just getting started
November 24, 2024 at 1:54 AM
imagine being a beaver and eating a popsicle and then finishing the popsicle and being sad that it’s all gone but then realizing the fun is just getting started
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[while being tackled by police dog] what's his name?
November 22, 2024 at 3:07 PM
[while being tackled by police dog] what's his name?
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Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
November 21, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
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[arriving at my therapist’s office with new bangs]
THERAPIST: *extremely long sigh*
THERAPIST: *extremely long sigh*
November 19, 2024 at 5:07 AM
[arriving at my therapist’s office with new bangs]
THERAPIST: *extremely long sigh*
THERAPIST: *extremely long sigh*
If I could think of anything funny, this is where it would go.
November 17, 2024 at 3:58 PM
If I could think of anything funny, this is where it would go.