Mike
@canmnt4life.bsky.social
Very left leaning politically. Got tired of Elon's bullshit, so now I am here. Canada Soccer, Winnipeg Jets, Winnipeg Blue Bombers, Refused, Local H, The Last of Us
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Fun fact: "Blarney" is also the sound a leprechaun makes when you run over it with your car.
March 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Fun fact: "Blarney" is also the sound a leprechaun makes when you run over it with your car.
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the hills have ayes but the mountains have more nays so the motion will likely not pass
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
the hills have ayes but the mountains have more nays so the motion will likely not pass
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Hard work may not kill me but it's not a risk I'm prepared to take.
December 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Hard work may not kill me but it's not a risk I'm prepared to take.
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ToNIGHT, you’ll be visited by three GHOSTS!! I’m kidding…but seriously, Sharon, I could really use some help over here
December 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
ToNIGHT, you’ll be visited by three GHOSTS!! I’m kidding…but seriously, Sharon, I could really use some help over here
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"A zebra is just a redacted horse"
-Kyle The Intern
-Kyle The Intern
December 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"A zebra is just a redacted horse"
-Kyle The Intern
-Kyle The Intern
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I'd rather drink goat's blood.
December 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'd rather drink goat's blood.
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
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my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
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Too many lives are in shambles. This senseless war must end. Please, whether you believe our animals are visited by "Santa Paws" or "Santa Claws," stop feuding.
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Too many lives are in shambles. This senseless war must end. Please, whether you believe our animals are visited by "Santa Paws" or "Santa Claws," stop feuding.
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The key difference between keeping a cat & a chimpanzee as a pet, is that a cat will eat your face off when you die; but a chimpanzee doesn’t have that kind of patience.
December 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The key difference between keeping a cat & a chimpanzee as a pet, is that a cat will eat your face off when you die; but a chimpanzee doesn’t have that kind of patience.
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Bari Weiss’ two accomplishments so far are hosting an interview that she desperately wanted people to watch (but they didn’t) and trying to spike a news story that she desperately wanted nobody to watch (but they did)
December 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Bari Weiss’ two accomplishments so far are hosting an interview that she desperately wanted people to watch (but they didn’t) and trying to spike a news story that she desperately wanted nobody to watch (but they did)
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for the tenth year in a row neighborhood teens have desecrated my minion nativity scene
December 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
for the tenth year in a row neighborhood teens have desecrated my minion nativity scene
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Fun game:
Text your mom Christmas afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen ham?"
Text your mom Christmas afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen ham?"
December 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Fun game:
Text your mom Christmas afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen ham?"
Text your mom Christmas afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen ham?"
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Christmas teaches us that it's okay to break into someone's house as long as you're leaving stuff.
December 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Christmas teaches us that it's okay to break into someone's house as long as you're leaving stuff.
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I just got a bottle of wine that’s been regifted so many times it made its way back to me. Which means I essentially bought myself a bottle of wine.
December 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I just got a bottle of wine that’s been regifted so many times it made its way back to me. Which means I essentially bought myself a bottle of wine.
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It’s supposed to rain in Los Angeles for four days and people at the grocery store are stocking up for the apocalypse.
December 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s supposed to rain in Los Angeles for four days and people at the grocery store are stocking up for the apocalypse.
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Dear people who combine Christmas and birthday gifts,
WE HATE YOU!
Sincerely,
Everyone born in December & January.
WE HATE YOU!
Sincerely,
Everyone born in December & January.
December 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Dear people who combine Christmas and birthday gifts,
WE HATE YOU!
Sincerely,
Everyone born in December & January.
WE HATE YOU!
Sincerely,
Everyone born in December & January.
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The tea I am drinking is named “Throat Coat” and I am not mature enough to handle this
January 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The tea I am drinking is named “Throat Coat” and I am not mature enough to handle this
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Phlegm is a gross word, right? Anyway, that'll dab right off sorry
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Phlegm is a gross word, right? Anyway, that'll dab right off sorry
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my boss: I’ve had enough, you’re fired
me: but why?
my boss: you just sit on your ass all day, doing nothing
me: but I don’t understand, what else am I supposed to sit on?
me: but why?
my boss: you just sit on your ass all day, doing nothing
me: but I don’t understand, what else am I supposed to sit on?
December 7, 2024 at 1:24 PM
my boss: I’ve had enough, you’re fired
me: but why?
my boss: you just sit on your ass all day, doing nothing
me: but I don’t understand, what else am I supposed to sit on?
me: but why?
my boss: you just sit on your ass all day, doing nothing
me: but I don’t understand, what else am I supposed to sit on?
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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FYI, If your child falls into an enclosure we get to keep it.
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
FYI, If your child falls into an enclosure we get to keep it.
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consequences for one’s actions? in this economy?
February 21, 2024 at 9:11 AM
consequences for one’s actions? in this economy?
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To anyone I ever dated who said they found me too intimidating: check out the ruinous nothing I’ve made of my life and take comfort.
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
To anyone I ever dated who said they found me too intimidating: check out the ruinous nothing I’ve made of my life and take comfort.