Sweet Splotchy Cat
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Sweet Splotchy Cat
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i think the argument the cavers should’ve made/should make is “i couldn’t let people starve - we made a run thinking they would fold on aca, but trump really is that psychotic”

that’s an argument i think people could respect, but the won’t even make it
like this is basically it, the melts melted under pressure
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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you know it retrospect it is kinda fascinating that the 'epstein didnt kill himself' memes focused around a guy who had not been in any elected position of power since i was 3 months old and not then(and now current) president of the united states
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Found a video of a guy making a pie out of only apples
100% Apple. This Apple Pie Contains Only Apples
YouTube video by Atomic Shrimp
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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mamdani should build bridges to both the zionist community and adams supporters by taking a page out of his predecessor's book and accepting bribes in the form of access to el al airport lounges
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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the nuclear power plant near Detroit is downright atmospheric when seen from a descending airplane in the autumn
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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The more democratic elements of the American constitutional and economic order are actually throwing up road blocks to Trumpism. Protests and boycotts and low level courts and juries and cetera. Elite actors on the other hand are all too frequently caving. Fascinating study in who actually cares!
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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(in case they delete their NJ-GOV aggregate too, i just to save this for posterity)
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Creating a new product that's multi-use soap, where you sell a small amount a soap alongside a centrifuge that recovers the soap for you
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Wow, not only did they pre-draft their cope, they phoned that shit in bsky.app/profile/reun...
Thirdway has a memo out about how Mamdani's politics won't work in the rest of the country but they wrote it before he won and forgot to replace "X%" with his actual margin. lol.
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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if you're in line to bribe Eric Adams, stay in line
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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It's like he pre-wrote the article and then had to add some "nevertheless" bullshit when reality disagreed with him.
GM, Nate Cohn at his best sports pundit last night, already making up reasons why this one doesn't count
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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it's crazy how the two main opinions i had about NJ-GOV came true

1. sherrill wins by 12-13
2. the delta between sherrill and spanberger is very small

i love being personally vindicated
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Texas has a special election for Sylvester Turner's seat (TX-18), a full seven months after he died, because Abbott capriciously delayed it.

A simple, long overdue reform would be for Congress to mandate by federal law how soon after a vacancy special elections have to happen.
November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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WOULD YOU PLEASE GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR MIDDLESEX COUNTY?
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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I saw a Cuomo ad last night that was basically "if there's another 9/11, we need a mayor with experience like Andrew Cuomo," and it made me wonder, wait, what was Andrew Cuomo doing on 9/11?

Well, he was probably preoccupied with damage control for this:

nypost.com/2001/09/10/p...
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Probably safe to declare the American experiment an objective failure when unelected British monarchs are held to higher standards of accountability.
OK, regardless of source, credit where due: That's a great headline.
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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the problem is that we don't have a thirder coin
October 30, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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I hate MattY way less than the rest of you but I agree he's useless because of this. None of this works when the other guys get activated by whatever rumor and hearsay Fox or worse ONN puts on the wire.
Matty correctly understands that the nationalization of media and edpol has meant that this dynamic no longer works; people in Nebraska do actually vote based on what they see on TV about Baltimore. His solution to this is to establish a Leninist vanguard party-style control over all Dem policy.
The idea that Democrats should adopt nationally popular but locally unpopular positions in locations where they have supermajority control of politics makes no sense. That's exactly where you should implement correct policies that the rest of the country nonetheless dislikes!
October 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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people in real time experiencing their first splotchy cat bait
Of course, now that most major cities are turning red, Democrats probably won't have concentrated urban membership much longer.
October 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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I think the bigger issue, which Matty remains mysteriously silent on, is that putting police and prison abolition on a list of "unpopular democratic policies" is treated as so obvious as to not even merit comment, but saying republicans want to do project 2025 was roundly condemned by the media
Here with yellow checkmarks we have five examples of real things that Gavin Newsom and leading California Democrats espouse. Not a straw man.

My take is Democrats should drop these ideas, ideas that do not sound at all like economic populism to me.
October 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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The potential future Senator from Texas is leading this charge.

BUT ANYWAY remember that one time a person in 2019 with 5000 followers on Twitter said "abolish all prisons"
While Tylenol remains a tool recommended by medical professionals to treat pain and fever during pregnancy, the state of Texas is suing the makers of the medication for allegedly hiding unproven links to autism and other disorders. Scientists have found no such causal relationship.
October 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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NEW: A Department of Veterans Affairs memo obtained by ProPublica sets up new roadblocks to care for male veterans with breast cancer.

The agency cites no new science but relies on an executive order about “restoring biological truth” in government.
Citing Trump Order on “Biological Truth,” VA Makes It Harder for Male Veterans With Breast Cancer to Get Coverage
A Department of Veterans Affairs memo obtained by ProPublica erects new roadblocks to care for veterans with the rare but deadly cancer. The agency cites no new science but relies on an executive order about “restoring biological truth” in government.
www.propublica.org
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Responding to the new Mamdani scandal, Andrew Cuomo notes that he didn't call any of the 13 women he assaulted "aunt."
October 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Ahhh, I've seen this film before. Josh Hawley puts out an op-ed staking out a position in The New York Times, then he folds and falls in line with the rest of the GOP. Remember when he did this with Medicaid?
October 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM