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🌘 Dad Moon Rising 🌒

@dadmoonrising.bsky.social

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Real dad, moon parody. Trying to find the humor in everyday life So let us not talk falsely the hour is getting late https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vv7x4rqhaet5poqhlap53btt/feed/aaacnzz6sv472

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🌘 Dad Moon Rising 🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · Feb 1

my son is 18 now so it's time to have the talk. I think he's ready to learn about the importance of assembling a good cable and cord drawer.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 12h

muppetized works of art: thread

Big Bird in Vincent van Gogh’s series called Sunflowers.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 19h

People over 40 watching birds at the bird feeder

Picture of a crowd going wild with enthusiasm

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 2d

*quietly beatboxing while the judge delivers my sentence

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 3d

I am "i don't know how long my phone flashlight has been on" years old

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🌘 Dad Moon Rising 🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 2d

Enough with conformity - it's time to stand up and stand out!

*my one wild eyebrow hair

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Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 3d

When you’re too gay for the straights and too straight for the gays but you finally learned to give up needing to be accepted by either just to feel valid

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · Mar 9

You have just made a powerful enemy
*gives you the cookie with only one chocolate chip*

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · Jul 20

He not only came with red flags they were riddled with bullet holes from the women in his past.

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 7d

You don’t scare me. I used to hold the flashlight for my dad

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🌘 Dad Moon Rising 🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 5d

Respect

a man with a beard is sitting in a car .

ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a car .

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · Dec 30

Based on the number of times I hear her doing it, I predict my wife would describe living with me as 'sigh maintenance'

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🌘 Dad Moon Rising 🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 6d

the stream from the water dispenser in our refrigerator has become very slow and weak which is surprising - I didn't know that refrigerators had prostates