Lance
LightNews LightNews
banner
daltrain.bsky.social
Lance
@daltrain.bsky.social
220 followers 210 following 61 posts
I’m dirt, motherfucker, I can’t be crushed.
Posts Replies Media Videos
Reposted by Lance
jeffasher.bsky.social
There were 220 murders in Philadelphia in 2025 and 133 in Baltimore. Those are the lowest murder counts since 1966 and 1965 respectively in those cities.
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Reposted by Lance
markjacob.bsky.social
Alabama’s homicide rate is more than double New York City’s. Remember that the next time Tommy Tuberville criticizes NYC’s “crime and migrants.”
marklevinenyc.bsky.social Mark D. Levine @marklevinenyc.bsky.social · 21h
A remarkable trend that will come as a shock to you if your only info about NYC is from this Fox News.

Homicides in NYC...
1990: 2,262
1993: 1,927
1998: 629
2001: 649
2013: 335
2019: 320
2021: 488
2024: 382
2025 (as of 12/28): 302
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Reposted by Lance
kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Reposted by Lance
daveweigel.bsky.social
Excited to announce GOLLUM, an app that helps you focus on your most precious possession!
December 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Reposted by Lance
btoporek.bsky.social
The NFL getting three garbage games on Christmas is exactly what the NFL deserves for holding three games on Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Reposted by Lance
denobel.bsky.social
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.

As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Reposted by Lance
suss2hyphens.bsky.social
Guy threatening to stab someone else meme. The guy in a defensive stance is labeled "Time Magazine" the guy with the knife is labeled "The dictionary"
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Reposted by Lance
cooperlund.online
It’s important to contextualize just how much less safe American drivers are than everywhere else in the world, and it’s getting worse!
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
daltrain.bsky.social
@hellocullen.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Reposted by Lance
parkermolloy.com
*screams* www.instagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Reposted by Lance
juniorhoncho.bsky.social
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Reposted by Lance
seantcollins.com
They just turned Indivisible into the clean radio edit of DSA
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Reposted by Lance
spicybigdad.bsky.social
“Ah, oui, garçon, le coq au vin for ze lady, and for me, I will have les tùrdes, merçi”
A scene from a restaurant facing down at the table to display a special dish. What appears to be six shriveled human turds stacked in two rows of three on another, larger, flatter turd, like a rowing crew of turds packed into a shit canoe, gently floating on a plate of what appears to also be liquid shit. A glass of wine hides in the distance. All of this is delicately placed on the unluckiest white tablecloth in all of restaurant history.
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Reposted by Lance
badideas.bsky.social
Dying laughing at this montage of Joe Rogan’s advanced stage brainrot from his love for AI and the excruciating clips of forcing his guests to listen to entire AI made songs from start to finish while he jams out like a spoiled ham loaf jiggling in a deli slicer youtu.be/DUIo20nsBEQ?...
Joe Rogans AI Slop Addiction Is Totally Out Of Control
YouTube video by 2lazy2try
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Reposted by Lance
pattymo.com
Going to a haunted house and inside it’s just that hallway lined with clapping staffers from “The Jennifer Hudson Show”
November 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Reposted by Lance
erinbiba.bsky.social
Extremely important pupdate from the NYC dog costume competition.
October 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Reposted by Lance
onthistangent.bsky.social
I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
exwife-of-frankenstein on tumblr: Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call. #IM GOING INSANE #NOTHING WORKS NOTHING
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Reposted by Lance
vincemancini.bsky.social
15 years of every C suite going “we need to fire the skilled workers and do more internet” and this is how every business works now.
vincemancini.bsky.social Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · Oct 12
Wife did a gravel order from Lowe’s for me to pick up. I drive to the pick up dock. Guy with a radio comes out. I show him the order receipt. He radios inside. They tell him to tell me to tell my wife to download the app so that she can check in on it to let them know I’m here to pick up the order.
October 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Reposted by Lance
notalawyer.bsky.social
the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
misoshnik.bsky.social Mark Misoshnik 🏴 @misoshnik.bsky.social · Oct 11
Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?
A tweet from Bari Weiss that says “"It's shaken me to my core," a lieutenant said of Mamdani's unexpected victory in June. "The absolute dread I feel is palpable. " Today in @TheFP our @Olivia_Reingold talks to the cops who say they will walk if Zohran Mamdani is elected in November:”
October 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Reposted by Lance
ceej.online
caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
October 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Reposted by Lance
michaelianblack.bsky.social
"Dad, were you on the side that tried to help people snatched off the street or the side that shot priests?"
October 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Reposted by Lance
grudgie.bsky.social
They’re moving quickly because they get less popular every day.

They’ll never be more popular than they are now and they are extremely unpopular.
October 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Reposted by Lance
iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV 😂
September 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Reposted by Lance
important.website
it was viral enough. here's my copy that I downloaded September 14 2009 at 7 PM.
September 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM