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me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
BOSTON—Prematurely assuming he had reached the end of the 1977 rock masterpiece, local man Peter Verran, who thought Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” was over, was reportedly in for the thrill of his fucki...
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November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
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The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)
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Hugh Giant
Ireland, Catholic Parish Registers, 1740-1900
Ireland, Catholic Parish Registers, 1740-1900
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Hugh Giant
Ireland, Catholic Parish Registers, 1740-1900
Ireland, Catholic Parish Registers, 1740-1900
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Major Ideas
Haiti, Civil Registration, 1794-2018
Haiti, Civil Registration, 1794-2018
October 29, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Major Ideas
Haiti, Civil Registration, 1794-2018
Haiti, Civil Registration, 1794-2018
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Fanny Twatts
England and Wales, Marriage Registration Index, 1837-2005
England and Wales, Marriage Registration Index, 1837-2005
October 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Fanny Twatts
England and Wales, Marriage Registration Index, 1837-2005
England and Wales, Marriage Registration Index, 1837-2005
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Well, well, well …
Look who made the cover of “John Wayne” magazine. Again.
Better luck next time, Gacy.
Look who made the cover of “John Wayne” magazine. Again.
Better luck next time, Gacy.
September 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Well, well, well …
Look who made the cover of “John Wayne” magazine. Again.
Better luck next time, Gacy.
Look who made the cover of “John Wayne” magazine. Again.
Better luck next time, Gacy.
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I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.
September 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.
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Decent signing tbf
July 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Decent signing tbf
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One of the funniest news diagrams I've ever seen.
July 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
One of the funniest news diagrams I've ever seen.
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Given how unpopular Starmer is this is quite a reflection on Farage and Badenoch.
May 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Given how unpopular Starmer is this is quite a reflection on Farage and Badenoch.
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I'll level with you, they're not my kind of people.
May 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I'll level with you, they're not my kind of people.
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ominous email from adidas
March 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
ominous email from adidas
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A reminder to please always add alt text to images as a service to users like me who can’t recognise any celebrity who became famous in the last ten years
March 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
A reminder to please always add alt text to images as a service to users like me who can’t recognise any celebrity who became famous in the last ten years
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This does not only apply to Defence btw. Democracy is not the same as Government by Daily Emotional Focus Group. There is far too much focus on what is politically clever, and too little time spent reflecting on and explaining what is necessary (let alone wise).
February 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This does not only apply to Defence btw. Democracy is not the same as Government by Daily Emotional Focus Group. There is far too much focus on what is politically clever, and too little time spent reflecting on and explaining what is necessary (let alone wise).
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“I've just injected steroids into my arm"
"Anabolic?"
"No, just my arm"
"Anabolic?"
"No, just my arm"
February 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
“I've just injected steroids into my arm"
"Anabolic?"
"No, just my arm"
"Anabolic?"
"No, just my arm"
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The Flymo box ensures that this entry gets a full 10/10 #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
#duvetknowitschristmas My Mum is moving in Jan and has already boxed up pretty much the entire house, so I’m on a camp bed borrowed from a neighbour. The curtains were also boxed up “so I bought one from a charity shop - but when I got it home it turned out to be a tablecloth”
December 24, 2024 at 8:48 PM
The Flymo box ensures that this entry gets a full 10/10 #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
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LET'S MAKE SURE THEY LOOK THE SAME
May 26, 2023 at 11:36 PM
LET'S MAKE SURE THEY LOOK THE SAME