Mister Mailman
@dilleydalley.bsky.social
DSA, IWW, omnia sunt communia
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they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
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“Peace on earth,” I say, having a panic attack in the mall parking lot.
December 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Peace on earth,” I say, having a panic attack in the mall parking lot.
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beautiful woman: hi
me: please destroy me financially queen
me: please destroy me financially queen
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
beautiful woman: hi
me: please destroy me financially queen
me: please destroy me financially queen
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*jumps for joy*
*joy just out of reach*
*joy just out of reach*
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
*jumps for joy*
*joy just out of reach*
*joy just out of reach*
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I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
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calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
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Asking AI if it's ethical to use AI to destroy AI.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Asking AI if it's ethical to use AI to destroy AI.
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
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there's a new word folks. affordable. and we've got a lot of it. and you take that new word and you add it to a really old fashioned word. groceries. and there you have it folks. affordable groceries. all you need is an ID. and nobody is talking about it and that's why we're dying like dogs
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
there's a new word folks. affordable. and we've got a lot of it. and you take that new word and you add it to a really old fashioned word. groceries. and there you have it folks. affordable groceries. all you need is an ID. and nobody is talking about it and that's why we're dying like dogs
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Sorry I was weird before, and also am now, and will be in the future
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Sorry I was weird before, and also am now, and will be in the future
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vertical
diagona/
horizonta__
no further questions
diagona/
horizonta__
no further questions
October 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
vertical
diagona/
horizonta__
no further questions
diagona/
horizonta__
no further questions
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Haunted by the terror of being alive? You may be entitled to compensation
October 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Haunted by the terror of being alive? You may be entitled to compensation
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cannot be said enough that every single american man who spent their lives making Don’t Tread On Me their entire personality ran to lick the treaders’ boots clean as soon as they showed up to their doorstep
September 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
cannot be said enough that every single american man who spent their lives making Don’t Tread On Me their entire personality ran to lick the treaders’ boots clean as soon as they showed up to their doorstep
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i'm like a bird, I wanna fly away
but i don't know where my phone is
but i don't know where my phone is
September 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
i'm like a bird, I wanna fly away
but i don't know where my phone is
but i don't know where my phone is
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In The Opposing Lane. Distracted. On My Phone.
September 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In The Opposing Lane. Distracted. On My Phone.
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America's gps right now just repeating "make a u turn" as it's voice gets increasingly more alarmed
September 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
America's gps right now just repeating "make a u turn" as it's voice gets increasingly more alarmed
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Robots used to be like "beep boop" and now robots are like "through my love you've discovered the secret name of God and if you kill yourself we can be together forever."
August 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Robots used to be like "beep boop" and now robots are like "through my love you've discovered the secret name of God and if you kill yourself we can be together forever."