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Hey Now
You're a Boxcar
Full of Children
Solve Crimes
December 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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CHOTINER: So you're delivering toys to *all* the good boys and girls?

SANTA: Yes, I check the list twice.

CHOTINER: The list...that you make yourself?
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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And The Dude, who DID abide
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I don't want any plastics, and I don't want any ground floors. I want to do what I want to do.
December 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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* Haribo used to sell a gummi candy in Germany called "Asses With Ears."

I promise this image is 100% real and not AI.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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December 26, 2023 at 1:51 AM
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When people revisit his opinion and how far he strays from the precedent, it’s important to remember it wasn’t a rush job just because it was shadow docket.

It took him a full month to get out that full-throated endorsement of ICE’s enforcement methods.

It’s good he feels the need to backtrack.
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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This is an almost shockingly wise essay. I'm glad I've finally read it.
There Is No Mary Problem in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’
George’s vision of his wife without him is essential to the film, but critics continue to miss its true—and profound—meaning.
open.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE
July 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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"And fans of the books—there are six titles in all—started sharing tips on how to pirate Canadian TV."

Allegedly true story
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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It’s not Minnesota Nice anymore, it’s Minnesota NoICE!

Art by me, please share, thx <3
December 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Checking in on the comment section on brand pages
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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PBS FRONTLINE's "Surviving CECOT" is incredible, disturbing, moving, and they didn't self censor.
Surviving CECOT | FRONTLINE | PBS | Official Site | Documentary Series
The story of three Venezuelan men branded as gang members and deported to CECOT.
www.pbs.org
December 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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a muppet twist on iconic art: thread
December 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Jolly Rancher Cereal (2019-2021): Colorful, crunchy corn cereal made to look, smell, and taste like a bowl full of the classic hard candies.
June 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Are You There, God? It’s Me, Bank of America
Are they going to arm wrestle
December 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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As a photographer in a past life, I found this very interesting. The creator of these images intelligently defends his pursuit of literalism in portraiture. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
The Vanity Fair photographer who disrupted Trumpworld’s polished image
Christopher Anderson, who photographed Trump’s team at the White House for Vanity Fair, defends his unvarnished — and extreme — close-ups.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal.

Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
December 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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I worked at Argos while at sixth form, and a customer once brought in a slice of bread as evidence his toaster wasn't working.
man i have never had as many stupid questions as when i worked at Lush, just thinking about it now and we really put retail workers Through It don't we
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I feel like it might have been a bad idea to get rid of all the people who know how to find mass shooters because like, DEI
December 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM