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refenestration (thrown back into a window)
December 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
refenestration (thrown back into a window)
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New Star Wars movie idea:
12 Angry Men, but it's all Wookies and no subtitles.
12 Angry Men, but it's all Wookies and no subtitles.
January 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
New Star Wars movie idea:
12 Angry Men, but it's all Wookies and no subtitles.
12 Angry Men, but it's all Wookies and no subtitles.
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🧵 The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union—the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.
January 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
🧵 The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union—the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.
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on this day exactly 25 years ago, I pointed at a beautiful woman across the street & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day,” but it turned out to be a lamppost
January 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
on this day exactly 25 years ago, I pointed at a beautiful woman across the street & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day,” but it turned out to be a lamppost
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I don’t think we should have ceded control quite so quickly and without so much as a fight.
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I don’t think we should have ceded control quite so quickly and without so much as a fight.
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"Thank you for calling The Void. Your scream is very important to The Void but right now it's overwhelmed. If you could please leave your scream at the beep The Void will accept it as soon as possible. Thank you. "
January 8, 2026 at 6:12 AM
"Thank you for calling The Void. Your scream is very important to The Void but right now it's overwhelmed. If you could please leave your scream at the beep The Void will accept it as soon as possible. Thank you. "
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I’m staying in a pet friendly hotel even though I don’t have a dog which is cool because I can just go to the bathroom on the floor and nobody suspects it’s me
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’m staying in a pet friendly hotel even though I don’t have a dog which is cool because I can just go to the bathroom on the floor and nobody suspects it’s me
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'Thanks for calling. Did you know, on our website...' YES I HAVE TRIED YOUR WEBSITE BECAUSE IT IS THE 21ST CENTURY, BUT YOU SEE, YOUR WEBSITE IS A LOAD OF OLD SHIT, SO I AM CALLING IN THE - I ADMIT, FAINT - HOPE OF INTERACTING WITH A FUCKING HUMAN BEING
January 8, 2026 at 1:14 PM
'Thanks for calling. Did you know, on our website...' YES I HAVE TRIED YOUR WEBSITE BECAUSE IT IS THE 21ST CENTURY, BUT YOU SEE, YOUR WEBSITE IS A LOAD OF OLD SHIT, SO I AM CALLING IN THE - I ADMIT, FAINT - HOPE OF INTERACTING WITH A FUCKING HUMAN BEING
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Between checking myself and wrecking myself, I keep pretty busy.
January 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Between checking myself and wrecking myself, I keep pretty busy.
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head of chiquita banana wanting to ask the forbidden question now that trump is overthrowing governments for oil companies
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
head of chiquita banana wanting to ask the forbidden question now that trump is overthrowing governments for oil companies
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[yelling over club music] I said the human experiment has been a failure
December 21, 2024 at 4:16 AM
[yelling over club music] I said the human experiment has been a failure
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joining booktok and mansplaining all the ways their smut gets hockey rules incorrect
January 4, 2026 at 5:57 AM
joining booktok and mansplaining all the ways their smut gets hockey rules incorrect
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My man looks like he’s debating the meaning of “petting” with the manager of a petting zoo
January 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
My man looks like he’s debating the meaning of “petting” with the manager of a petting zoo
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the emperor is ignoring the advice of his eunuchs and scholars! he is taking the elixir of life on the advice of his alchemist!
soon his flesh will turn into everlasting gold! he will be able to leave his body at will, fly to mount kunlun and attend the parties of the queen mother of the west!
soon his flesh will turn into everlasting gold! he will be able to leave his body at will, fly to mount kunlun and attend the parties of the queen mother of the west!
President Trump tells the Wall Street Journal that the large dose of aspirin he chooses to take daily has caused him to bruise easily. www.wsj.com/us-news/as-signs-...
Exclusive | As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance
In an interview, President Trump—the oldest man to assume the office—said he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and regrets getting advanced imaging.
www.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:04 PM
the emperor is ignoring the advice of his eunuchs and scholars! he is taking the elixir of life on the advice of his alchemist!
soon his flesh will turn into everlasting gold! he will be able to leave his body at will, fly to mount kunlun and attend the parties of the queen mother of the west!
soon his flesh will turn into everlasting gold! he will be able to leave his body at will, fly to mount kunlun and attend the parties of the queen mother of the west!
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Me: (after eating 8 fun size Snickers) omg this IS fun
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Me: (after eating 8 fun size Snickers) omg this IS fun
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decades-long manhunt finally ends
May 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
decades-long manhunt finally ends
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the safety video said to lift with your legs but this is too hard i’m going back to using my hands
December 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
the safety video said to lift with your legs but this is too hard i’m going back to using my hands
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You should give something back to your community.
It doesn't have to be spider eggs
It doesn't have to be spider eggs
December 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
You should give something back to your community.
It doesn't have to be spider eggs
It doesn't have to be spider eggs
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I dunno, 30 years in the FDNY and yet NYC still has fires. Maybe a 19 year old college dropout with an offensive nickname they gave themself should be put in charge, really bring new energy and a fresh perspective. For example: if they leveled every building in NYC to the ground, nothing to burn.
December 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I dunno, 30 years in the FDNY and yet NYC still has fires. Maybe a 19 year old college dropout with an offensive nickname they gave themself should be put in charge, really bring new energy and a fresh perspective. For example: if they leveled every building in NYC to the ground, nothing to burn.
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
This cute pair is part of our neighborhood watch. They make sure the ospreys don’t get to keep all of their catches.
December 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This cute pair is part of our neighborhood watch. They make sure the ospreys don’t get to keep all of their catches.
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Men only want one thing, and it’s to sink a Spanish frigate with their drastically outgunned sloop
December 28, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Men only want one thing, and it’s to sink a Spanish frigate with their drastically outgunned sloop
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The war on vaccines is a war on child mortality on the side of death, & everyone who did anything to aid and facilitate RFK Jr's rise to authority over vaccine rules has a hand in the future rise in child deaths. Widespread vaccination for a time was a pinnacle of human achievement, undone by fools
December 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The war on vaccines is a war on child mortality on the side of death, & everyone who did anything to aid and facilitate RFK Jr's rise to authority over vaccine rules has a hand in the future rise in child deaths. Widespread vaccination for a time was a pinnacle of human achievement, undone by fools
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Happy interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS closest approach day to those who celebrate! 🧪🔭☄️
www.space.com/news/live/in...
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Latest Comet 3I/ATLAS news: Comet close approach today
Friday, Dec. 19, 2025: Your daily feed for the holiday flyby of interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS by Earth.
www.space.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Happy interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS closest approach day to those who celebrate! 🧪🔭☄️
www.space.com/news/live/in...
www.space.com/news/live/in...
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[monkey's paw curls]
December 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
[monkey's paw curls]