@hamraffle.bsky.social
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I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
January 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
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[Throat Lozenge Directions]
Adults and children 6 years of age and over:
-Allow lozenges to dissolve slowly in the mouth
-Take 1 lozenge every 2 hours, as needed
-Children under 6 years of age: consult a doctor or dentist
Giraffes of all ages:
-It's probably time to get your affairs in order
Adults and children 6 years of age and over:
-Allow lozenges to dissolve slowly in the mouth
-Take 1 lozenge every 2 hours, as needed
-Children under 6 years of age: consult a doctor or dentist
Giraffes of all ages:
-It's probably time to get your affairs in order
January 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
[Throat Lozenge Directions]
Adults and children 6 years of age and over:
-Allow lozenges to dissolve slowly in the mouth
-Take 1 lozenge every 2 hours, as needed
-Children under 6 years of age: consult a doctor or dentist
Giraffes of all ages:
-It's probably time to get your affairs in order
Adults and children 6 years of age and over:
-Allow lozenges to dissolve slowly in the mouth
-Take 1 lozenge every 2 hours, as needed
-Children under 6 years of age: consult a doctor or dentist
Giraffes of all ages:
-It's probably time to get your affairs in order
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Good news-a gift for all! The free full LP download of Cast Your Pod to the Wind is here at www.TMBGshop.com. One of over a dozen exclusive TMBG releases not on streaming sites from Idlewild Recordings. 5000 served in the last 48 hours!
They Might Be Giants Store
The official merch store of They Might Be Giants
www.TMBGshop.com
January 11, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Good news-a gift for all! The free full LP download of Cast Your Pod to the Wind is here at www.TMBGshop.com. One of over a dozen exclusive TMBG releases not on streaming sites from Idlewild Recordings. 5000 served in the last 48 hours!
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Begging everyone to watch this through to the end if you haven’t seen it. Absolutely incredible
If anyone hasn’t seen it, this is the greatest commercial arc I’ve ever seen and I saw it first on midnightsumo youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY?...
Long Long Man
YouTube video by Orbitalsquid
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Begging everyone to watch this through to the end if you haven’t seen it. Absolutely incredible
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i’m sure ICE guys with their guns and masks fancy themselves big brave men, but when you see real, honest courage it knocks you on your ass. it’s a glimpse of something holy.
At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,
January 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
i’m sure ICE guys with their guns and masks fancy themselves big brave men, but when you see real, honest courage it knocks you on your ass. it’s a glimpse of something holy.
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We could just give kids free school lunches
“Twitter is a defiant producer of illegal porn, the kidnapped president of Venezuela is on trial in New York, and Europe is scrambling to figure out a response to a potential US invasion of Greenland” ok bro, sure, those are things
January 11, 2026 at 3:31 AM
We could just give kids free school lunches
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Stop scrolling and drink some water. Eat a banana. Make banana bread. Eat a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Honestly, I have too many bananas. I need help with all these bananas.
January 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Stop scrolling and drink some water. Eat a banana. Make banana bread. Eat a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Honestly, I have too many bananas. I need help with all these bananas.
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I like Jamaal cus he be spitting
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I like Jamaal cus he be spitting
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[At MacDonalds] Mr Eminem can you please dust my wets
Thank u for the spaghetti and for shaving while we ate it Mr slim shady
January 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
[At MacDonalds] Mr Eminem can you please dust my wets
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
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[London]
Me: *blows a kiss at a chimney sweep*
Chimney sweep: *slips off the roof and impales himself on his broom*
Me: That wasn't lucky at all. Mary Poppins is full of shit.
Me: *blows a kiss at a chimney sweep*
Chimney sweep: *slips off the roof and impales himself on his broom*
Me: That wasn't lucky at all. Mary Poppins is full of shit.
August 13, 2023 at 4:21 PM
[London]
Me: *blows a kiss at a chimney sweep*
Chimney sweep: *slips off the roof and impales himself on his broom*
Me: That wasn't lucky at all. Mary Poppins is full of shit.
Me: *blows a kiss at a chimney sweep*
Chimney sweep: *slips off the roof and impales himself on his broom*
Me: That wasn't lucky at all. Mary Poppins is full of shit.
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January 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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I don't need to get roasted online, I live with a kid who asks me if it's ugly sweater day as I am driving him to school
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I don't need to get roasted online, I live with a kid who asks me if it's ugly sweater day as I am driving him to school
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First drawing of 2026 with the 5 minutes I have to myself after the kids go to bed—
A wee Gumby and his dog that cries pearls from the movie.
A wee Gumby and his dog that cries pearls from the movie.
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
First drawing of 2026 with the 5 minutes I have to myself after the kids go to bed—
A wee Gumby and his dog that cries pearls from the movie.
A wee Gumby and his dog that cries pearls from the movie.
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Absolute home run marketing.
Here's the video, for those who missed it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCQ5...
The Ballad of Squen and Cragg | Lorwyn Eclipsed
YouTube video by Magic: The Gathering
www.youtube.com
January 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Absolute home run marketing.
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We fled, taking shelter in a Before Times roller rink.
Inside, the zombie horde slow-skating in a loop stopped and turned to look at us, collectively changing direction under the twinkling disco ball as Flock of Seagulls skipped over the PA system.
Inside, the zombie horde slow-skating in a loop stopped and turned to look at us, collectively changing direction under the twinkling disco ball as Flock of Seagulls skipped over the PA system.
January 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
We fled, taking shelter in a Before Times roller rink.
Inside, the zombie horde slow-skating in a loop stopped and turned to look at us, collectively changing direction under the twinkling disco ball as Flock of Seagulls skipped over the PA system.
Inside, the zombie horde slow-skating in a loop stopped and turned to look at us, collectively changing direction under the twinkling disco ball as Flock of Seagulls skipped over the PA system.
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I tried to make the Ghosts video topical, but not *this* topical.
I don’t even know, man, I had a very unpleasant dream that all my toenails were falling off and waking up made me wish I could go back.
I don’t even know, man, I had a very unpleasant dream that all my toenails were falling off and waking up made me wish I could go back.
January 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I tried to make the Ghosts video topical, but not *this* topical.
I don’t even know, man, I had a very unpleasant dream that all my toenails were falling off and waking up made me wish I could go back.
I don’t even know, man, I had a very unpleasant dream that all my toenails were falling off and waking up made me wish I could go back.
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Pulling CPUs and RAM sticks out of AI datacenters will force them to close in the same way that removing a Sigil Stone does to an Oblivion Gate.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
January 5, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Pulling CPUs and RAM sticks out of AI datacenters will force them to close in the same way that removing a Sigil Stone does to an Oblivion Gate.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
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The hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"
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god dude, i love this art so much. i wanna know this dude's story, i wanna play in the ttrpg as him.
January 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
god dude, i love this art so much. i wanna know this dude's story, i wanna play in the ttrpg as him.
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Bringing this energy into 2026
January 5, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Bringing this energy into 2026
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NSFW //
Mickey and Minnie go into the marriage counselor’s office.
“He says I’m crazy!” Minnie complains.
“I didn’t say you were crazy,” Mickey says, “I said you were fucking Goofy!”
Mickey and Minnie go into the marriage counselor’s office.
“He says I’m crazy!” Minnie complains.
“I didn’t say you were crazy,” Mickey says, “I said you were fucking Goofy!”
August 24, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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Mickey and Minnie go into the marriage counselor’s office.
“He says I’m crazy!” Minnie complains.
“I didn’t say you were crazy,” Mickey says, “I said you were fucking Goofy!”
Mickey and Minnie go into the marriage counselor’s office.
“He says I’m crazy!” Minnie complains.
“I didn’t say you were crazy,” Mickey says, “I said you were fucking Goofy!”
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Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January
January 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January
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What forest spirit best matches your mood?
1. ghost goat of doom
2. weird sentient fog
3. frazzled swamp thing
4. mossy log of darkness
1. ghost goat of doom
2. weird sentient fog
3. frazzled swamp thing
4. mossy log of darkness
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
What forest spirit best matches your mood?
1. ghost goat of doom
2. weird sentient fog
3. frazzled swamp thing
4. mossy log of darkness
1. ghost goat of doom
2. weird sentient fog
3. frazzled swamp thing
4. mossy log of darkness