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Me and my cat are lying on the floor surrendering ourselves fully to the earth
January 20, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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nice self. let me guess, deprecating?
January 15, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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Do you guys mind if I desperately cling to something beautiful
January 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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3:07 am : *sits bolt upright in bed*

TOO MUCH SOUP IS A SLURPLUS

*immediately falls back into deep sleep*
January 14, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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I carefully curated 12 healthy recipes and ate a bag of chips because personal growth is not linear.
January 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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some good news in the midst of darkness: I am one day closer to death
January 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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To the love that chicken from Popeyes tune:

🎵 love that chili’s from Chili’s 🎵
January 14, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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so what's everyone telling their boss. like hey sorry my work is shit right now but The Horrors
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Oh fuck I just remembered plants are coming back later this year. They do it every year! Which kicks ass!
January 9, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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You’re acting like someone who went to bed without listening to their fables right now
January 8, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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also, i’m not suggesting what might happen or telling you what to do, but it’s never a bad idea to stock up on non-perishable food and basic health/medical supplies in your home if you have the means to do so.
January 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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i knew it was a mistake to take off my eclipse glasses
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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we could probably end this whole thing if kylie jenner did another pepsi commercial
January 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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Hey, remember that period of time when the most distressing thing in the news was finding out that random objects were secretly cakes? Was it a dog? Nope. Cake. Was it a glass of wine? Nope, cake again. Anyways, that is the level of stress that I would be comfortable returning to. Thank you.
January 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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shit’s insane and honestly it should feel insane- none of this is normal and it should not feel normal and you should know that it’s normal to not feel normal right now
January 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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I know there’s a lot of bad shit going down right now but unfortunately I do have to go Jester Mode or risk losing my mind
January 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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we used to just post things like "Dog Wigs, it's wigs for dogs" but not anymore
January 4, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALENDARS 🎉
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
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Piamo nan
December 31, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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This is the year we all go crazy for love and understanding I can feel it
December 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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how about "auld" acquaintances learn spelling and grammar. how about that
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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meanwhile.... medicine has taken INSANE leaps and bounds in the last 2 years.
we're out here curing HIV and leukemia and creating 100% efficacy vaccines against all sorts of cancers, and now this??

between this and renewable energy outstripping fossil fuels in efficiency, the future is bright
Wanna see real-life miracles? Fund scientific research.

A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans.
futurism.com/health-medic...
Alzheimer's Fully Reversed in Mice, Scientists Say
A new compound has been shown to reverse late stage Alzheimer's disease in lab mice, which gives millions of sufferers new cause for hope.
futurism.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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first of all how dare you second of all whatever you think is best and no worries if not
December 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I just worry Frog and Toad might be settling for each other
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM