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i was the only home whose cable didn’t go out when the sopranos finale aired and it showed tony looking up and seeing two guys walk into the restaurant holding hands. then it cut back to tony shrugging, which you have to understand in 2007 was a very powerful statement
January 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
i was the only home whose cable didn’t go out when the sopranos finale aired and it showed tony looking up and seeing two guys walk into the restaurant holding hands. then it cut back to tony shrugging, which you have to understand in 2007 was a very powerful statement
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found out that mormons don't do the trinity and I'm honestly more scandalized by that than any of the space stuff. like I thought that was pretty much settled by the council of nicaea....what's going on over there...
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
found out that mormons don't do the trinity and I'm honestly more scandalized by that than any of the space stuff. like I thought that was pretty much settled by the council of nicaea....what's going on over there...
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I agree that this is a stupid war but i do not agree that its bad to put our troops in harms way. the problem is innocent people getting hurt. they should put the troops in an elaborate hunger games style battle royale against themselves
January 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I agree that this is a stupid war but i do not agree that its bad to put our troops in harms way. the problem is innocent people getting hurt. they should put the troops in an elaborate hunger games style battle royale against themselves
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every time you hit post the computer feels pain
January 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
every time you hit post the computer feels pain
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Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
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final stage of US empire sees us capturing several presidents, putting them in a house, and making a show. we will watch the presidents fall in love. we will watch them hate and despise and reconcile with each other. a thrilling conclusion to the american project. well then there's All Stars
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
final stage of US empire sees us capturing several presidents, putting them in a house, and making a show. we will watch the presidents fall in love. we will watch them hate and despise and reconcile with each other. a thrilling conclusion to the american project. well then there's All Stars
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this is legitimately the funniest thing i have ever seen
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
this is legitimately the funniest thing i have ever seen
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Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
January 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
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I shouldn’t have to pay rent, and instead I should be legally forced to pay 2000 dollars every month to the woman writing best-selling novel quality niche smut that caters to the specific interests of maybe a few dozen other people of which I happen to be one.
January 3, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I shouldn’t have to pay rent, and instead I should be legally forced to pay 2000 dollars every month to the woman writing best-selling novel quality niche smut that caters to the specific interests of maybe a few dozen other people of which I happen to be one.
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It’s absolutely crazy how awful X, or Twitter, is now. The Grok stuff is just the tip of the iceberg. I went over there for five minutes to do my banking and it was absolutely appalling.
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
It’s absolutely crazy how awful X, or Twitter, is now. The Grok stuff is just the tip of the iceberg. I went over there for five minutes to do my banking and it was absolutely appalling.
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Happy every horse's birthday (northern hemisphere)
January 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Happy every horse's birthday (northern hemisphere)
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Whale fall mug with a fall backdrop 😜🐋🦀
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Whale fall mug with a fall backdrop 😜🐋🦀
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An under-discussed aspect of Jesus’s life is how he must have aged at a supernatural rate, something like eight years for every calendar month, in order to be a 33 year old man in time for Easter
December 29, 2024 at 6:31 PM
An under-discussed aspect of Jesus’s life is how he must have aged at a supernatural rate, something like eight years for every calendar month, in order to be a 33 year old man in time for Easter
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As a man, I don't think it's my place to judge the actions of women. Who am I to call them "villains"? Maybe, if we sat our asses down and listened, we would learn that there were perfectly understandable reasons why these strong, smart, beautiful women acted the way they have.
(6'1 btw)
(6'1 btw)
Share a great female villain!
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
As a man, I don't think it's my place to judge the actions of women. Who am I to call them "villains"? Maybe, if we sat our asses down and listened, we would learn that there were perfectly understandable reasons why these strong, smart, beautiful women acted the way they have.
(6'1 btw)
(6'1 btw)
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La Femme du Raciste... *blows huge cloud of cig smoke* ... est morte
December 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
La Femme du Raciste... *blows huge cloud of cig smoke* ... est morte
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some of the more insidious consent manufacturing i've ever encountered. subtle enough that you might ingest a few ideas before realizing the whole point of the piece is to tell you that being raped and killed by heartless, soulless thugs is fine, actually, and you like it.
A common assumption is that throughout history, people have experienced the same basic range of emotions. A radical field of history now challenges this assumption, Gal Beckerman reports. theatln.tc/KD2QRX9Y
🎨: Nicolás Ortega
🎨: Nicolás Ortega
December 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
some of the more insidious consent manufacturing i've ever encountered. subtle enough that you might ingest a few ideas before realizing the whole point of the piece is to tell you that being raped and killed by heartless, soulless thugs is fine, actually, and you like it.
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I'm glad God and sinners reconciled, I didn't even know they were fighting :/
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I'm glad God and sinners reconciled, I didn't even know they were fighting :/
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Finally...the good part of youtube
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December 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Finally...the good part of youtube
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told my landlord he no longer has to apologize for being white and he lowered my rent by 25%. told the grocer it's now the trump kennedy center and he sold me potatoes for $1. told PG&E it's a christian nation now and electricity is free. try it sometime
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
told my landlord he no longer has to apologize for being white and he lowered my rent by 25%. told the grocer it's now the trump kennedy center and he sold me potatoes for $1. told PG&E it's a christian nation now and electricity is free. try it sometime
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From computer files to Epstein files, files were everywhere you looked this year! That’s why I’m declaring 2025 the Year of the File
December 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
From computer files to Epstein files, files were everywhere you looked this year! That’s why I’m declaring 2025 the Year of the File
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Masked man only fans guy playing Geese in the background
December 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Masked man only fans guy playing Geese in the background
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SEASON'S GREASONS
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
SEASON'S GREASONS