Jaywalking
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Jaywalking
@jaywalkingdowntown.bsky.social
Rules Respector
True of salesforce, servicenow, atlassiam products, etc. exactly the same capture as the lunch spot around the corner from the office
I would also say this is true of things like adobe based products or their alternatives, basically any art and productivity software, institutional alternatives have to be offered and these tiny use cases have to be dismantled.
December 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Being forced
December 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
People do not understand math in this fucking country and it’s killing us. The difference between 60 and 80 works out to .3 miles a minute. If youre driving 20 miles you get somewhere 5 minutes faster? You don’t care about result, you care about the feeling of action.
I care about the harm to my sanity and schedule for being forced to go artificially slow
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
They already put ai in excel and it sucks. Guesses at patterns and autofills if you click wrong
December 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Anyone with more than a passing interest in tech knew this was bologna from the start
The ideology that was sold to tech workers by tech owners was that the workers were not like other workers, that they were very special boys who were entitled to high salaries and cushy perks due to the STEMy brilliance required to do their job. Easy to see the lie now that it's falling apart.
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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all of a sudden every service i used this year wants to hit me with emails and push notifications like ‘this is everything you bought online in 2025’ ‘this is every restaurant reservation you made.’ can you guys all just talk to me less. the only thing i want from any of you is to talk to me less
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Posters Hall of Fame 2025 inductee
ADAM: oh look the McRib is back

EVE: stop calling me that
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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loading up “oh you mean epsteins best friend?” into the family holiday argument arsenal like im van helsing equipping a wooden stake
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Hold them accountable how you nerd
1. We need to fight hard for a good ACA extension early in December and hold Republicans fiercely accountable if they betray everyone.
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Shut up nerd
Many feel betrayal and frustration, and the feelings are hot right now.

I get it. I have my own feelings.

🧵
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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i don't care if you're here legally and i do not care what you buy with SNAP. you could not pay me to care!!!
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It appears that I have gotten out of the tcgplayer business at the right time
October 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Tech dweebs only play games that are generated by algos anyways… what’s the difference to them?
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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u should post however u like
respond to whoever u want

just remember some people come here desperate for the trolling engagement it is not your duty to provide them with it
October 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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We should do cap and trade for takes on here. I would happily sell off my right to participate in Swift discourse for a few more shots on goal about burrito taxis. Really force people to lock in, clear out the amateurs on any given subject.
October 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.
October 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM