CryHavoc
@jssst21.bsky.social
World class introvert, sleeping enthusiast, and occasional producer of questionable and alarming odors.
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went outside for less than 5 min
July 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
went outside for less than 5 min
Hey Siri, play Rubber Soul.
Ok, now playing the Super Bowl shuffle by the Chicago Bears.
I’m just saying, I’m a little bit less terrified of our new AI overlords after that
Ok, now playing the Super Bowl shuffle by the Chicago Bears.
I’m just saying, I’m a little bit less terrified of our new AI overlords after that
June 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Hey Siri, play Rubber Soul.
Ok, now playing the Super Bowl shuffle by the Chicago Bears.
I’m just saying, I’m a little bit less terrified of our new AI overlords after that
Ok, now playing the Super Bowl shuffle by the Chicago Bears.
I’m just saying, I’m a little bit less terrified of our new AI overlords after that
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you guys remember when cory booker did that whole filibuster and then fucked off into oblivion? what a perfect representation of the democratic party
June 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
you guys remember when cory booker did that whole filibuster and then fucked off into oblivion? what a perfect representation of the democratic party
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HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
May 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
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![@ChuckWendig honestly do you blame it
New research finds Jupiter is flinging asteroids at Earth
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i’ve always dreamed of running around on all four and biting people but if I’m being honest with myself i know at this point my lower back couldn’t handle it
May 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
i’ve always dreamed of running around on all four and biting people but if I’m being honest with myself i know at this point my lower back couldn’t handle it
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Me (proudly) after lifting weights: just look at my abs!
Friend eyeballing my bare midriff: that’s a hernia
Friend eyeballing my bare midriff: that’s a hernia
May 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Me (proudly) after lifting weights: just look at my abs!
Friend eyeballing my bare midriff: that’s a hernia
Friend eyeballing my bare midriff: that’s a hernia
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I ordered some hobby knickknacks on Etsy and they offered me the option to personalize the carrying case
May 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I ordered some hobby knickknacks on Etsy and they offered me the option to personalize the carrying case
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i have taken one (1) bite of a Cadbury egg and will need to sleep for a few days
April 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
i have taken one (1) bite of a Cadbury egg and will need to sleep for a few days
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Check your chimneys for the Easter Bunny folks, don't wait until your children notice the smell.
April 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Check your chimneys for the Easter Bunny folks, don't wait until your children notice the smell.
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On this Easter Sunday. Let’s remind ourselves that America changed Christianity to align with their beliefs, instead of changing themselves to align with Christianity.
April 20, 2025 at 8:45 AM
On this Easter Sunday. Let’s remind ourselves that America changed Christianity to align with their beliefs, instead of changing themselves to align with Christianity.
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okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
April 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
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Everyday I think about the fact that iceland jailed the people responsible for their financial crisis
April 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Everyday I think about the fact that iceland jailed the people responsible for their financial crisis
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
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Felix sat through the band’s entire new album, and a few of the radio hits, impatient for them to play the old school stuff. Then he heard the familiar bass line start, feeling the rumble deep down in his belly. Finally, it was time to get into the mosh pit and fuck some shit up.
April 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Felix sat through the band’s entire new album, and a few of the radio hits, impatient for them to play the old school stuff. Then he heard the familiar bass line start, feeling the rumble deep down in his belly. Finally, it was time to get into the mosh pit and fuck some shit up.
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Deep down all Gen Xers want to be dominated by the Hose. They want Sustenance from the Hose. They want Approval from the Hose
March 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Deep down all Gen Xers want to be dominated by the Hose. They want Sustenance from the Hose. They want Approval from the Hose
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[animal shelter]
“I see Mittens is back again?”
“Yeah, third time now.”
“Who dropped him off?”
“Dunno, some dude with one arm.”
“I see Mittens is back again?”
“Yeah, third time now.”
“Who dropped him off?”
“Dunno, some dude with one arm.”
March 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
[animal shelter]
“I see Mittens is back again?”
“Yeah, third time now.”
“Who dropped him off?”
“Dunno, some dude with one arm.”
“I see Mittens is back again?”
“Yeah, third time now.”
“Who dropped him off?”
“Dunno, some dude with one arm.”
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Etching a F-350 with enormous truck nuts into the exterior brick of my house so that future archaeologists will appreciate the grandeur of our age
March 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Etching a F-350 with enormous truck nuts into the exterior brick of my house so that future archaeologists will appreciate the grandeur of our age
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I remember it being unpleasant & a lot less fudge-y.
March 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I remember it being unpleasant & a lot less fudge-y.
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Every squirrel is a flying squirrel if you've got a good throwing arm.
March 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Every squirrel is a flying squirrel if you've got a good throwing arm.
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january 1: this is the year i get my ass in shape 💪 🏋️♀️ 🏃🏼♂️
march 3rd: i need to get a toilet you can use lying down
march 3rd: i need to get a toilet you can use lying down
March 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
january 1: this is the year i get my ass in shape 💪 🏋️♀️ 🏃🏼♂️
march 3rd: i need to get a toilet you can use lying down
march 3rd: i need to get a toilet you can use lying down
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We understand that many of you are upset that Timothée Chalamet didn't win the Oscar, but please stop taking out your frustrations on the men's room urinal.
March 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
We understand that many of you are upset that Timothée Chalamet didn't win the Oscar, but please stop taking out your frustrations on the men's room urinal.