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If someone has upset you, write them a message about how you feel, put it a bottle and hit them over the head with it.
January 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If someone has upset you, write them a message about how you feel, put it a bottle and hit them over the head with it.
What is up with these bots?
January 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
What is up with these bots?
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Me: I'll have a beer
Waiter: it's 10am
Me: I'll have a beer and some scrambled eggs
Waiter: it's 10am
Me: I'll have a beer and some scrambled eggs
December 18, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Me: I'll have a beer
Waiter: it's 10am
Me: I'll have a beer and some scrambled eggs
Waiter: it's 10am
Me: I'll have a beer and some scrambled eggs
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Diamond Comics, once a highly reliable industry fixture, has been shipping books late and retailers and customers are upset about it. The future looks very uncertain.
Diamond Comics is having a very bad few weeks
Diamond Comics shipments to comics shops have been days late for several weeks, and this could be the start of big changes for the industry
Diamond Comics shipments to comics shops have been days late for several weeks, and this could be the start of big changes for the industry
Diamond Comics is having a very bad few weeks
Diamond Comics shipments to comics shops have been days late for several weeks, and this could be the start of big changes for the industry
www.comicsbeat.com
December 12, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Diamond Comics, once a highly reliable industry fixture, has been shipping books late and retailers and customers are upset about it. The future looks very uncertain.
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facing my demons like
December 15, 2024 at 8:00 AM
facing my demons like
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👇
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
December 15, 2024 at 6:09 AM
👇
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I don’t care about being taken seriously as long as I’m taken
December 15, 2024 at 8:06 AM
I don’t care about being taken seriously as long as I’m taken
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ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
December 12, 2024 at 2:23 PM
ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
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My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker
December 13, 2024 at 1:45 AM
My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker
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Year round advent calendars, but with your lunch. You know, like the Automat in black and white movies. I dunno, I just got up. Do whatever you want.
December 11, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Year round advent calendars, but with your lunch. You know, like the Automat in black and white movies. I dunno, I just got up. Do whatever you want.
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We should call em jipples instead
December 5, 2024 at 2:22 PM
We should call em jipples instead
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Superman and Batman by Andrew Day
December 2, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Superman and Batman by Andrew Day
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Know whose turkey is always moist? Your mom.
Know who enjoys a good stuffing? Your mom.
Know who loves my gravy? I think you can guess this one.
Know who enjoys a good stuffing? Your mom.
Know who loves my gravy? I think you can guess this one.
November 28, 2024 at 10:08 AM
Know whose turkey is always moist? Your mom.
Know who enjoys a good stuffing? Your mom.
Know who loves my gravy? I think you can guess this one.
Know who enjoys a good stuffing? Your mom.
Know who loves my gravy? I think you can guess this one.
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Arby’s should make a caffeinated roast beef sandwich
November 26, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Arby’s should make a caffeinated roast beef sandwich
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"In wars, boy, fools kill other fools for foolish causes."
— Thom Merrilin, The Eye of the World
"War is just fools killing other fools for foolish causes."
— Marin al'Vere, Episode 101
#WotSkies #TheWheelOfTime #WotQuotes
— Thom Merrilin, The Eye of the World
"War is just fools killing other fools for foolish causes."
— Marin al'Vere, Episode 101
#WotSkies #TheWheelOfTime #WotQuotes
November 27, 2024 at 9:15 PM
"In wars, boy, fools kill other fools for foolish causes."
— Thom Merrilin, The Eye of the World
"War is just fools killing other fools for foolish causes."
— Marin al'Vere, Episode 101
#WotSkies #TheWheelOfTime #WotQuotes
— Thom Merrilin, The Eye of the World
"War is just fools killing other fools for foolish causes."
— Marin al'Vere, Episode 101
#WotSkies #TheWheelOfTime #WotQuotes
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Ratatouille but Remy studies abroad in the states and falls in love with an American rat who ends up being pizza rat
@disney @pixar
@disney @pixar
November 25, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Ratatouille but Remy studies abroad in the states and falls in love with an American rat who ends up being pizza rat
@disney @pixar
@disney @pixar
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A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
November 14, 2024 at 9:23 PM
A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
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THERAPIST: Instead of changing from a truck into a robot, what you need to do is to start working on changing what's inside.
OPTIMUS PRIME: *starts crying*
OPTIMUS PRIME: *starts crying*
November 23, 2024 at 2:46 AM
THERAPIST: Instead of changing from a truck into a robot, what you need to do is to start working on changing what's inside.
OPTIMUS PRIME: *starts crying*
OPTIMUS PRIME: *starts crying*
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If there are alternate universes I’m quite pissed to be stuck in this one
November 17, 2024 at 1:39 AM
If there are alternate universes I’m quite pissed to be stuck in this one