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“I cannot remember any of the things that were on my list of things to do. I will just have to sit here and do nothing,” said Toad.
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“I cannot remember any of the things that were on my list of things to do. I will just have to sit here and do nothing,” said Toad.
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RIP 2025
2025-2025
2025-2025
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
RIP 2025
2025-2025
2025-2025
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(hitting your own dick with a hammer) now it's a painus
December 31, 2025 at 4:35 AM
(hitting your own dick with a hammer) now it's a painus
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An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
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We do not have any mistletoe here at the casino, but if you want to kiss someone under the weird fungal growth that covers our ceilings, have fun!
December 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We do not have any mistletoe here at the casino, but if you want to kiss someone under the weird fungal growth that covers our ceilings, have fun!
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My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
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Your daily fortune:
Be like a tree in Winter. Drop all pretenses of growth and go dormant until the distant return of Spring.
Be like a tree in Winter. Drop all pretenses of growth and go dormant until the distant return of Spring.
December 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Your daily fortune:
Be like a tree in Winter. Drop all pretenses of growth and go dormant until the distant return of Spring.
Be like a tree in Winter. Drop all pretenses of growth and go dormant until the distant return of Spring.
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What’s the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle
December 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
What’s the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle
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By a show of jazz hands, how many of you are fabulous?
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
By a show of jazz hands, how many of you are fabulous?
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“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
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The invisible thread binding us all holds fast to the spirit. Last time I had it wound around ankles instead and we saw a worrisome number of broken hips.
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The invisible thread binding us all holds fast to the spirit. Last time I had it wound around ankles instead and we saw a worrisome number of broken hips.
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Feeling nostalgic for the time when the moon was full every night of the week. We used to ship all our excess moonlight to Canada.
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Feeling nostalgic for the time when the moon was full every night of the week. We used to ship all our excess moonlight to Canada.
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How the Grinch Took a Midnight Train Going Anywhere
How the Grinch killed a man
Put a gun against his head, pulled his trigger, now he's dead
Put a gun against his head, pulled his trigger, now he's dead
How the Grinch Paved Paradise, Put Up a Parking Lot
December 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
How the Grinch Took a Midnight Train Going Anywhere
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
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There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult
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Critics say that Trump law enforcement appointees have no FBI experience. But Kash Patel and others counter that they are in fact longtime Female Body Inspectors.
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Critics say that Trump law enforcement appointees have no FBI experience. But Kash Patel and others counter that they are in fact longtime Female Body Inspectors.
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If it weren't for schadenfreude we wouldn't have no freude at all.
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
If it weren't for schadenfreude we wouldn't have no freude at all.
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Don't let the bastards get you down, use the bastards' own body weight against them
December 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Don't let the bastards get you down, use the bastards' own body weight against them
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I wish I knew how to commit you
December 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I wish I knew how to commit you
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super annoying having to get my dog a birthday present every 1.7 months
December 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
super annoying having to get my dog a birthday present every 1.7 months
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alright, i'll bite. who's christmas carol?
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
alright, i'll bite. who's christmas carol?
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if you’re fighting, always try to be the bigger person. it’s much easier to beat up small people
December 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
if you’re fighting, always try to be the bigger person. it’s much easier to beat up small people
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Worth the click through.
Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Worth the click through.