Soy-faced Kenosha Kid
@matthewmarnold.bsky.social
You never did the Kenosha Kid? Sewer socialist, Midwestern nationalist, Gotham denizen, non-Kyle fan
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The US federal government is openly warring against its own nonwhite population in a way no one alive has ever experienced. It’s not even getting to hide it. The overt bigotry is comparable to Jim Crow. And our pathetic, cowed, putrid political class just keeps pretending it isn’t even happening.
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The US federal government is openly warring against its own nonwhite population in a way no one alive has ever experienced. It’s not even getting to hide it. The overt bigotry is comparable to Jim Crow. And our pathetic, cowed, putrid political class just keeps pretending it isn’t even happening.
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
Soon we will all receive his harvest (derogatory)
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Soon we will all receive his harvest (derogatory)
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I asked my doctor about this and got a long talk about how the character was “not canon”
“Ask your doctor about Opdivo Qvantig” Okay but I’m worried she’ll think I’m having a stroke
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I asked my doctor about this and got a long talk about how the character was “not canon”
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[growing up country riding bikes on back roads and empty fair grounds:] haha fred armisen is so funny in that portlandia sketch about the aggro cyclist, but who would ever act like that???
[10 years as a cyclist in 3 major US cities:] he was right about everything
[10 years as a cyclist in 3 major US cities:] he was right about everything
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
[growing up country riding bikes on back roads and empty fair grounds:] haha fred armisen is so funny in that portlandia sketch about the aggro cyclist, but who would ever act like that???
[10 years as a cyclist in 3 major US cities:] he was right about everything
[10 years as a cyclist in 3 major US cities:] he was right about everything
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More and more people are talking about Rosa Luxembourg. we like to call her red Rosa, don’t we folks. she was treated very unfairly by the social DEMOCRAT Party. and freikorp. We don’t like freikorp. we like people who win wars. but they LOST. Never would have happened if Trump had been there
yeah I can’t find it now but someone in a post pointed out that it could get pretty funny since Trump usually spends 36ish hours agreeing with the last charismatic person he talked to.
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
More and more people are talking about Rosa Luxembourg. we like to call her red Rosa, don’t we folks. she was treated very unfairly by the social DEMOCRAT Party. and freikorp. We don’t like freikorp. we like people who win wars. but they LOST. Never would have happened if Trump had been there
Belatedly reading Ackerman's excellent obit for Darth Cheney, and the thing that jumps out is the snarling old fuck's fundamental weakness.
"The wars he wanted did not showcase American power" but broadcast our impotence. His humiliation begat Trump. Rest in piss
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
"The wars he wanted did not showcase American power" but broadcast our impotence. His humiliation begat Trump. Rest in piss
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies
www.thenation.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Belatedly reading Ackerman's excellent obit for Darth Cheney, and the thing that jumps out is the snarling old fuck's fundamental weakness.
"The wars he wanted did not showcase American power" but broadcast our impotence. His humiliation begat Trump. Rest in piss
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
"The wars he wanted did not showcase American power" but broadcast our impotence. His humiliation begat Trump. Rest in piss
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
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This is what the "weirdo" meme from the last election was gesturing act, but couldn't quite articulate: all the energy on the right comes from people with no sense of identity besides intrusive politicization of everything.
Against all the cultural odds, the right has fumbled The Mandate Of Normie
Against all the cultural odds, the right has fumbled The Mandate Of Normie
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is what the "weirdo" meme from the last election was gesturing act, but couldn't quite articulate: all the energy on the right comes from people with no sense of identity besides intrusive politicization of everything.
Against all the cultural odds, the right has fumbled The Mandate Of Normie
Against all the cultural odds, the right has fumbled The Mandate Of Normie
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This makes me so angry.
Vaccines based on mRNA can be tailored to target a cancer patient’s unique tumor mutations. But crumbling support for cancer and mRNA vaccine research has endangered this promising therapy
Personalized Cancer Vaccines Are Almost Here—But Federal Funding Cuts Could Derail Them
Vaccines based on mRNA can be tailored to target a cancer patient’s unique tumor mutations. But crumbling support for cancer and mRNA vaccine research has endangered this promising therapy
www.scientificamerican.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
This makes me so angry.
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For me it's the way the press pool just quietly went along with it because he's the president
The entire point of this country is that we don't have to let some guy do whatever he wants just because of his title. We don't have to respect him or go along with him just because he holds an office
The entire point of this country is that we don't have to let some guy do whatever he wants just because of his title. We don't have to respect him or go along with him just because he holds an office
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
For me it's the way the press pool just quietly went along with it because he's the president
The entire point of this country is that we don't have to let some guy do whatever he wants just because of his title. We don't have to respect him or go along with him just because he holds an office
The entire point of this country is that we don't have to let some guy do whatever he wants just because of his title. We don't have to respect him or go along with him just because he holds an office
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This would be $24.63 in 2025, and I support Calvin’s Dad in his @thewaroncars.bsky.social .
Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson, one of the greatest comic strips of all time, was born on this day, November 18, 1985 -- December 31, 1995.
And Calvin's dad remains a beacon of inspiration to cyclists everywhere.
And Calvin's dad remains a beacon of inspiration to cyclists everywhere.
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This would be $24.63 in 2025, and I support Calvin’s Dad in his @thewaroncars.bsky.social .
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Someone should write a Moynihan report on our elite class, explaining that their problems are not socioeconomic but the product of a pathological ghetto culture.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Someone should write a Moynihan report on our elite class, explaining that their problems are not socioeconomic but the product of a pathological ghetto culture.
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Just thinking about when Obama called out Fox for obvious bias and other journalists absolutely lunged to their defense.
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Just thinking about when Obama called out Fox for obvious bias and other journalists absolutely lunged to their defense.
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I don't have "too many tabs open." My tabs are flourishing. Healthy. Bountiful. The ecosystem is thriving.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I don't have "too many tabs open." My tabs are flourishing. Healthy. Bountiful. The ecosystem is thriving.
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NEW: Chi Ossé, an ally of Mamdani, has filed paperwork to challenge Jeffries from the left.
Chi Ossé files paperwork to challenge Hakeem Jeffries from the left
The NYC City Council member said in a statement that Democratic leadership is "failing to effectively fight back against Donald Trump."
www.axios.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
NEW: Chi Ossé, an ally of Mamdani, has filed paperwork to challenge Jeffries from the left.
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The thing you’ve gotta understand about 9/11 if you weren’t around or had better things to worry about like keeping your Tamagotchi alive is that it didn’t really Change Everything so much as it created a big honkin’ permission structure for our reactionary preferences to reveal themselves
The Yutes have no perspective.
Trump doing this is nonsense, but with deep respect, 9/11 was not "quite recently." Sorry old people (all of us over the age of 30). But my entire adult life has been after 9/11 (as has Mamdani's) and my childhood was a lifetime ago. If it still feels recent, that's trauma.
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The thing you’ve gotta understand about 9/11 if you weren’t around or had better things to worry about like keeping your Tamagotchi alive is that it didn’t really Change Everything so much as it created a big honkin’ permission structure for our reactionary preferences to reveal themselves
I get it and am 100% complicit in it but I really resent that this awful person that I don’t want to know about is today’s Main Character Onhere
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I get it and am 100% complicit in it but I really resent that this awful person that I don’t want to know about is today’s Main Character Onhere
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Apropos of nothing; I regret to inform you
Sometimes the twists and turns,
the switchbacks of run-on sentences,
the interspersion of
One.
Word.
Is not poetry.
Sometimes, there are those times,
when a gibbous moon shines on
a burning hellscape
of what is actually terrible, horrible writing.
Sometimes the twists and turns,
the switchbacks of run-on sentences,
the interspersion of
One.
Word.
Is not poetry.
Sometimes, there are those times,
when a gibbous moon shines on
a burning hellscape
of what is actually terrible, horrible writing.
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Apropos of nothing; I regret to inform you
Sometimes the twists and turns,
the switchbacks of run-on sentences,
the interspersion of
One.
Word.
Is not poetry.
Sometimes, there are those times,
when a gibbous moon shines on
a burning hellscape
of what is actually terrible, horrible writing.
Sometimes the twists and turns,
the switchbacks of run-on sentences,
the interspersion of
One.
Word.
Is not poetry.
Sometimes, there are those times,
when a gibbous moon shines on
a burning hellscape
of what is actually terrible, horrible writing.
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You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
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The kids won't remember but the dc press served as ken starr's personal PR firm and basically elevated him to sainthood
Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The kids won't remember but the dc press served as ken starr's personal PR firm and basically elevated him to sainthood
Kennerly’s 1.) is most of it but also I think pharmas learned from Trump’s first term that the pharma-bashing is all kayfabe and if they play along and give him “wins” (e.g., announcing onshoring projects they actually started four years ago) plus god knows what other incentives they’ll be fine.
Two answers:
1) Fear. A lawless FDA (and/or CMS) can nuke them.
2) MAHA targets low-margin products, like vaccines and generics. Trump admin is otherwise helping them make money on blockbuster drugs, eg skipping Medicare negotiation for GLP-1s.
1) Fear. A lawless FDA (and/or CMS) can nuke them.
2) MAHA targets low-margin products, like vaccines and generics. Trump admin is otherwise helping them make money on blockbuster drugs, eg skipping Medicare negotiation for GLP-1s.
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Kennerly’s 1.) is most of it but also I think pharmas learned from Trump’s first term that the pharma-bashing is all kayfabe and if they play along and give him “wins” (e.g., announcing onshoring projects they actually started four years ago) plus god knows what other incentives they’ll be fine.
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The fact that not a single member of the Senate Dem caucus has called for Schumer to be replaced shows you how deep the rot is. This includes Sanders and Warren.
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The fact that not a single member of the Senate Dem caucus has called for Schumer to be replaced shows you how deep the rot is. This includes Sanders and Warren.
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Mamdani is a threat not because he is a special unicorn, but because his success is replicable.
THAT is why the establishment loathes and fears him.
(that and deepbaked Islamophobia)
THAT is why the establishment loathes and fears him.
(that and deepbaked Islamophobia)
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Mamdani is a threat not because he is a special unicorn, but because his success is replicable.
THAT is why the establishment loathes and fears him.
(that and deepbaked Islamophobia)
THAT is why the establishment loathes and fears him.
(that and deepbaked Islamophobia)
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The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.