Mazza
@mazzarino.bsky.social
What's all this carry on?
Guillotine enthusiast.
Guillotine enthusiast.
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My pitch to Netflix is this - every six months Anthony Joshua beats the shit out of someone we all find annoying
December 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My pitch to Netflix is this - every six months Anthony Joshua beats the shit out of someone we all find annoying
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Unfortunately none of the secret cool shit you do will be in your eulogy. Just the normo tedium.
January 1, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Unfortunately none of the secret cool shit you do will be in your eulogy. Just the normo tedium.
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fireworks for a muppet’s nye: thread
January 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
fireworks for a muppet’s nye: thread
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Always read the fine print.
December 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Always read the fine print.
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you guys are like little bugs in the terrarium of my phone
December 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
you guys are like little bugs in the terrarium of my phone
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[after watching a video of an unlikely friendship between a border collie and a crow]
everything’s gonna be alright after all
everything’s gonna be alright after all
December 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
[after watching a video of an unlikely friendship between a border collie and a crow]
everything’s gonna be alright after all
everything’s gonna be alright after all
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Baby formula kills babies? Charge the CEOs
Bridge collapses due to shoddy materials?
Charge the CEOs
Worker dies of heat exhaustion?
Charge the CEOs
Software encourages user to suicide?
CHARGE THE CEOS
Bridge collapses due to shoddy materials?
Charge the CEOs
Worker dies of heat exhaustion?
Charge the CEOs
Software encourages user to suicide?
CHARGE THE CEOS
Charge the CEOs
That is the only way this stops
That is the only way this stops
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
December 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Baby formula kills babies? Charge the CEOs
Bridge collapses due to shoddy materials?
Charge the CEOs
Worker dies of heat exhaustion?
Charge the CEOs
Software encourages user to suicide?
CHARGE THE CEOS
Bridge collapses due to shoddy materials?
Charge the CEOs
Worker dies of heat exhaustion?
Charge the CEOs
Software encourages user to suicide?
CHARGE THE CEOS
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[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
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The most comforting thing about physics is that it explains what you're doing there without all the what am I even doing here
December 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The most comforting thing about physics is that it explains what you're doing there without all the what am I even doing here
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Okay, this one hit WAAAAAY too fucking close to home.
December 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Okay, this one hit WAAAAAY too fucking close to home.
Watching Stranger Things (spoiler alert):
Damn that's a lot of jizz
Damn that's a lot of jizz
December 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Watching Stranger Things (spoiler alert):
Damn that's a lot of jizz
Damn that's a lot of jizz
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tears are just eye piss
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
tears are just eye piss
My barber said I'm in his top 3 favourite customers
December 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
My barber said I'm in his top 3 favourite customers
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We decided to surprise Westley and Trevor this year with their gifts 🎄🐕 🐾 #dogsofbsky #christmas #dogsofbluesky
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
We decided to surprise Westley and Trevor this year with their gifts 🎄🐕 🐾 #dogsofbsky #christmas #dogsofbluesky
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Fuck this bauble in particular
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Fuck this bauble in particular
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Watching a movie about a lonely heart who comes out of their shell to form a found family with an unlikely group of strangers. That’s right, Alien (1979) is a Christmas movie
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Watching a movie about a lonely heart who comes out of their shell to form a found family with an unlikely group of strangers. That’s right, Alien (1979) is a Christmas movie
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No offense to friends and family but my favorite part of Christmas was probably the nap I took with my best girl.
December 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
No offense to friends and family but my favorite part of Christmas was probably the nap I took with my best girl.
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xmas movie posters but with muppets: thread
December 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
xmas movie posters but with muppets: thread
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another year with no pygmy goat shaped packages under the tree 😔
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
another year with no pygmy goat shaped packages under the tree 😔
A successful Christmas is being sat with the we hate Trump people
December 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A successful Christmas is being sat with the we hate Trump people
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Please don’t forget that Christmas Day can be a difficult time for many people. For instance, I’m a bit bored
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Please don’t forget that Christmas Day can be a difficult time for many people. For instance, I’m a bit bored
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Every day I just barely resist the urge to pick up my cat and pretend to play her like a set of bagpipes. She will never understand these sacrifices I make for her.
December 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Every day I just barely resist the urge to pick up my cat and pretend to play her like a set of bagpipes. She will never understand these sacrifices I make for her.