Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
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Trump dying of COVID would’ve been the FUNNIEST THING EVER at the time.
Trump dying by getting his head exploded by a dork who never had sex would’ve been the FUNNIEST THING EVER at the time.
There must be a third, secret FUNNIEST THING EVER that’ll finally kill him
Trump dying by getting his head exploded by a dork who never had sex would’ve been the FUNNIEST THING EVER at the time.
There must be a third, secret FUNNIEST THING EVER that’ll finally kill him
Trump Take Borger
May 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Trump Take Borger
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[email protected] and I heard tell of so much of this stuff when we were reporting this story about the Epoch Times/Shen Yun/Falun Gong.
They all live on a compound and are encouraged to marry elders to stay in the country. Their existence is shocking.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
They all live on a compound and are encouraged to marry elders to stay in the country. Their existence is shocking.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
May 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
[email protected] and I heard tell of so much of this stuff when we were reporting this story about the Epoch Times/Shen Yun/Falun Gong.
They all live on a compound and are encouraged to marry elders to stay in the country. Their existence is shocking.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
They all live on a compound and are encouraged to marry elders to stay in the country. Their existence is shocking.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
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After Max goes back to HBO Max, it goes back to being HBO, then Home Box Office, then Sterling Cable Network, then Manhattan Cable, as the grass grows back into the ground and we all marvel at Video Jukebox, George Carlin Specials and G-String Divas
May 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
After Max goes back to HBO Max, it goes back to being HBO, then Home Box Office, then Sterling Cable Network, then Manhattan Cable, as the grass grows back into the ground and we all marvel at Video Jukebox, George Carlin Specials and G-String Divas
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Something IS happening.
Forgive me, I seem to have unearthed an atrophied rind of hope.
Game Informer bought Game Informer. Giant Bomb bought Giant Bomb. They seem to be…happy?
Tim “Ben” Onion bought his namesake. Jeremy Parish mentioned wanting to buy 1UP and got inundated. I mean…kinda feels like something’s happening?
Game Informer bought Game Informer. Giant Bomb bought Giant Bomb. They seem to be…happy?
Tim “Ben” Onion bought his namesake. Jeremy Parish mentioned wanting to buy 1UP and got inundated. I mean…kinda feels like something’s happening?
May 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Something IS happening.
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The Democratic Party was more receptive to the fascist daughter of a war criminal than the progressive survivor of a school shooting. Not only that, but they're proud of it. It's the behavior that cost them an election and they're still smugly saying "daddy knows best, kitten" to their voters.
May 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The Democratic Party was more receptive to the fascist daughter of a war criminal than the progressive survivor of a school shooting. Not only that, but they're proud of it. It's the behavior that cost them an election and they're still smugly saying "daddy knows best, kitten" to their voters.
Buttger Turdman
May 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Buttger Turdman
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it's not Nathan Fielder's fault that he is a Batman villain in a world without a Batman
May 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
it's not Nathan Fielder's fault that he is a Batman villain in a world without a Batman
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disturbed sound of silence is the #1 song played at the funerals of guys who were shot and killed by police during domestic violence disputes
May 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
disturbed sound of silence is the #1 song played at the funerals of guys who were shot and killed by police during domestic violence disputes
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i am not a lawyer but when you're being detained by cops, the best course of action is to repeat the phrase "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me"
May 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i am not a lawyer but when you're being detained by cops, the best course of action is to repeat the phrase "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me"
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i don’t care if he is ruining peoples lives he is the greatest artist of our time and should be allowed to do whatever must be done
May 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
i don’t care if he is ruining peoples lives he is the greatest artist of our time and should be allowed to do whatever must be done
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Convincing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the blue fluid from bus toilets is a wave-disrupting proton immunity elixir. He signs up for a $1200 monthly subscription for a two-ounce vial. "You have to rub it on your gums," I tell him. "Of course," he answers. It sounds like sneakers in a running dryer.
May 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Convincing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the blue fluid from bus toilets is a wave-disrupting proton immunity elixir. He signs up for a $1200 monthly subscription for a two-ounce vial. "You have to rub it on your gums," I tell him. "Of course," he answers. It sounds like sneakers in a running dryer.
*Ethan & Hila Klein laughing maniacally about the Hasan CBP situation while their children roll around in doggie diarrhea*
May 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
*Ethan & Hila Klein laughing maniacally about the Hasan CBP situation while their children roll around in doggie diarrhea*
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Mainstream media needs to stop pointing out what "RFK Jr. gets right," because there are many, many trained public health officials who get the same things right without all the batshit crazy eugenics and woo.
May 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Mainstream media needs to stop pointing out what "RFK Jr. gets right," because there are many, many trained public health officials who get the same things right without all the batshit crazy eugenics and woo.
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I don't know how much longer a system where congress is so transparently bought and paid for that they dont even bother pretending to do anything for their constituents can continue to go on. It's so fucking embarrassing to live in a country that allows these people to safely walk around in public.
This is insane. Republicans have inserted language into the budget reconciliation bill that would ban states from regulating AI in any capacity for 10 years.
from @404media.co
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from @404media.co
www.404media.co/republicans-...
May 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I don't know how much longer a system where congress is so transparently bought and paid for that they dont even bother pretending to do anything for their constituents can continue to go on. It's so fucking embarrassing to live in a country that allows these people to safely walk around in public.
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As an avid NYT reader I have a hard time seeing how this is honestly corrupt since no one’s wearing a Hamburgler costume and carrying a comically large bag labeled “BRIBES”
New: A VIP seat at Donald Trump's crypto dinner cost at least $2 million. The largest holders of Trump's memecoin have officially secured spots at the event: www.wired.com/story/trumpc...
A VIP Seat at Donald Trump's Crypto Dinner Cost at Least $2 Million
The largest holders of Donald Trump’s memecoin have secured spots at a private event with the US president himself. WIRED tracked how they did it.
www.wired.com
May 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
As an avid NYT reader I have a hard time seeing how this is honestly corrupt since no one’s wearing a Hamburgler costume and carrying a comically large bag labeled “BRIBES”
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nathan fielder (narrating): to truly feel the responsibility of airline captains, i needed to pilot the most important plane – air force one. but i couldn’t get the security clearance needed. so i went undercover as a qatari official and convinced the president i was gifting him a luxury boeing 747
May 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
nathan fielder (narrating): to truly feel the responsibility of airline captains, i needed to pilot the most important plane – air force one. but i couldn’t get the security clearance needed. so i went undercover as a qatari official and convinced the president i was gifting him a luxury boeing 747
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an even simpler method:
May 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
an even simpler method:
Will Stancil asked me for a urine sample because he was thirsty
May 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Will Stancil asked me for a urine sample because he was thirsty
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i emailed your boss screenshots of you dunking on my parasocial best friend’s absolute dogshit takes about star wars please respond
May 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
i emailed your boss screenshots of you dunking on my parasocial best friend’s absolute dogshit takes about star wars please respond
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Dems know whats important: control through violence and surveillance is the future of capitalism.
Senator Patty Murray says "the FBI has been weaponized to go after Americans who disagree with the president" but then calls for more funding for the Bureau.
" Director Patel, we all know that budget cuts will reduce the FBI's ability to counter threats of terrorism"
" Director Patel, we all know that budget cuts will reduce the FBI's ability to counter threats of terrorism"
May 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Dems know whats important: control through violence and surveillance is the future of capitalism.
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will stancil shot and ate our dog
will stancil once got my account suspended for 3 days because i told him to go jump in a lake. he’s been a bitch baby but getting someone fired over screenshots is next level bitch big boy
May 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
will stancil shot and ate our dog
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“Im worried about the government’s ability to not waste my tax dollars” i tweet out as im drunk driving in my 2025 Ford F-350 Platinum SuperDuty that i pay $8k/month for
May 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
“Im worried about the government’s ability to not waste my tax dollars” i tweet out as im drunk driving in my 2025 Ford F-350 Platinum SuperDuty that i pay $8k/month for