Bohemian Rhaptitties
@nonchalantnacho.bsky.social
Ya know what? I'm just gonna make a roast and ignore anything else that is happening today.
January 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ya know what? I'm just gonna make a roast and ignore anything else that is happening today.
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Mmm, deep fried (insert any food).
January 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Mmm, deep fried (insert any food).
Calm down, my doctor prescribed me this arroz con pollo.
January 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Calm down, my doctor prescribed me this arroz con pollo.
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Anyone else trying to decide which new unhealthy coping mechanism to pick up for 2025?
January 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Anyone else trying to decide which new unhealthy coping mechanism to pick up for 2025?
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*during sex
Me: Do that thing I like.
Her: *velociraptor noises
Me: Do that thing I like.
Her: *velociraptor noises
January 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
*during sex
Me: Do that thing I like.
Her: *velociraptor noises
Me: Do that thing I like.
Her: *velociraptor noises
My dog is such an Aquarius.
January 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
My dog is such an Aquarius.
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behold the healing powers of the potato chip
December 18, 2024 at 9:23 PM
behold the healing powers of the potato chip
I was just trying to find some cheese....
December 29, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I was just trying to find some cheese....
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until printer learned to love printer
December 29, 2024 at 2:29 PM
until printer learned to love printer
Oh, you don't have your sister mail you pizza from the pizza place back home? That's weird.
December 28, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Oh, you don't have your sister mail you pizza from the pizza place back home? That's weird.
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Muppet christmas carol taught me that the only time I feel anything is when I see a coughing frog puppet on crutches
December 22, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Muppet christmas carol taught me that the only time I feel anything is when I see a coughing frog puppet on crutches
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I like saying "I'll allow it" for no reason during a conversation
July 12, 2024 at 7:41 PM
I like saying "I'll allow it" for no reason during a conversation
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Anybody else get mozzarella sticks as a gift?
December 26, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Anybody else get mozzarella sticks as a gift?
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Despite all my rage, I have lots of fear too. I do it all
December 15, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Despite all my rage, I have lots of fear too. I do it all
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millennials are the best generation bc we ate the perfect amount of microplastics
December 15, 2024 at 4:42 PM
millennials are the best generation bc we ate the perfect amount of microplastics
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Establish dominance by letting mall Santa sit on your lap.
December 15, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Establish dominance by letting mall Santa sit on your lap.
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your purpose will find you
or a porpoise
i'm still learning how to read these tea leaves
or a porpoise
i'm still learning how to read these tea leaves
December 15, 2024 at 5:32 PM
your purpose will find you
or a porpoise
i'm still learning how to read these tea leaves
or a porpoise
i'm still learning how to read these tea leaves
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I’ve been trick-or-treating each night since Halloween. People are running out of candy. An old lady gave me the keys to her Buick. One guy hit me with a broom
December 15, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I’ve been trick-or-treating each night since Halloween. People are running out of candy. An old lady gave me the keys to her Buick. One guy hit me with a broom
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Wanna take mushrooms and watch the yule log channel for 12 hours?
November 20, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Wanna take mushrooms and watch the yule log channel for 12 hours?
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Drones in New Jersey would make such a beautiful name for a rock song
December 15, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Drones in New Jersey would make such a beautiful name for a rock song
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*slides note that says 'salsa of Christ' into church suggestion box*
December 15, 2024 at 7:39 PM
*slides note that says 'salsa of Christ' into church suggestion box*
I'm willing to learn some magic to help me not lose to my nephew in fantasy football again this week.
December 15, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I'm willing to learn some magic to help me not lose to my nephew in fantasy football again this week.
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priest: body of christ
me: yes chef
me: yes chef
December 15, 2024 at 6:03 PM
priest: body of christ
me: yes chef
me: yes chef
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i just learned that i'm the evil twin
December 15, 2024 at 12:55 AM
i just learned that i'm the evil twin