Oren
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I'm just a wolf who's
intentions are good
oh lord please don't let me
eat Red Riding Hood
intentions are good
oh lord please don't let me
eat Red Riding Hood
February 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'm just a wolf who's
intentions are good
oh lord please don't let me
eat Red Riding Hood
intentions are good
oh lord please don't let me
eat Red Riding Hood
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ME: help i’m turning invisible
ER DOC: take him to the ICU
ER DOC: take him to the ICU
February 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
ME: help i’m turning invisible
ER DOC: take him to the ICU
ER DOC: take him to the ICU
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what happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?
they kaleidescope
they kaleidescope
February 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
what happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?
they kaleidescope
they kaleidescope
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This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
February 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
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February 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him.
There’s a lesson there!
There’s a lesson there!
February 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him.
There’s a lesson there!
There’s a lesson there!
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a dead bee is called a been
January 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
a dead bee is called a been
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Honestly why do I not post more ducks from this perspective? 🪶
January 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Honestly why do I not post more ducks from this perspective? 🪶
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this strip, apart from being funny and topical, is a perfect example of how this joke works best as a comic and would not work as well if it were animation, prose, or audio. the medium is the message.
January 22, 2025 at 7:05 AM
this strip, apart from being funny and topical, is a perfect example of how this joke works best as a comic and would not work as well if it were animation, prose, or audio. the medium is the message.
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Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
January 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
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Earth Explodes
theonion.com/earth-e...
theonion.com/earth-e...
January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Earth Explodes
theonion.com/earth-e...
theonion.com/earth-e...
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So many amazing anecdotes about David Lynch. I will add something fluffy but possibly entertaining.
For a brief while, David Lynch was probably best known in the UK for his wonderfully him PlayStation ad, championed by the great @trevorbmbagency.bsky.social
youtu.be/Laf9vpJMDjA?...
For a brief while, David Lynch was probably best known in the UK for his wonderfully him PlayStation ad, championed by the great @trevorbmbagency.bsky.social
youtu.be/Laf9vpJMDjA?...
PlayStation 2 advert: Welcome To The Third Space | 2000 | #20YearsOfPlay
YouTube video by PlayStation Europe
youtu.be
January 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
So many amazing anecdotes about David Lynch. I will add something fluffy but possibly entertaining.
For a brief while, David Lynch was probably best known in the UK for his wonderfully him PlayStation ad, championed by the great @trevorbmbagency.bsky.social
youtu.be/Laf9vpJMDjA?...
For a brief while, David Lynch was probably best known in the UK for his wonderfully him PlayStation ad, championed by the great @trevorbmbagency.bsky.social
youtu.be/Laf9vpJMDjA?...
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from the Variety article, Lynch casually explaining every conversation I’ve had with my mom about my transness in a throwaway interview line
January 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
from the Variety article, Lynch casually explaining every conversation I’ve had with my mom about my transness in a throwaway interview line
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One of the reasons David Lynch's work meant so much to me is that he promised that no matter how ordinary-seeming the space you occupy, you contain an unmeasurable quantity of weirdness that deserves expression.
I am promising myself that from here on out, I will try to write even weirder.
I am promising myself that from here on out, I will try to write even weirder.
January 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
One of the reasons David Lynch's work meant so much to me is that he promised that no matter how ordinary-seeming the space you occupy, you contain an unmeasurable quantity of weirdness that deserves expression.
I am promising myself that from here on out, I will try to write even weirder.
I am promising myself that from here on out, I will try to write even weirder.
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david lynch was a real fucking artist
January 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
david lynch was a real fucking artist
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The world needs more inscrutable mnemonic sentences. "My mother sent seven secret missives." "Always check under every heavy wooden urn." I don't care what they're mnemonics for. That's not the part I care about. "Toads and newts were always friends until the war."
January 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The world needs more inscrutable mnemonic sentences. "My mother sent seven secret missives." "Always check under every heavy wooden urn." I don't care what they're mnemonics for. That's not the part I care about. "Toads and newts were always friends until the war."
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your honor, while plaintiffs are horrified at the slanderous lyrics, we concede that it is, legally, a banger
![from the Drake complaint against UMG over Not Like Us
10. UMG's campaign was successful. The Recording cloaks cleverly dangerous lyrics behind a catchy beat and inviting hook. Capitalizing on these attributes, UMG used every tool at..." [screencap cuts off]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zltqtmydso6kikzw7wafpj4p/bafkreibyrv2dfbsfazdz2ymgt4jg7rpecb4m72xljyalseylno6jgajmsa@jpeg)
January 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
your honor, while plaintiffs are horrified at the slanderous lyrics, we concede that it is, legally, a banger
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My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
January 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
January 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
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The funniest military term is "infantry". Like, we gave all the actual *men* a cool horse and a sword. You guys can all go die on the floor I guess. You're like little babies in that way.
January 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The funniest military term is "infantry". Like, we gave all the actual *men* a cool horse and a sword. You guys can all go die on the floor I guess. You're like little babies in that way.
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The Three Ages Of Man
January 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The Three Ages Of Man