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It's annoying that we already had so many existing problems to solve before these assholes created a bunch of new ones for no reason
January 23, 2026 at 3:06 AM
It's annoying that we already had so many existing problems to solve before these assholes created a bunch of new ones for no reason
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whether you think america is literally the great satan founded on a bedrock of violence or you think america is a deeply flawed country with a celebrated tradition of resistance, i think we can all agree it's only one of those and anyone who disagrees with your read is naive or irredeemably evil
January 22, 2026 at 5:16 PM
whether you think america is literally the great satan founded on a bedrock of violence or you think america is a deeply flawed country with a celebrated tradition of resistance, i think we can all agree it's only one of those and anyone who disagrees with your read is naive or irredeemably evil
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napkins should be tortillas. you’re wiping food off your face; that food is still good. it can go on the tortilla, and then you get to eat it at the end. why am I always the one coming up with the good fucking ideas
January 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
napkins should be tortillas. you’re wiping food off your face; that food is still good. it can go on the tortilla, and then you get to eat it at the end. why am I always the one coming up with the good fucking ideas
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gave my horse some hellmann's and now it mayoneighs
January 18, 2026 at 10:03 PM
gave my horse some hellmann's and now it mayoneighs
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A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.
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me at work four days after buying a telescope: I think I discovered a situation similar to the movie Armageddon
January 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
me at work four days after buying a telescope: I think I discovered a situation similar to the movie Armageddon
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No, we haven’t “learned our lesson.” And we never will.
This implies allowing masked government agents to execute us whenever they feel like it. If that’s your political position, it’s not gonna go well for you. Read a history book.
This implies allowing masked government agents to execute us whenever they feel like it. If that’s your political position, it’s not gonna go well for you. Read a history book.
January 10, 2026 at 6:11 PM
No, we haven’t “learned our lesson.” And we never will.
This implies allowing masked government agents to execute us whenever they feel like it. If that’s your political position, it’s not gonna go well for you. Read a history book.
This implies allowing masked government agents to execute us whenever they feel like it. If that’s your political position, it’s not gonna go well for you. Read a history book.
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The only way the president could be any more evil is if he started a ska band
January 10, 2026 at 7:15 PM
The only way the president could be any more evil is if he started a ska band
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I don’t hate my job, I would just prefer to not work anymore forever
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I don’t hate my job, I would just prefer to not work anymore forever
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Almost like the FIFA peace prize meant nothing
January 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Almost like the FIFA peace prize meant nothing
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Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela
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If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States
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the “AI” in “FAIL” is really just there as an example
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 AM
the “AI” in “FAIL” is really just there as an example
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I'm happy for your positive life change it's just, well it's really shining a light on my failure to do the same
January 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I'm happy for your positive life change it's just, well it's really shining a light on my failure to do the same
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I have all my notifications sent to the needy
January 2, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I have all my notifications sent to the needy
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALENDARS 🎉
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALENDARS 🎉
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Cat police officer carrying a spray bottle
December 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Cat police officer carrying a spray bottle
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They cut out the part of me that dreams. It was a little man. I was deaf to his screams and they took him away from me
July 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
They cut out the part of me that dreams. It was a little man. I was deaf to his screams and they took him away from me
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don't forget to tip the village sin-eater this holiday season
December 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
don't forget to tip the village sin-eater this holiday season
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Opening a present, expressionless, walking to the stereo, playing "you can't always get what you want"
December 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Opening a present, expressionless, walking to the stereo, playing "you can't always get what you want"
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JOSEPH: *holding newborn baby* he’s a miracle
MARY: what should we name him
*baby shits all over*
JOSEPH: jesus christ
MARY: what should we name him
*baby shits all over*
JOSEPH: jesus christ
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
JOSEPH: *holding newborn baby* he’s a miracle
MARY: what should we name him
*baby shits all over*
JOSEPH: jesus christ
MARY: what should we name him
*baby shits all over*
JOSEPH: jesus christ
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The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
www.popsci.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
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this Christmas season it's important to recognize that Joseph, Mary and Jesus were on the run from the feds
December 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
this Christmas season it's important to recognize that Joseph, Mary and Jesus were on the run from the feds
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this christmas give the gift of fancy seasalt so your friends always have something to use when they run out of the salt they like
December 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
this christmas give the gift of fancy seasalt so your friends always have something to use when they run out of the salt they like