RuthieH2O
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Not hanging by a twitter thread anymore
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Breaking: DC US Attorney’s office elects to remove water cooler rather than risk water cooler talk with Jeanine Pirro.
New DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro releases a video complaining about water at the office.
May 22, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Breaking: DC US Attorney’s office elects to remove water cooler rather than risk water cooler talk with Jeanine Pirro.
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BROCCOLI POEM
Raw broccoli is crunchy, tasty and colored deep green,
It's a healthy snack that makes your insides all clean.
In a pinch it can it can be used as a windshield wiper,
But when it is cooked it smells like a diaper.
Raw broccoli is crunchy, tasty and colored deep green,
It's a healthy snack that makes your insides all clean.
In a pinch it can it can be used as a windshield wiper,
But when it is cooked it smells like a diaper.
May 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
BROCCOLI POEM
Raw broccoli is crunchy, tasty and colored deep green,
It's a healthy snack that makes your insides all clean.
In a pinch it can it can be used as a windshield wiper,
But when it is cooked it smells like a diaper.
Raw broccoli is crunchy, tasty and colored deep green,
It's a healthy snack that makes your insides all clean.
In a pinch it can it can be used as a windshield wiper,
But when it is cooked it smells like a diaper.
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I don’t know what malaise means and it’s making me feel vaguely uneasy
May 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I don’t know what malaise means and it’s making me feel vaguely uneasy
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my work here is dumb
May 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
my work here is dumb
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What's your level of concern on a scale of zero to this picture of my cat?
May 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
What's your level of concern on a scale of zero to this picture of my cat?
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added a tiny castle to my goldfish bowl & the fish still refuse to joust or go questing this is some bullshit
May 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
added a tiny castle to my goldfish bowl & the fish still refuse to joust or go questing this is some bullshit
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My cover band "Some Doubt" is having trouble deciding on a set list
April 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My cover band "Some Doubt" is having trouble deciding on a set list
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It is amazing how much misery we are put through to actually talk to a real person in any service industry. This is such a dysfunctional culture. 😠
May 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It is amazing how much misery we are put through to actually talk to a real person in any service industry. This is such a dysfunctional culture. 😠
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brb need to find a sharpie
May 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
brb need to find a sharpie
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If you love hearing white people say “gracias,” do I have a holiday for you.
May 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
If you love hearing white people say “gracias,” do I have a holiday for you.
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Fixed that stupid pope picture. This is more fitting:
May 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Fixed that stupid pope picture. This is more fitting:
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On my bingo card I had Hegseth most likely to roll off an aircraft carrier into the ocean
April 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
On my bingo card I had Hegseth most likely to roll off an aircraft carrier into the ocean
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Yesterday, I introduced legislation to ban assault weapons.
It's common sense. It will save lives. And it's long overdue.
It's common sense. It will save lives. And it's long overdue.
May 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Yesterday, I introduced legislation to ban assault weapons.
It's common sense. It will save lives. And it's long overdue.
It's common sense. It will save lives. And it's long overdue.
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It is a good time to be medicated
April 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It is a good time to be medicated
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This country badly needs both a punk and funk music renaissance
April 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
This country badly needs both a punk and funk music renaissance
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BREAKING: Trump and RFK Jr. to replace CDC with Center for Thoughts and Prayers!
April 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
BREAKING: Trump and RFK Jr. to replace CDC with Center for Thoughts and Prayers!
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Good morning to those who participate.
April 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Good morning to those who participate.
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Sometimes you gotta be like “okay, this ain’t gonna flush” and just move on.
April 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Sometimes you gotta be like “okay, this ain’t gonna flush” and just move on.
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thinking about heading to the hairdresser with this photo and the words "give me The Dog"
April 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
thinking about heading to the hairdresser with this photo and the words "give me The Dog"
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How did they get explosives past security?
March 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
How did they get explosives past security?
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Scientists found microplastics in human organs. We’re all just fancy 21st-century Tupperware now.
March 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Scientists found microplastics in human organs. We’re all just fancy 21st-century Tupperware now.
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This is pretty damn accurate.
March 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
This is pretty damn accurate.
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Tim: This is Tim from accounting
Me: Hi Tim from accounting
Tim: Just say Tim
Me. Tim
Tim: How are you today?
Me: Tim
Me: Hi Tim from accounting
Tim: Just say Tim
Me. Tim
Tim: How are you today?
Me: Tim
February 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Tim: This is Tim from accounting
Me: Hi Tim from accounting
Tim: Just say Tim
Me. Tim
Tim: How are you today?
Me: Tim
Me: Hi Tim from accounting
Tim: Just say Tim
Me. Tim
Tim: How are you today?
Me: Tim