Samantha Barnes
@samanthabarnesart.bsky.social
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I deleted my long inactive Twitter account, am going inactive on all Meta platforms, followed all of my favorite TikTok creators on YouTube, and downloaded my favorite TikTok recipes. I have a feeling 2025 will be all about fighting for our rights, and I’m ready to stand up.
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I had the plastic surgeon fill my boobs with milkshakes instead of silicone because I know what men really want.
June 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I had the plastic surgeon fill my boobs with milkshakes instead of silicone because I know what men really want.
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Hot lobster girl summer
June 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Hot lobster girl summer
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Being put out to pasture sounds so good thank you
June 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Being put out to pasture sounds so good thank you
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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like the vet does for my dog.
April 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like the vet does for my dog.
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what do you mean the spicy nacho cheese Doritos didn’t settle my upset stomach? and other things I’ve been shocked about: a memoir
April 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
what do you mean the spicy nacho cheese Doritos didn’t settle my upset stomach? and other things I’ve been shocked about: a memoir
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I don't need anymore meds, what I need is less people interaction.
March 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I don't need anymore meds, what I need is less people interaction.
The first pencil drawing in a series celebrating my beloved cat Poof, who passed last year. The series is meant to highlight life changes captured in the background of causal cat pics.
February 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The first pencil drawing in a series celebrating my beloved cat Poof, who passed last year. The series is meant to highlight life changes captured in the background of causal cat pics.
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when I’m on my deathbed I hope all the cats of my life come visit me like angels
February 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
when I’m on my deathbed I hope all the cats of my life come visit me like angels
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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February 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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*Seizes the day
*Gets pepper sprayed by the day
*Gets pepper sprayed by the day
February 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
*Seizes the day
*Gets pepper sprayed by the day
*Gets pepper sprayed by the day
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I'm not really into "powering through", lately - I'm more into naps
February 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I'm not really into "powering through", lately - I'm more into naps
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They’re saying Elon’s not smart enough to build a submarine capable of visiting the wreckage site of the Titanic. They’re saying he doesn’t have enough money or gumption to do it. They’re saying he’s too much of a loser that he couldn’t even find four to five friends to bring along with him.
February 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
They’re saying Elon’s not smart enough to build a submarine capable of visiting the wreckage site of the Titanic. They’re saying he doesn’t have enough money or gumption to do it. They’re saying he’s too much of a loser that he couldn’t even find four to five friends to bring along with him.
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what if we kissed under the mushroom cloud
February 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
what if we kissed under the mushroom cloud
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[3000 BC]
GUY: what if we cooked the corn
OTHER GUY: i bet nothing loud or surprising would happen
GUY: what if we cooked the corn
OTHER GUY: i bet nothing loud or surprising would happen
January 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
[3000 BC]
GUY: what if we cooked the corn
OTHER GUY: i bet nothing loud or surprising would happen
GUY: what if we cooked the corn
OTHER GUY: i bet nothing loud or surprising would happen
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a dead bee is called a been
January 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
a dead bee is called a been
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they said i could be anything I wanted to be so now im anxious about what to choose
January 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
they said i could be anything I wanted to be so now im anxious about what to choose
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my inner peace is in shambles so its more like inner pieces
January 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
my inner peace is in shambles so its more like inner pieces
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Pouring one out for my curly girls in prehistoric times who were lookin an absolute mess
January 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Pouring one out for my curly girls in prehistoric times who were lookin an absolute mess
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Life is just peeing and peeing some more when does it end ???!
January 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Life is just peeing and peeing some more when does it end ???!
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ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
January 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
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“Dad’s Cows” drawn in Charcoal, 18inx16in. I drew this back in fall 2024, it’s one of my favorites!
January 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
“Dad’s Cows” drawn in Charcoal, 18inx16in. I drew this back in fall 2024, it’s one of my favorites!
I feel like the same angry teenager who started posting on twitter 10 years ago after the death of Vine
January 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I feel like the same angry teenager who started posting on twitter 10 years ago after the death of Vine
I deleted my long inactive Twitter account, am going inactive on all Meta platforms, followed all of my favorite TikTok creators on YouTube, and downloaded my favorite TikTok recipes. I have a feeling 2025 will be all about fighting for our rights, and I’m ready to stand up.
January 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I deleted my long inactive Twitter account, am going inactive on all Meta platforms, followed all of my favorite TikTok creators on YouTube, and downloaded my favorite TikTok recipes. I have a feeling 2025 will be all about fighting for our rights, and I’m ready to stand up.