sanjy009.bsky.social
@sanjy009.bsky.social
"meal team 6, gravy seal"
January 15, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Andrew Mountbatten
-Windsor? Why not "The Andrew formerly known as Prince"?
October 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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To say this is a problem is a gigantic understatement. We live in the golden age of AI slop. Hopefully we will soon gain the right control the algorithms that control our online life in order to filter out AI slop to a large degree.
October 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring."
-Desmond Tutu, anti-apartheid and human rights activist

#BicycleBirthday
October 7 (1931 -2021)
October 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
@theresthistory.bsky.social In ancient Greece, a Greek Philospher rips his toga, so he walks into his local dry cleaners. The man behind the counter asks "Euripides?". The philosopher answers "Eumenides?"
September 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Where is your favourite Mediterranean biome?

Biome = large ecosystem shaped by climate, plants, animals.
Mediterranean biome = hot and dry summers, mild and wet winters, with shrubs, olives, and vines.

Adelaide (in South Australia) is totally underrated!

Source: buff.ly/Zz1xvFd
September 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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If I drank a shot every time Trump changed his Epstein story I’d be Secretary of Defense.
August 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Ozzy on pizza:
July 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I’ve been looking for a Colbert quote to post that did suitable justice to my reference for him. I think this might be it.
I've spent a lot of time thinking about this fascinating exchange Colbert had with Dua Lipa, when she asked him about the role his faith plays in his comedy.
July 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I like to wrap potatoes in aluminum foil because I don't want the government to know what my potatoes are thinking.
July 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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This chart has been sent to me by a follower and it gave me a good laugh 🤣
July 17, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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“the kindest person in the room is often the smartest.” JB Pritzker is a mensch.
July 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Indiana Jones excepted, literally everyone else who wears a Fedora is a cunt.
July 12, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Happy 50th anniversary to the movie Jaws. This is probably the greatest line in cinema history:
June 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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A terrifying escalation:
June 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Everyone saw Grand Park's hot pink benches being stacked into a barricade on Sunday. What an exceptional statement from RIOS, the benches' designers instagram.com/rios.imagines

"These pieces were designed to move, adapt, welcome, connect — and now protect"
June 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Somewhere in Chicago this afternoon, a kid is playing hooky.

You're the new pope?

Yep. That's me.
a poster for ferris bueller 's day off shows the sausage king
ALT: a poster for ferris bueller 's day off shows the sausage king
media.tenor.com
May 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Your sound card works perfectly!
#GilbertGottfried
April 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM