Lyss
@savison.myatproto.social
Reader, gamer, nerd. Swears a LOT. (she/her)
Mariners fan since the beginning (for my sins)
Mariners fan since the beginning (for my sins)
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There’s A Lot More Of Us…
January 21, 2026 at 9:44 AM
There’s A Lot More Of Us…
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Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
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Two big guys walked up front and started yelling at the pilot and the pilot screamed that they weren't going to Davos, they were going to Vienna, Virginia and that he had to get home to his family.
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Two big guys walked up front and started yelling at the pilot and the pilot screamed that they weren't going to Davos, they were going to Vienna, Virginia and that he had to get home to his family.
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It is tough here right now in Minneapolis but Greg Bovino crying to the paper about how he’s getting his ass handed to him by plant sale moms has been a real pick me up
January 21, 2026 at 4:10 AM
It is tough here right now in Minneapolis but Greg Bovino crying to the paper about how he’s getting his ass handed to him by plant sale moms has been a real pick me up
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“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 AM
“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
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from Terry Pratchett's Hogfather
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 AM
from Terry Pratchett's Hogfather
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His body gonna be like
January 21, 2026 at 5:01 AM
His body gonna be like
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"It's not just about always being on alert, but sometimes, if [employers] hire us, they threaten us with ICE so they don't have to pay us," a laborer named José says in Spanish.
The full story: lataco.com/laborers-sca...
By Janette Villafana
The full story: lataco.com/laborers-sca...
By Janette Villafana
January 21, 2026 at 1:11 AM
"It's not just about always being on alert, but sometimes, if [employers] hire us, they threaten us with ICE so they don't have to pay us," a laborer named José says in Spanish.
The full story: lataco.com/laborers-sca...
By Janette Villafana
The full story: lataco.com/laborers-sca...
By Janette Villafana
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BREAKING: The Greg Bovino Bitch Fund Benefiting Immigrant Rights in Minnesota has just donated $10,000 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota, an essential org working on the frontlines to protect people from ICE's terror.
January 21, 2026 at 2:27 AM
BREAKING: The Greg Bovino Bitch Fund Benefiting Immigrant Rights in Minnesota has just donated $10,000 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota, an essential org working on the frontlines to protect people from ICE's terror.
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I don’t even care what the context, this objectively hilarious and true.
tbf to that horny french dude, those mountains are *really* sexy
January 20, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I don’t even care what the context, this objectively hilarious and true.
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cool name why’s it called that
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
cool name why’s it called that
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This essay by @juliocapojr.bsky.social, about how the 1985 film Clue represented Cold War realities, is so good! 🗃️
time.com/7341218/40-y...
time.com/7341218/40-y...
The Surprisingly Profound History Lesson That Is 'Clue'
Based on a whodunit board game, the 1985 film is a perfect example of what pop culture can tell us about history.
time.com
January 20, 2026 at 7:36 PM
This essay by @juliocapojr.bsky.social, about how the 1985 film Clue represented Cold War realities, is so good! 🗃️
time.com/7341218/40-y...
time.com/7341218/40-y...
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imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago
January 20, 2026 at 7:15 PM
imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago
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ALICE: *defends UK practice of serving tea to the handymen*
ME: *defends US practice of leaving them alone*
ALICE: look just because we don’t have that puritan work ethic y’all have
ME: the puritans were English!! WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD!!!
ALICE: WE KICKED YOU OUT BECAUSE YOU WERE NO FUN
ME: *defends US practice of leaving them alone*
ALICE: look just because we don’t have that puritan work ethic y’all have
ME: the puritans were English!! WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD!!!
ALICE: WE KICKED YOU OUT BECAUSE YOU WERE NO FUN
January 20, 2026 at 8:19 PM
ALICE: *defends UK practice of serving tea to the handymen*
ME: *defends US practice of leaving them alone*
ALICE: look just because we don’t have that puritan work ethic y’all have
ME: the puritans were English!! WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD!!!
ALICE: WE KICKED YOU OUT BECAUSE YOU WERE NO FUN
ME: *defends US practice of leaving them alone*
ALICE: look just because we don’t have that puritan work ethic y’all have
ME: the puritans were English!! WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD!!!
ALICE: WE KICKED YOU OUT BECAUSE YOU WERE NO FUN
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to the "okay, you were right about the wolf" guys:
we're still yelling. there are other wolves. more wolves. we're fucking surrounded by wolves.
your revelation in seeing the one wolf we've been pointing at for twenty years does not mean that you are suddenly a wolf savant.
we're still yelling. there are other wolves. more wolves. we're fucking surrounded by wolves.
your revelation in seeing the one wolf we've been pointing at for twenty years does not mean that you are suddenly a wolf savant.
January 19, 2026 at 10:39 PM
to the "okay, you were right about the wolf" guys:
we're still yelling. there are other wolves. more wolves. we're fucking surrounded by wolves.
your revelation in seeing the one wolf we've been pointing at for twenty years does not mean that you are suddenly a wolf savant.
we're still yelling. there are other wolves. more wolves. we're fucking surrounded by wolves.
your revelation in seeing the one wolf we've been pointing at for twenty years does not mean that you are suddenly a wolf savant.
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Hey everyone,
We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history.
Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!
We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history.
Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Hey everyone,
We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history.
Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!
We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history.
Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!
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I uh, un-recommend Best Bus
January 20, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I uh, un-recommend Best Bus
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I am CRYING laughing
in addition to having a terminal case of Youth Ministry Font and giving me a headache due to no two lines being exactly the same size, I'm obsessed with how unhinged this list is. are we implying it's a sin to be dead?????
in addition to having a terminal case of Youth Ministry Font and giving me a headache due to no two lines being exactly the same size, I'm obsessed with how unhinged this list is. are we implying it's a sin to be dead?????
Reminds me of this really cringy poster that hangs in the entrance of my in-laws' church.
January 20, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I am CRYING laughing
in addition to having a terminal case of Youth Ministry Font and giving me a headache due to no two lines being exactly the same size, I'm obsessed with how unhinged this list is. are we implying it's a sin to be dead?????
in addition to having a terminal case of Youth Ministry Font and giving me a headache due to no two lines being exactly the same size, I'm obsessed with how unhinged this list is. are we implying it's a sin to be dead?????
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the bluesky people could save us all from coronaries with one simple trick 😂😭
bluesky needs a “DON’T GET WORRIED / EXCITED: it’s just sports” banner
January 20, 2026 at 4:24 AM
the bluesky people could save us all from coronaries with one simple trick 😂😭
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Like listen it's 2026 if I come online and like 17 people are saying "omfg they actually did it" I'm gonna stroke out 😅
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Like listen it's 2026 if I come online and like 17 people are saying "omfg they actually did it" I'm gonna stroke out 😅
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this is pretty much the only 1950s aesthetic i’d like to bring back
December 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
this is pretty much the only 1950s aesthetic i’d like to bring back
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This is a WILD thread—that is still ongoing bsky.app/profile/musi...
January 20, 2026 at 2:48 AM
This is a WILD thread—that is still ongoing bsky.app/profile/musi...