shemp 🇵🇸
@shemppp.bsky.social
Got the damn morals of an alley cat
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So one thing that's fun about these Epstein files is how easily the "redaction" is defeated by simply dragging your mouse over the text and then using copy+paste (small 🧵)
December 23, 2025 at 10:35 AM
So one thing that's fun about these Epstein files is how easily the "redaction" is defeated by simply dragging your mouse over the text and then using copy+paste (small 🧵)
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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Australian news reporting that the hero bystander here is named Ahmed al Ahmed. Muslim, father of two.
December 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Australian news reporting that the hero bystander here is named Ahmed al Ahmed. Muslim, father of two.
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Tony Stark: [farts while in iron man suit]
Jarvis: wretched, sir
Jarvis: wretched, sir
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Tony Stark: [farts while in iron man suit]
Jarvis: wretched, sir
Jarvis: wretched, sir
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Elon Musk isn't just a fascist because he does nazi salutes. He comes from a legacy of white supremacists and has teamed up with other billionaires like Peter Thiel to enact a technocracy over western civilization unless they're stopped
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Elon Musk isn't just a fascist because he does nazi salutes. He comes from a legacy of white supremacists and has teamed up with other billionaires like Peter Thiel to enact a technocracy over western civilization unless they're stopped
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current internal mental debate: There's Still A Way We Can Coexist In One Country With Sociopathically Selfish Evangelicals vs No We Can't
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
current internal mental debate: There's Still A Way We Can Coexist In One Country With Sociopathically Selfish Evangelicals vs No We Can't
Butter
Beach
Sex
Beach
Sex
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Butter
Beach
Sex
Beach
Sex
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Trump after a single meeting with someone who is not the void of charisma that is JD Vance and Stephen Miller
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Trump after a single meeting with someone who is not the void of charisma that is JD Vance and Stephen Miller
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You guys wanna see a dead body?
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when you realize they couldve released one email every day trump didn't capitulate to their demands on the shutdown you will realize they lose on purpose
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released several emails from the estate of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that refer to President Trump. n.pr/4p7hqKa
New Epstein emails appear to reveal more Trump ties
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released several emails from the estate of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that refer to President Trump.
n.pr
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when you realize they couldve released one email every day trump didn't capitulate to their demands on the shutdown you will realize they lose on purpose
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Memories ❤️
October 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Memories ❤️
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Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China
September 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China
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you’re laughing. Gavin Newsom’s best friend just died and you’re laughing
September 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
you’re laughing. Gavin Newsom’s best friend just died and you’re laughing
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Every single elected official decrying Kirk’s shooting.
Not one of them addressing the school kids shot today in Colorado.
That says more than i ever could.
Not one of them addressing the school kids shot today in Colorado.
That says more than i ever could.
September 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Every single elected official decrying Kirk’s shooting.
Not one of them addressing the school kids shot today in Colorado.
That says more than i ever could.
Not one of them addressing the school kids shot today in Colorado.
That says more than i ever could.
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Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.
OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
www.theatlantic.com
September 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.
OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
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quality technique, my guy
August 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
quality technique, my guy
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civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
August 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
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this story isn't getting enough traction on bluesky. do yourself and all your followers a favor -- share it.
SCOOP from me: Trump's AI action plan released last week makes a specific set of recommendations around loosening Clean Water Act permits for data centers — recommendations mirrored in letters sent to the administration by Big Tech lobbyists earlier this year:
Big Tech Asked for Looser Clean Water Act Permitting. Trump Wants to Give It to Them
New AI regulations suggested by the White House mirror changes to environmental permitting suggested by Meta and a lobbying group representing firms like Google and Amazon Web Services.
www.wired.com
July 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
this story isn't getting enough traction on bluesky. do yourself and all your followers a favor -- share it.
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
theonion.com
July 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years