Tingy ('tin-jee') Simoes
@tingys.bsky.social
Bewildered medical publicist, aka 'the Malcolm Tucker of surgery'. Mum to 2 rugby lads & a greyhound. Pole dancing enthusiast, Dharma teacher, ally 🏳️🌈. Dreamscrolling in a smoking jacket and fez. She/her 🇻🇪🇪🇺🇵🇹🇺🇦
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I always knew I’d grow up to be awake in the middle of the night
January 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I always knew I’d grow up to be awake in the middle of the night
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you there boy, what bullshit is this
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
you there boy, what bullshit is this
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I’d always known that my wife had difficulty admitting mistakes, but one day in 2016, I pointed out that she’d entered our address incorrectly into the GPS. She denied it, and we arrived at the home of a lovely elderly couple named Burt and Anna, whom we’ve lived with ever since.
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I’d always known that my wife had difficulty admitting mistakes, but one day in 2016, I pointed out that she’d entered our address incorrectly into the GPS. She denied it, and we arrived at the home of a lovely elderly couple named Burt and Anna, whom we’ve lived with ever since.
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In Hungarian slang, instead of telling someone you don’t think they’re very intelligent, you could say agyilag zokni. It means “mentally, you are a sock.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
In Hungarian slang, instead of telling someone you don’t think they’re very intelligent, you could say agyilag zokni. It means “mentally, you are a sock.”
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me: *tells a funny little anecdote about my young self to the kids*
my kids:
my kids:
![a gorgeous white goldie blerping with [tails stops wagging]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ejgqchxkaixeq3gxarvlrfwo/bafkreiaihifanw2ndrbpsfo7d64ifhfoaxjjt2wkscnmdu6siwe7i3ah2a@jpeg)
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
me: *tells a funny little anecdote about my young self to the kids*
my kids:
my kids:
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And now I find out that The Salt Path wasn't even published by a real penguin.
December 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
And now I find out that The Salt Path wasn't even published by a real penguin.
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why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
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*sits with good posture for 20 seconds*
Nope, this can’t be right.
Nope, this can’t be right.
December 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
*sits with good posture for 20 seconds*
Nope, this can’t be right.
Nope, this can’t be right.
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Sad songs: Everyone goes away, I want you and it hurts, people die, everything is temporary, there is no ground to stand on
Buddhists: We been saying this
Buddhists: We been saying this
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Sad songs: Everyone goes away, I want you and it hurts, people die, everything is temporary, there is no ground to stand on
Buddhists: We been saying this
Buddhists: We been saying this
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in the uk is it called meths
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
in the uk is it called meths
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When the waiter arrives to take our plates away, I always move mine a few centimetres closer to him to show that I'm a great guy and very helpful.
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
When the waiter arrives to take our plates away, I always move mine a few centimetres closer to him to show that I'm a great guy and very helpful.
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Thank God for Bluesky: A little love letter to the people who would not compromise with Nazis iandunt.substack.com/p/thank-god-...
Thank God for Bluesky
Yes, it's eager. Yes, it's censorious. But it has the very considerable advantage of not being fascist.
iandunt.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Thank God for Bluesky: A little love letter to the people who would not compromise with Nazis iandunt.substack.com/p/thank-god-...
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With BAPRAS 2025 upon us, here's a wonderful throwback memory of our President, Mr Mark Henley, with Press Officer, Tingy Simoes at BAPRAS 2024!
#BAPRAS2025 #ESPRAS #PlasticSurgery #TBT #BAPRAS #StrongerTogether @tingys.bsky.social
#BAPRAS2025 #ESPRAS #PlasticSurgery #TBT #BAPRAS #StrongerTogether @tingys.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
With BAPRAS 2025 upon us, here's a wonderful throwback memory of our President, Mr Mark Henley, with Press Officer, Tingy Simoes at BAPRAS 2024!
#BAPRAS2025 #ESPRAS #PlasticSurgery #TBT #BAPRAS #StrongerTogether @tingys.bsky.social
#BAPRAS2025 #ESPRAS #PlasticSurgery #TBT #BAPRAS #StrongerTogether @tingys.bsky.social
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Busy first day for CBS press officer @tingys.bsky.social at the @baprasvoice.bsky.social Congress in Belfast yesterday!
Great to see so many CBS members!
Great to see so many CBS members!
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Busy first day for CBS press officer @tingys.bsky.social at the @baprasvoice.bsky.social Congress in Belfast yesterday!
Great to see so many CBS members!
Great to see so many CBS members!
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it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more
October 2, 2024 at 9:56 PM
it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more
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I would walk 500 miles but I wouldn’t walk 500 more because 500 is enough and it’s really rude of you to ask for even that much honestly. why don’t you also walk 500 miles. this is all questionable
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I would walk 500 miles but I wouldn’t walk 500 more because 500 is enough and it’s really rude of you to ask for even that much honestly. why don’t you also walk 500 miles. this is all questionable
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I am so tired of hearing about the deals. Please have mercy, stop emailing me about the deals
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I am so tired of hearing about the deals. Please have mercy, stop emailing me about the deals
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To begin with today, happy 117th anniversary to this entirely reasonable cat
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 AM
To begin with today, happy 117th anniversary to this entirely reasonable cat
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hello 911 i ate too much
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
hello 911 i ate too much
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I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
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every day i wake up and think ok today i’m going to try super hard not to go insane
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
every day i wake up and think ok today i’m going to try super hard not to go insane
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I just want to be kept in the style to which I wish I were accustomed.
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I just want to be kept in the style to which I wish I were accustomed.
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Sorry November but I can’t do this current news cycle AND cold toes at the same time, one of you has got to go
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sorry November but I can’t do this current news cycle AND cold toes at the same time, one of you has got to go
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow