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Light bulbs and speakers..
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If I were a doctor with a massive house, I would definitely name it Bedside Manor
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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'Arrival'
(2016)
Dir. Denis Villeneuve
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Since Q is a boomer who doesn't understand technology I have done you all the favor of posting this insane footage
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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[Werner Herzog voice]

Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Married her yesterday.
I asked my girlfriend if there was anything she wanted from the store and the first thing she asked was, “how is our cheese situation.” I’m going to marry this woman.
November 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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"That janitor who cleans the escalator handrail by holding a cloth in place as the escalator moves"

x.com/dailyportalz...
November 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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So glad I subscribed to the Quiet Posters feed. I finally get to see more of the accounts I follow. And, oddly, many of them aren't particularly 'quiet'; they post just as much as the others, it's just that I rarely saw them.
October 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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I don't see a lot of people talking about this, so I want to highlight something GOOD

Billie Eilish stood in a room full of billionaires and said "you're billionaires... Why?"

She donated 11.5 MILLION DOLLARS to food equity and climate orgs, which Stephen Colbert announced to said billionaires.
Billie Eilish Calls on Billionaires to Support People in Need: 'No Hate, But Give Your Money Away'
Billie Eilish donates $11.5 million from 'Hit Me Hard and Soft' tour to charity and calls on billionaires to support people in need during hard times.
www.rollingstone.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Almost every bartender will give you a free drink if you tip well and treat them like a human being

That’s how low the bar is for antisocial tech bros. They can’t bring themselves to drop a fiver and be polite
October 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I believe this was the point where modern Britain jumped the shark.
As November approaches, never forget that the BBC pinned a poppy on Cookie Monster.

"YPRES MAKE COOKIE MONSTER SAD. NO COOKIES AT SOMME."
October 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Happy third anniversary to one of Twitter’s last great moments
October 19, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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My 15yo child, unexpectedly: “Yeah, I have at least 3 LinkedIn accounts. All fake. I use them to check on my teachers’ qualifications. I keep getting job offers because I ticked something that said I used to work in middle management for Asda.”
October 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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lol “find your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day
October 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”
October 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Now hosed in the collection of the Victorian and Albert museum in London, a skeleton-decorated kimono c.1840-1860.
#kimono #Japanesefashion #Japaneseclothes #Jhorror #Japanesesupernatural
October 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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I’ve been learning how to guess the weight of dogs - I picked up a few pointers yesterday.
October 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Today is the 89th anniversary of the Battle of Cable Street. On 4 October 1936, ordinary east end Londoners stood up to Mosley and his British Union of Fascists, refusing to let them march through east London.

Honour their legacy. Don't ignore fascists. Stop them.

They shall not pass. No pasarán.
October 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Given today’s news, I was recently introduced to this piece by Patricia Routledge, and i always found it really moving.
October 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Don't suppose any of you lovely people could use a single spare ticket to see Refused in Brixton this Friday..?
October 1, 2025 at 9:27 AM