Weird Middle Child
@weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social
I think I borked my brain a little.
I'm just sitting here in the dark because the sun rejected me, okay.
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I'm just sitting here in the dark because the sun rejected me, okay.
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a dozen strawberry cupcakes with cream cheese frosting could fix everything that’s wrong with me, at least for a little while
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
a dozen strawberry cupcakes with cream cheese frosting could fix everything that’s wrong with me, at least for a little while
I'm working on a bird ratings system. I'm thinking it'll go from seagull to eagle.
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I'm working on a bird ratings system. I'm thinking it'll go from seagull to eagle.
Can you stuff a turkey with deviled eggs and cranberry sauce? Planning out a future menu.
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Can you stuff a turkey with deviled eggs and cranberry sauce? Planning out a future menu.
Just me, curled up safe inside my fridge, eating leftovers.
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Just me, curled up safe inside my fridge, eating leftovers.
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For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
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My dad thinks Nyan Cat is a Christmas song.
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My dad thinks Nyan Cat is a Christmas song.
It's Friday. Sing with me!
youtu.be/HyHNuVaZJ-k?...
youtu.be/HyHNuVaZJ-k?...
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. (Official Video)
YouTube video by Gorillaz
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
It's Friday. Sing with me!
youtu.be/HyHNuVaZJ-k?...
youtu.be/HyHNuVaZJ-k?...
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my bank account isn’t broke, it’s just practicing minimalism
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
my bank account isn’t broke, it’s just practicing minimalism
What if phones dreamed
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
What if phones dreamed
What if I could open my mouth like a cat? (That's attractive, right?)
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
What if I could open my mouth like a cat? (That's attractive, right?)
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dogs *and* ponies at one show? sign me the heck up!!
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
dogs *and* ponies at one show? sign me the heck up!!
Pocketing half a dozen deviled eggs and a slice of pumpkin pie in my cheeks to prep for the upcoming winter.
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Pocketing half a dozen deviled eggs and a slice of pumpkin pie in my cheeks to prep for the upcoming winter.
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if you think their kids are impressive wait til you see the ones I built usin fuckin rocks
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
if you think their kids are impressive wait til you see the ones I built usin fuckin rocks
Took a bath in gravy today. Super good for the skin.
Probably should have waited for it to cool down, tho.
Probably should have waited for it to cool down, tho.
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Took a bath in gravy today. Super good for the skin.
Probably should have waited for it to cool down, tho.
Probably should have waited for it to cool down, tho.
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every time someone saves one of my posts I think holy shit they're gathering evidence
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
every time someone saves one of my posts I think holy shit they're gathering evidence
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Me: can you hand me the remote?
*cat stares*
Me: come on man, it’s right there
*cat jumps down*
Me: you could’ve gave it to me before you left
*cat stares*
Me: come on man, it’s right there
*cat jumps down*
Me: you could’ve gave it to me before you left
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me: can you hand me the remote?
*cat stares*
Me: come on man, it’s right there
*cat jumps down*
Me: you could’ve gave it to me before you left
*cat stares*
Me: come on man, it’s right there
*cat jumps down*
Me: you could’ve gave it to me before you left
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i showed you my casserole please respond
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i showed you my casserole please respond
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According to this graphic, if you're inside during an earthquake, fix the legs of your dining room table. If outside, just dance.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
According to this graphic, if you're inside during an earthquake, fix the legs of your dining room table. If outside, just dance.
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My hands were full so I leaned my chest toward the keypad to scan the RFID chip in my work badge to unlock the door and a guy across the street hollered "YEAH WOOO PUT EM ON THE GLASS", I do not need this today
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My hands were full so I leaned my chest toward the keypad to scan the RFID chip in my work badge to unlock the door and a guy across the street hollered "YEAH WOOO PUT EM ON THE GLASS", I do not need this today
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last night’s high thought:
wouldn’t it be great if every saturday at 11:59 pm we got to set the clocks back another hour?
wouldn’t it be great if every saturday at 11:59 pm we got to set the clocks back another hour?
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
last night’s high thought:
wouldn’t it be great if every saturday at 11:59 pm we got to set the clocks back another hour?
wouldn’t it be great if every saturday at 11:59 pm we got to set the clocks back another hour?
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I often say to myself, "I can't believe my cloning machine worked!"
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I often say to myself, "I can't believe my cloning machine worked!"
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If you assume that I am just that stupid then everything I do suddenly makes so much more sense.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If you assume that I am just that stupid then everything I do suddenly makes so much more sense.
