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Andreya

@andreyasasylum.bsky.social

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Cat lady. Lesbian. Not your señorita. Enter at your own risk: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdhdjbnqpa

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · Jul 25

Talk to your doctor to see if shutting the fuck up is right for you.

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Spooky 𝕋𝕚𝕞 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · Aug 31

I’ve adopted a pet that requires more emotional support than I do.

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Tana 🍂 @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 19m

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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 2h

The whole world is run by rich people who don’t need to know history or how the economy works because they’re already rich and you keep giving them money

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 18m

Because the entire fucking world isn’t completely delusional.

🦋 Carmen G., PhD (🪖"Prima" to One)🌻 @tcrg2012.bsky.social · 13h

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

#ONEV1
#Pinks 🌸
#Voices4Victory

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 1h

Our new IT guy just moved here from Australia.

He comes from a LAN down under.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 2d

don’t talk to me until i’ve drunk from the blood of my enemies

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 3h

This brave new world is getting old.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

You know what it is, the mind yearning to commune with the night and knowing not to say day things like talking to ambience solves nothing let's fuck up afternoons

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 3h

People say snake oil salesperson derogatorily but it's actually a really difficult job, because so few people have snakes that require lubricaction

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 2h

Dying is the easy part. Living while haunted by the ghost of who you could’ve been is where it gets tricky.

Follow me for more uplifting thoughts...

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 13h

Amazon found something they think I would like and it’s cat litter.

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 1d

so crazy to just be living every day through the slow motion car crash of escalating fascism and it’s still like. aw man i have to go to the dentist

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 1d

Fascism, but with whining and adult diapers.

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 1d

Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym.

Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

*riddled with mullets*

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 1d

The term “reach out,” makes me mad, so I don’t do it. 😂

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 1d

We are the product that created itself, and these idiots are going to fumble it.

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 1d

What’s wrong with people who actually reach out after you said “feel free to reach out if you need anything”?

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

If you flip my couch cushions you won’t find spare change, just an alarming number of Cadbury micro mini eggs.

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bloody bacon popsicle 💤 @gupton68.bsky.social · Oct 3

Whatever your age, I think you should try to learn something new every day. Today I learned that 55 year old men shouldn’t run for trains.

Discovering that ambulance beds are surprisingly comfortable was merely a bonus lesson.

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 1d

someone who succumbs to tuberculosis and starvation has died both from consumption and lack thereof

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surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · May 7

I smell...interesting, he thought, picking himself up after a spectacular tumble down the basement stairs. I should eat fried chicken more often.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

Coworker: is this AI? *shows me a video of MLK issuing the Stone Cold Stunner to The Undertaker before flicking him off*

Me: no, that happened

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