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Nibblerstein’s Monster

@arcanenibbler.bsky.social

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Two brows, one low, one high, have I, motherfucker. 🏳️‍🌈 My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaduofcfpobm

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · Aug 7

I took a milk bath to soften my skin, but now I have Lucky Charms marshmallows stuck all over my body.

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 3h

I like Bluesky because I can post about an NFL team’s drop back EPA vs. zone coverage and the first three replies are about the Epstein files

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 2h

One of the many innovations in Windows 11 is the moving of the start button from the far left side of the taskbar to the middle of the taskbar.

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Poet 🎙️🎃🍁🖤 @tortured-poet-kc.bsky.social · 2h

Salty 🧂

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 2h

Changing my name to JuJu.

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D.N. Schmidt, sci-fi novelist🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 12h

You kids won't remember this, but back in the 70s, a creepy clown gnome would visit you on your birthday. Only kids could see it. If you tried to tell your folks, it would bite the head off your new Stretch Armstrong doll.

A table with a red, white, and pink striped tablecloth, a birthday cake, balloons, ice cream, and a tiny, creepy clown.

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 12h

I’m reading a book on anti gravity. It’s impossible to put down

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Rose K @rose-kolo.bsky.social · 12h

Cutting off a man's penis and keeping it in a box under my floorboards until the constant rhythmic pulsing of its ejaculations drives me insane. How is your sunday?

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Does anyone know where that beeping is coming from

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 23h

a solid 80% of lab work is this

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Does anyone know where that beeping is coming from

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 1d

Last Christmas, our annual holiday showing of Die Hard was overshadowed by the pumpkin spice Tide Pods on our pizza. They tasted great with the pineapple.

*Twitter meme nostalgia post

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 1d

One great thing about having a chest wound is you can walk around with a real "what are ya gonna do to me, stab me in the chest?" attitude. I'm just here to remind you that one can have two chest wounds, so you may wanna say,"What are you gonna do to me, stab me in the chest TWICE?"

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The Movie Nibbler @movienibbler.bsky.social · 1d

The angels are singing la-di-da, la-di-da in heaven tonight. RIP to a true original.

A still from Annie Hall showing Diane Keaton in the look that made her a fashion icon: baggy pants, vest and tie, and a black fedora.

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d

They are posting lucid dreams over on vanilla sky.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 1d

I could probably amaze you with the things I don’t know . . . and definitely terrify you with the things I do know.

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Miss Suzy @sqrlymofo.bsky.social · 1d

Pothead Suzy here with the Too High report:

I am too high.

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 2d

What’s wrong with people who actually reach out after you said “feel free to reach out if you need anything”?

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 3d

You know what it is, the mind yearning to commune with the night and knowing not to say day things like talking to ambience solves nothing let's fuck up afternoons

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 3d

Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:

Oops! Somehow, Sister Julie got mysteriously locked in her bedroom with the door nailed shut.... Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor! Let's play pin the tail on the self righteous, domineering ass. God bless.