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Carole Boo

@caroleu.bsky.social

1.7K followers 940 following 5.9K posts

Often affable. (I was @scarycookies at the other place) my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 5h

The picture I saw in the picture doesn't look like the picture I ordered. You bet I complained! They told me the picture I have is indeed the picture in the picture. Words were exchanged, most of them were the word "picture". Then they told me I'm seeing things. I said duh, that how seeing works.

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shushy @rachel2manypaws.bsky.social · 3h

i’ve come along way while standing still

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 2d

The E in Chuck E. Cheese stands for Eldritch

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · Apr 18

You're all wheel and no hamster.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 4h

bsky is the end of sm line for me. starting over again on another site is about appealing as harvesting my own organs with a shrimp fork.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 14h

People say mucking foron like it's not how you harvest some extremely rare element from a swamp

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 26d

How many ghost peppers must I eat before I can walk through walls?

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 1d

If someone knocks on the bathroom door while I am using it, I cry out, "The ritual is not yet complete!"

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 17h

Sorry I was rude, I didn’t want to be invited again

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 17h

Of course there’s no such thing as burrito juice. On the other hand, when I tell you that I got burrito juice all over my shirt, you know exactly what I mean. That’s language for you.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry bro, I can't reskeet that, I have a brand.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 20h

One great thing about having a chest wound is you can walk around with a real "what are ya gonna do to me, stab me in the chest?" attitude. I'm just here to remind you that one can have two chest wounds, so you may wanna say,"What are you gonna do to me, stab me in the chest TWICE?"

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Adam @adamurb.bsky.social · 1d

Me: Are you ready for my cavity search?

Dentist: please stop calling it that

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21h

"There are TWELVE secret herbs & spices!” I scream as federal agents shove me into a black SUV

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 21h

You make tasty food! This qualifies you as both cook & chef and definitely NOT a plonker so there 🥰

Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 23h

I have never shaved a pear 😔
(Adding pears to list)

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

The handle came off the microwave so we're playing an old timey game of expecting a long distance call

My grandma's old black rotary phone with a long black microwave handle as the receiver

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 23h

Ooh! That beats my cauliflower, kimchi & brown rice (with plant sausage) lunch. I must buy parsnips.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 1d

Nothing.
Just persuading myself not to rickroll the "unsolicited _ick pic" thread.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry has no tools.
Sorry has no duct tape.
Sorry doesn’t fix anything.

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 4d

i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcc.bsky.social · 2d

Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme

tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 1d

Oh well, thanks anyhow! 😁

Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 1d

The thing is, "complaint" is a noun and "compliant" is an adjective. Yes, typing one and meaning the other is funny, but it's not really a proper joke because of grammar and syntax and shit.

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 1d

maybe another life

a group of fish swimming in a pond with rocks

Alt: koi fish swimming in a pond with rocks in sunlight

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