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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · Sep 15

Truly I loathe the responsibility attached to being so fucking phenomenal

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 3d

If anyone is going out for Halloween and needs a date, it's October 31st.

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 9h

there’s no such thing as toy poodles. Your colleague brought his baby gremlin to work. Hope y’all didn’t get it wet.

I’m just kiddin, they bred those mutation genes out of modern gremlins. You can take them swimming nowadays

Dog days at work really are the best 😃

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 14h

Thankfully this is in writing because my voice would be so high pitched with joy that only dogs could hear me. My colleague brought his toy poodle in to work today. There is a dog in the building. I repeat. THERE. IS. A. DOG. IN. THE. BUILDING! 🥰🥰🥰

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 12h

When Bsky finally implodes, and we all go our separate ways, I'll just head back to Amazon where I scream that all the other reviews are fake.

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 12h

Tulips are the pussies of the flower world

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 12h

life is like a kick in the bean

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11h

Many people have forgotten how to be kind. Even fewer rewind.

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 9h

That sounds Russian. Out of my league. Are you a trust fund baby? Who tf can afford to drink imported vodka these days?

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · Jul 3

Sorry I’m late and where the fuck am I?

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Flavored Seltzer: What If Bubbly Water Had Just Enough Of A Shadow Of Flavor To Annoy You?™️

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 1d

Happier than a goth kid finding out what a flock of crows is called.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 1d

Alas, the hamburger needed more help than the box could provide.

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 10h

🎶 I will eat 500 pretzels and I will eat 500 more 🎶

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 20h

Vodka is classy 😄

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 20h

Some of us have vodka instead

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 20h

I remember the moment in 4th grade like it was yesterday when I realized not all moms start drinking Budweiser tall boys at 7am

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 20h

I mean, they’re always trying to feel something, your honor.

wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 20h

pushing you down the stairs because you're depressed

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d

Why are they called air marshals and not plane clothes policemen

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 23h

I think if someone tried to kidnap me right now I’d be like ok cool, let’s go. Just don’t put duct tape on my mouth so I can still use my chapstick.

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 22h

Anybody know if Charlie Sheen is still winning?

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 23h

Manifesting.

Because expending effort on wishful thinking is bound to be more successful than expending effort on making those wishes come true.

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 23h

Started Monday off with filth, as one does

Now back to the regular shitposting…

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 23h

I say “it is what it is” but deep down it is not what it is

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 22h

That would ruin the whole decade

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 8d

Never become so old in your soul that your heart forgets how to laugh.

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