Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972. Discord: jimmerthatisall My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
This is absolutely the last time I call an escort service and say “I’m not picky.”
Photo taken through a doorway into a room with two beds, one of which is occupied by a standing sheep.
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
This day in history. 1961. Comedian Chico Marx died. His will was ruled invalid due to a missing provision, but he had kept insisting "You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause."
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elgatoesmio.bsky.social
how do you get over the heartache of an ex whose cat you’ll never see again?
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
38 years ago Bono claimed he can't live with or without you, and yet...
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meantomyself.bsky.social
Don't make me come in there! (Mastodon)
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hatesnicethings.bsky.social
It’s like ten thousand apps when all you need is a hobby.
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galacticpotlady.bsky.social
Sorry, but my bangers can’t come to the phone right now.
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sado.bsky.social
can’t wait to see Stephen Miller at his sentencing:
“Please stand, Mr. Miller. Oh - you ARE standing.”
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cosmicclau.bsky.social
made it to the end of this work week on the nourishment and motivation provided by caffeine and suppressed rage
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lalalyds.bsky.social
Moshing to the aol dial-up sound
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cynicaltherapist.bsky.social
Made it through the second interview for clinical director of antifa.
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cynicaltherapist.bsky.social
No only the babies are called bobcats. The adults are robertcats.
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
Social media is just this century's boarding school, where kids get shipped off to "build character" and stay out of their parents' hair.
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carlwinberg.bsky.social
I may have given up on life and the world, but I still always carry dog treats, just in case.
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2tickytacky.bsky.social
Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.
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betsyross.bsky.social
cosmic brownie mix tape me to the wall of voodoo child of god is dead sexy

(walking thoughts)
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jackiebouvier.bsky.social
I just told my sister-in-law that I won't be going to my brother's birthday party because she'll be there and I don't like her. I'm sure she's currently picking her jaw up off the floor. I really believe I've gotten to an age where I literally cease to give a single fuck.
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jackiebouvier.bsky.social
I don't give a fuck I'll repost something with a typo in it. I'm a fucking rebel.
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jackiebouvier.bsky.social
I suffer from anxiety but I'm also an eternal optimist so I'm hopeful that my horrific demise will be quick and painless.
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nursemurderer.bsky.social
this isn’t the right time to discuss anything ever
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
Solsbury Hill came on and I wrote a complete 90s romcom in 4 minutes
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
some say it’s art, some say it’s not
Golden lamp in the shape of a nose with a bulb hanging from the right nostril.