Mark Alfano
@markalfano.bsky.social
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Nemo me impune lacessit.

Mark Alfano is an American philosopher and associate professor of Philosophy at Macquarie University. He is the editor of The Moral Psychology of the Emotions, a series of books published by Rowman & Littlefield. Alfano is known for his research on virtue ethics., virtue epistemology, social epistemology, and Friedrich Nietzsche. .. more

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facts may not care about your feelings, but my feelings care about your facts

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epsse.bsky.social
PSA 🔈Our call for abstracts for EPSSE 2026 is now open! Our 2026 annual conference will be hosted in Germany by Universität Eichstätt-Ingolstadt on 24-26 June 2026 💫

Deadline for abstracts on all things philosophy of emotions: 1 December 2025

www.epsse.org/call-for-abs...
Call for Abstracts | EPSSE
www.epsse.org

markalfano.bsky.social
Sorry of my life over the last year
viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
[Werner Herzog voice] Charlie Brown seems surprised when Lucy pulls away the football, and yet he knows that failure is his destiny

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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
[Werner Herzog voice] Charlie Brown seems surprised when Lucy pulls away the football, and yet he knows that failure is his destiny
rfksbrainworm.bsky.social
really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today
Pope Leo XIV
Today, more than ever, we must return to the heart, the center of feeling and emotion, the locus of freedom. Though it includes reason, the heart transcends and transforms it. Only by returning to the heart can we undergo a true ecological conversion that transforms our personal

Austin
I reject this whole heartedly. What you fail to see Mr Pope, the Bible says

markalfano.bsky.social
If I were an ICE agent, I would do it for the exposure, for instance by removing my balaclava and presenting my identification on request
paleofuture.bsky.social
Hundreds of thousands of stasi agents won’t even get paid. Are you happy now libs? Not so funny when the secret police have to work for free
burritojustice.bsky.social
quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

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paleofuture.bsky.social
Hundreds of thousands of stasi agents won’t even get paid. Are you happy now libs? Not so funny when the secret police have to work for free

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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
DMV Worker: Stop staring at your phone while I take your driver's license photo

Guy: But this is how I look when I drive

markalfano.bsky.social
truly we live in the stupidest of timelines

markalfano.bsky.social
That's some pretty heavy slopaganda #slopaganda @michalk.bsky.social
alkapdc.bsky.social
Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...
alkapdc.bsky.social
Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...

markalfano.bsky.social
They're really going to go full Horst Wessel, aren't they?
ianhussey.mmmdata.io
Proposal for how to fix family wise error rates.

For every uncorrected p value you must add an extra letter to the claim.

“Eating chocolate maaaaaaaaay be associated with lower rates of stroke”

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I saw goody proctor celebrating charlie kirk’s assassination

markalfano.bsky.social
merry as-many-citations-this-year-as-all-of-last-year day to all those who celebrate

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ryanboyd.bsky.social
Cool how the Vice President (not a real job) has the time to livestream (also not a job) threats to destroy the lives of people with actual jobs
markalfano.bsky.social
I am advertising two PhD positions in philosophy -- one for a domestic student, one for an international student. Both positions are 1 + 3 years, meaning that the first year is an MRes and the next three years are for the PhD.

www.mq.edu.au/research/phd...
PhD on the philosophy of networks of trust
This PhD scholarship is intended to benefit a researcher in empirically-oriented philosophy. Learn more and submit an expression of interest.
www.mq.edu.au

markalfano.bsky.social
at least two of these things are true
lastpositivist.bsky.social
The Netherlands is a lovely place! The cities are charming and walkable, the people friendly and honest, the food is often sufficient for typical calorific needs.

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lastpositivist.bsky.social
The Netherlands is a lovely place! The cities are charming and walkable, the people friendly and honest, the food is often sufficient for typical calorific needs.

markalfano.bsky.social
fighting words are not protected speech
sofarrsogud.bsky.social
Since social media is terrible now, I mainly go online to argue with Australians about what day it is.

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britculpsapp.bsky.social
if it happens, we all know jd vance is a suspect here considering what happened to pope francis
ladyhistorian.bsky.social
I would read an academic murder book in which the murder was solved by reading the syllabus
ladyhistorian.bsky.social
I love this idea and also want a list of academic murder books. Please reply with recs
roopikarisam.bsky.social
Hear me out: a dark academia murder book that opens at a department beginning-of-the-year celebration on a boat (I know a department that does this) and a professor goes overboard. The intrepid department chair must figure out who did it. Everyone is a suspect, including the chair herself.
ladyhistorian.bsky.social
I love this idea and also want a list of academic murder books. Please reply with recs
roopikarisam.bsky.social
Hear me out: a dark academia murder book that opens at a department beginning-of-the-year celebration on a boat (I know a department that does this) and a professor goes overboard. The intrepid department chair must figure out who did it. Everyone is a suspect, including the chair herself.

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sofarrsogud.bsky.social
Since social media is terrible now, I mainly go online to argue with Australians about what day it is.
danielwcarlson.bsky.social
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

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markalfano.bsky.social
There's a reason NWA never recorded a song titled "Fuck the Fire Department"
reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
🚨Border Patrol arrested two firefighters who were actively fighting a wildfire at the time.

When the other members of the crew asked for a chance to say goodbye, a Border Patrol agent told the crew member “you need to get the f*ck out of here. I’m going to make you leave.”
In images shared by firefighters from the scene, a U.S. Customs and Border Protection vehicle is parked nearby. Officers wearing
"Police" vests are seen arresting a firefighter, while another appears to be restrained.
According to one of the firefighters, they were denied the chance to say goodbye to the detained crew members.
"I asked them if his (family) can say goodbye to him because they're family, and they're just ripping them away," the firefighter told the Times. "And this is what he said: 'You need to get the (expletive) out of here. I'm gonna make you leave.'"
reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
🚨Border Patrol arrested two firefighters who were actively fighting a wildfire at the time.

When the other members of the crew asked for a chance to say goodbye, a Border Patrol agent told the crew member “you need to get the f*ck out of here. I’m going to make you leave.”
In images shared by firefighters from the scene, a U.S. Customs and Border Protection vehicle is parked nearby. Officers wearing
"Police" vests are seen arresting a firefighter, while another appears to be restrained.
According to one of the firefighters, they were denied the chance to say goodbye to the detained crew members.
"I asked them if his (family) can say goodbye to him because they're family, and they're just ripping them away," the firefighter told the Times. "And this is what he said: 'You need to get the (expletive) out of here. I'm gonna make you leave.'"

markalfano.bsky.social
Cracker Barrel? I hardly know her.