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Norm @ogskydog.com · Jan 5

Colson Whitehead, a Pulitzer Prize-winning author: I have no hopes for 2025. Humanity is disappointing. We killed the Earth. Villains triumph and the innocents suffer. I imagine these trends will continue.

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Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 4h

"The Dodgers starters can't pitch every inning."

They are gonna fuckin' try, man.

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Norm @ogskydog.com · 4h

i couldn't think of the word for bon vivant so my brain 'browser'

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 11h

Aaah Spirit Halloween, the hermit crab of businesses

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 15h

netflix enchilada?

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Mal @silentverse.bsky.social · 9h

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Why are you reskeeting what I reskeeted? Stop trying to be me

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 8h

how happy we’d all be if this was all the internet was for

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Mal @silentverse.bsky.social · 8h

You know something funny?

*looks you up and down*

No, you wouldn’t, would you.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 10h

I very much relate to these bananas that are both under ripe and almost rotten

A couple of bananas that are green but have brown spots

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 10h

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 9h

dressing for the job I want

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Spooky 𝕋𝕚𝕞 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 1d

The most interesting person at any party is the one standing alone, not because they're shy, but because they're internally narrating the event in Morgan Freeman voice.

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Mal @silentverse.bsky.social · 11h

I tried leaving this place but I can’t seem to find the door

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Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · Aug 22

Paramedic: keep applying pressure

Parenting Coach: but also say how proud you are

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 11h

My smartwatch buzzed and asked, "It looks like you've fallen. Would you like to call for help?" I was just sitting on the couch, reaching for the remote.

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 11h

I haven’t had sex in forever but autocorrect fucks me on the daily

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know why this two-year-old at the pool said "how dare you" to her dad but I'm on her side

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 12h

THEM: What's a good time to call you?

ME: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH...

oh, you were serious.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12h

bad news, big guy

a sign reads (in all capital letters): "persons having currently active flops or who have had active flops within the previous 14 days shall not be allowed to enter the timeline". in the middle of the sign it reads "STAY OFFLINE"

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 17h

it's don't be a twat, tuesday

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 13h

These fridge magnets spell trouble.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 2d

Not all who wander into the woods to scream are lost.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12h

Today a client asked where I went to college and when I told them they said "wow what are you doing here" and it made me regret switching my major from Face-Punching

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12h

I’ve been hearing a lot about self-medicating. Where do you guys get your leeches?

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 12h

Now that i'm 46, i understand why pirates kept parrots. It's to help them remember words.

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