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postlurker2025.bsky.social
Realizing that today was another awful day I give you this most graceful greyhound
postlurker2025.bsky.social
Once again, I’m way behind on my feed…. Once again I’ll be reading yesterdays skeets tomorrow
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catharticchaos.bsky.social
Cashews in this economy more like I-o-ews amirite
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
some say it’s art, some say it’s not
Golden lamp in the shape of a nose with a bulb hanging from the right nostril.
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lizzlepants.bsky.social
sometimes I just want a nostalgic Salisbury steak tv dinner with mac & cheese and a nap
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
Solsbury Hill came on and I wrote a complete 90s romcom in 4 minutes
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surdfish.bsky.social
Formaggiocephalia, or cheese on the brain, is what the experts are saying I have.
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ayankdownunder.bsky.social
I had a steel plate put in my skull, because I have a lot of cool fridge magnets.
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tierno158.bsky.social
In retrospect, relying on my Beanie Bag™️ collection and a big check from Publishers' Clearing House was not the diversified retirement plan it might have been.
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surdfish.bsky.social
Forget Mastodon, let's move this feast to Esty. I hear they have vvitches.
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apexamigo.bsky.social
im sorry i havent interacted much
lately scrolling has been inflicting
more psychic damage than usual
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ayankdownunder.bsky.social
Sorry my quiche only has two types of cheese.
My crustless quiche, with my homemade fennel sausage meatballs, cheddar, various veggies, topped with Swiss cheese.
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anna-molly.bsky.social
Liking and reposting like it’s my job.
It is. I’m the new CEO
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lisabug.bsky.social
I'm sick of my awesome personality ruining lives and children's parties.
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anna-molly.bsky.social
When they leave for mastodon, we get to split their dopamine
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yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
Seeking an invisible muzzle for both mouth and typing that automatically locks if you're about to say something you'll feel stupid or guilty for later
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tierno158.bsky.social
"Welcome to Applebee's. What can we microwave for you this evening?"
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stabke.bsky.social
🎶Your name is my name toooo🎶

- his dad
Giants lineman John Michael Schmitz Jr
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daisy91.bsky.social
3 random things about me:

1. I’m in my high school hall of fame for track

2. I think drinking cereal milk is gross (sorry)

3. I can write with my right hand backwards and my left hand forward at the same time. Legibly.
augustreverie.bsky.social
3 random things about me:

1. When I was 5, I rode an elephant in Tennessee. Her name was Petunia

2. I haven’t driven any vehicle since 2008

3. The longest I’ve ever slept was 18 hrs straight
deviwestside.bsky.social
3 random things about me:

1. I was born a red head but my hair fell out and started growing in blonde

2. In elementary school, they considered me to be a savant, but after middle school it was clear that wasn’t the case

3. Peonies are my favorite flowers
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marlebean.bsky.social
My husband bought a giant Costco size bag of sugary candy for Halloween instead the chocolatey bag...
Why does he hate me so much?!
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anna-molly.bsky.social
I’m just a Bluesky dirtbag, Baby