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Mal-a-BOO! @silentverse.bsky.social · 20h

I tried leaving this place but I can’t seem to find the door

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Mal-a-BOO! @silentverse.bsky.social · 9m

Now, hold on, 2026 isn’t looking so bad

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the thadadook👻 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 47m

hold on lady, I'm trying to park my horse

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 44m

Apologetically pointing to my AirPod & ear while listening to a podcast is my favorite professional way to ignore people irl.

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Mal-a-BOO! @silentverse.bsky.social · 11m

Peter Parker Posey

Idk what I’m doing either

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 1d

It was a shitacular day.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 31m

He's a 10 but says D'oh instead of though.

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · Sep 2

“some folks give their bidets people names like jeff or matilda but not me,” i say as i introduce you to mr. sphincter sprinkler

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · Nov 14

We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 11d

It’s the oxytocin we’re all after
put it in a pill and bottle that shit up for everyone

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · Feb 19

I’m typing stuff in here but nothing’s changing out there.
I better pick up the pace

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Mal-a-BOO! @silentverse.bsky.social · 41m

A dating app that matches you based on music preference called Love Notes

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Norm @ogskydog.com · Jan 5

Colson Whitehead, a Pulitzer Prize-winning author: I have no hopes for 2025. Humanity is disappointing. We killed the Earth. Villains triumph and the innocents suffer. I imagine these trends will continue.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · Oct 11

A one eyed rotting corpse stares in the mirror stating “I’m fine.”

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · Dec 12

Band names.
Do not steal my band names. I'm on drums, if you can shut up I'll let you play bass.

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 3h

The Mandalorian, but a caramel dessert.

The Flandalorian

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 3h

this straight jacket fits noice

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Mal-a-BOO! @silentverse.bsky.social · 3h

A job: where you can get paid and escape the horrors of your mind for 8 hours

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 3h

7 summers ago

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Betty Cocker @betty-cocker.bsky.social · 12h

Someone tell Los I said I’m sorry.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 3h

prescription filled cuddles that includes refills, please

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Cricket @manicpanic.bsky.social · 3h

This isn’t a struggle bus, it’s a struggle roller coaster

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Non-Fungible 🎃SPOOKIN🎃 @kn3rds.bsky.social · 3h

A gossip-themed cupcake restaurant called Scrumptious Assumptions

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

Dave & Buster’s, where a drunk can be a kid

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 20h

*collecting social media apps like they’re Infinity Stones

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J_Curtis 🇨🇦 @j-curtis.bsky.social · 4h

Broke my ice scraper yesterday. Fortunately, my library card does the trick

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