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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 13h

i 100% thought those were my cats lmao, they would sleep like that all the time

white and orange cat (Ford) snuggling up against black and grey cat (Bubbles)

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mental health pixelslop @lewmo.bsky.social · 22h

good afternoon

an orange and white cat is cuddled by a brown tabby cat

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 12h

I'm pretty easy to take care of, just milk my venom glands and know that I never use double entendres I'm actually triple giving with poisonous single entendres

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h

If you pull my tampon string I talk

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 16h

I'll find you in every lifetime (menacing)

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 17h

I think I just saw Sports Marshmallows at the supermarket. Fitness marshmallows, the marshmallows you eat to get strong

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 16h

if you watch our upcoming show strip law i promise there is not a single scene where a character looks at themselves in the mirror and says "you got this"

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 16h

if social media went away i’d write all this stuff on the walls of public bathrooms

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 18h

If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 18h

heard your fart from across the bar and really dig your vibe

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Reuters @reuters.com · 21h

NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory to lay off about 550 workers reut.rs/4302N2L

NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory to lay off about 550 workers

NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory said on Monday it will cut nearly 550 jobs as part of a restructuring, not related to the current U.S. government shutdown.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19h

Tell me your most unhinged millinery opinion, as a treat

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zappa-szep @zappaszep.bsky.social · 20h

i just love the tucked tail protecting her paws

leilani, shorthair calico, sitting on her hinders with her tail wrapped around her side and then fully wrapped around her front feet

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 22h

She’s conked out

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 21h

new season means a new breakfast sludge to disturb my loved ones with

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21h

Judge Orders Columbus Statue Removed And Melted Down Into Pinkie Rings For Local Italians https://theonion.com/judge-orders-columbus-statue-removed-and-melted-down-in-1851178112/

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 21h

ok but this is really going to confuse kids who are just trying to dress like Target employees

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 23h

absolutely the fuck not

Dear Parents,
If students wish to take part in this National Day of Remembrance, they may wear red to honor the life and legacy of Charlie Kirk. Red shirt on top, uniform on bottom.
Thank you!

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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · 21h

having girl troubles (don't know what color to paint my nails, can't get an abortion in 12 states)

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 1d

“You look good,” she says.

“What, this old thing?” I ask, gesturing to my face.

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𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖞𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 🕯️ @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 1d

they should make a mashup of The Office and Donnie Darko

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · Dec 1

Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 1d

Nobody wants to work anymore

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Amy Coney Barrett defends heavy use of the shadow docket: "If we wrote a long opinion, it might give the impression that we have finally resolved the issue, and in none of these cases have we finally resolved the issue."

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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d

You can be discontent in any season. I don’t give a fuck what Richard III says.

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 1d

Everything you buy during the week before your birthday is just a present and should be a tax write off

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