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amy! ami! amé!
@amy222.bsky.social
child-free cat lady 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ still hating on comic sans ✌🏼 living in 🌵 wishing I was in 🇨🇦 @brickmahoney.bsky.social stan account 🫶🏼

I did the thing: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wfilq2jsx3z7yxq7omhyiu4f/feed/aaakyqx6pikkk
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tsa agent: please remove everything from your pockets

me, crying: I don’t have any pockets
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How it feels to drink juice as an adult
December 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Jeff Buckley: it goes like this, the fourth, the fifth

Gen Z: the six, the seven
December 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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where we’re going you won’t need bidet, Charlie Brown
December 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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When you're super into lute solos
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Game of Thrones, but with the original 90210 cast. Brenda and Brandon hook up. The Walshes all die. David loses his cock.
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
when you can accurately use a meme on the anniversary of a historic event
an elderly woman in a green shirt says it 's been 84 years ...
Alt: Old Rose in Titanic says “it's been 84 years”
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Sweet mullets aren't grown. They're cultivated.
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN!!
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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*3:72 am. i roll over, nudge my wife awake & whisper*
how come diarrhea is such a hard word to spell?
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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masturbated to John Tesh Live on dvd. again.
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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2000-2009 was so important for the glasses made out of numbers industry
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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I know I would never cheat on a girlfriend, but a lot of this confidence stems from my inability to imagine two women liking me at the same time.
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Maybe Al Pacino killed Diane Keaton. Anyone looked into that yet? She was pretty mean to him in the Godfather movies.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Trying to convince my kid to do a report on Edith Microwave, inventor of the microwave
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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(surreptitiously passing myself off as American today for some free turkey)
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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even as a little boy i always dreamt of having bad knees
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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People in the 4H club don’t want you to know it just stands for Hoes Hoes Hoes Hoes
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Actually, I *am* happy to see you, but no, that's just my lucky potato in my pocket.
November 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
rip jfk you would’ve loved making fun of your nephew at thanksgiving
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Nice truck. Sorry about your dick
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
the term “𝘤𝘶𝘮 𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳” is so tasteless. I prefer “𝘫𝘪𝘻𝘻 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘭𝘦”
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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welcome to bluesky. you can follow me, or my posts can follow you
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM