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@amy222.bsky.social
· Nov 23
tsa agent: please remove everything from your pockets
me, crying: I don’t have any pockets
me, crying: I don’t have any pockets
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How it feels to drink juice as an adult
December 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
How it feels to drink juice as an adult
Jeff Buckley: it goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
Gen Z: the six, the seven
Gen Z: the six, the seven
December 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Jeff Buckley: it goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
Gen Z: the six, the seven
Gen Z: the six, the seven
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where we’re going you won’t need bidet, Charlie Brown
December 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
where we’re going you won’t need bidet, Charlie Brown
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When you're super into lute solos
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
When you're super into lute solos
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December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Game of Thrones, but with the original 90210 cast. Brenda and Brandon hook up. The Walshes all die. David loses his cock.
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Game of Thrones, but with the original 90210 cast. Brenda and Brandon hook up. The Walshes all die. David loses his cock.
when you can accurately use a meme on the anniversary of a historic event
an elderly woman in a green shirt says it 's been 84 years ...
Alt: Old Rose in Titanic says “it's been 84 years”
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
when you can accurately use a meme on the anniversary of a historic event
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Sweet mullets aren't grown. They're cultivated.
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Sweet mullets aren't grown. They're cultivated.
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He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
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YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN!!
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN!!
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*3:72 am. i roll over, nudge my wife awake & whisper*
how come diarrhea is such a hard word to spell?
how come diarrhea is such a hard word to spell?
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
*3:72 am. i roll over, nudge my wife awake & whisper*
how come diarrhea is such a hard word to spell?
how come diarrhea is such a hard word to spell?
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masturbated to John Tesh Live on dvd. again.
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
masturbated to John Tesh Live on dvd. again.
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2000-2009 was so important for the glasses made out of numbers industry
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
2000-2009 was so important for the glasses made out of numbers industry
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I know I would never cheat on a girlfriend, but a lot of this confidence stems from my inability to imagine two women liking me at the same time.
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I know I would never cheat on a girlfriend, but a lot of this confidence stems from my inability to imagine two women liking me at the same time.
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Maybe Al Pacino killed Diane Keaton. Anyone looked into that yet? She was pretty mean to him in the Godfather movies.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Maybe Al Pacino killed Diane Keaton. Anyone looked into that yet? She was pretty mean to him in the Godfather movies.
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Trying to convince my kid to do a report on Edith Microwave, inventor of the microwave
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Trying to convince my kid to do a report on Edith Microwave, inventor of the microwave
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(surreptitiously passing myself off as American today for some free turkey)
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
(surreptitiously passing myself off as American today for some free turkey)
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even as a little boy i always dreamt of having bad knees
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
even as a little boy i always dreamt of having bad knees
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People in the 4H club don’t want you to know it just stands for Hoes Hoes Hoes Hoes
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
People in the 4H club don’t want you to know it just stands for Hoes Hoes Hoes Hoes
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Actually, I *am* happy to see you, but no, that's just my lucky potato in my pocket.
November 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Actually, I *am* happy to see you, but no, that's just my lucky potato in my pocket.
rip jfk you would’ve loved making fun of your nephew at thanksgiving
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
rip jfk you would’ve loved making fun of your nephew at thanksgiving
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Nice truck. Sorry about your dick
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Nice truck. Sorry about your dick
the term “𝘤𝘶𝘮 𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳” is so tasteless. I prefer “𝘫𝘪𝘻𝘻 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘭𝘦”
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
the term “𝘤𝘶𝘮 𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳” is so tasteless. I prefer “𝘫𝘪𝘻𝘻 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘭𝘦”
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welcome to bluesky. you can follow me, or my posts can follow you
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
welcome to bluesky. you can follow me, or my posts can follow you
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
what was this guy’s fucking problem