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AbeFroman

@axter7.bsky.social

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random thoughts and musings of a boy recovering from himself

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AbeFroman @axter7.bsky.social · Feb 15

terrifying if literal: head in the clouds

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · Jul 22

disturbing if literal: toothpaste

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · Jul 22

Sorry I can't make it, I'm listening to Black Sabbath today

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Twin Dad But SpoOooOky @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · Mar 9

Joggers? Oh no, dear. These are sitters.

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Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · Jul 17

My butthole is thriving. Thank you for asking.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · Jul 19

flushing the toilet and letting God sort it out

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supernatural siren @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · Jul 19

siri and alexa? sorry, i don't know them.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · Jul 20

My 3 favorite strokes

- luck
- genius
- penis

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · Jul 19

Finally fulfilling my oscillating fan’s dream by taking him to a tennis match.

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「𝔸𝕣𝕣𝕣𝕁𝕒𝕖」 @arrrjae.bsky.social · Jul 20

The price of authenticity is sometimes being disliked.

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A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · Jul 20

Everything you want you already have.

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AbeFroman @axter7.bsky.social · Jul 20

I’ll be rooting for the sharks this week

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · Jun 14

Triglycerides would make a beautiful name for a girl.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · Jun 11

One thing a lot of people don’t know about Bono? Foreskin the size of a duffle bag.

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · Jun 11

You should never betray your heart or your friends

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · Jun 11

I went to a tire store and asked for a rim job.

They threw me out.

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · Jun 9

Establish dominance by farting freely.

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · Jun 6

Choking on your skeet it's so good

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · Jun 6

OnlyFans, but it’s just me aggressively tasering people who say “FriYay” without irony.

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · Jun 6

Another day, another what the fuck are you looking at

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · Jun 5

Existing is exhausting. I'm too tired for this shit.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · May 29

The pain relieving patches stay on during sex

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · May 29

How the hell does Boboli have an entire display still? Who is buying their loved ones 90s trauma food?

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