Esile Pret
@birchiarch.bsky.social
Lunar asset, Martian liability
Will ask to pet your dog
🚫soliciting
Will ask to pet your dog
🚫soliciting
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contentment ✨
November 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
contentment ✨
Always agreeing when anyone asks me to pray for them. Sometimes asking to whom
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Always agreeing when anyone asks me to pray for them. Sometimes asking to whom
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if you focus on certain parts of my body long enough you can actually hear the commercial of the drug that's keeping that area alive
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
if you focus on certain parts of my body long enough you can actually hear the commercial of the drug that's keeping that area alive
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The citadel of the unwritten.
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The citadel of the unwritten.
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Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia
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the thing about ever unmuting accounts you've muted is don't
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
the thing about ever unmuting accounts you've muted is don't
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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Be yourself. But also, double-check with people first.
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Be yourself. But also, double-check with people first.
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So the dad of my son's best friend died unexpectedly a couple of months ago and the mom asked me to finish this treehouse they were building.🧵
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So the dad of my son's best friend died unexpectedly a couple of months ago and the mom asked me to finish this treehouse they were building.🧵
Visible mending and the vegan pie crust experiments
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Visible mending and the vegan pie crust experiments
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disappearing skyline/approachinglight
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
disappearing skyline/approachinglight
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They've been digging up my street all day today. I hope they find what they're looking for soon
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
They've been digging up my street all day today. I hope they find what they're looking for soon
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Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
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In a bit of a pickle? Let's call it relish instead.
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
In a bit of a pickle? Let's call it relish instead.
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Man! I really hate that too.
Hate it when a sudden chilling darkness befalls me from behind & thereupon turns out to be the massive shadow cast from a slice of pie the size of a battleship
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Man! I really hate that too.
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well, it looks like the mountain doesn't fall far from the mole hill
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
well, it looks like the mountain doesn't fall far from the mole hill
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Are you there god, I don't understand omnipresence
October 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Are you there god, I don't understand omnipresence
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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When I was young, I thought that when someone in a TV show or movie asked “Are you wearing a wire?” it meant “an underwire bra”
Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting
Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When I was young, I thought that when someone in a TV show or movie asked “Are you wearing a wire?” it meant “an underwire bra”
Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting
Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting
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Batteries drained. Needing a recharge. Needing to see how someone not me moves words around. Needing to pat a black cat.
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Batteries drained. Needing a recharge. Needing to see how someone not me moves words around. Needing to pat a black cat.
MBS’s response, in his words, to the journalist’s question, is more interesting to me the usual drama
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
MBS’s response, in his words, to the journalist’s question, is more interesting to me the usual drama
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Psychic damage isn’t real. You’re probably just taking normal physical damage in a part of your body you’ve never seen before
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Psychic damage isn’t real. You’re probably just taking normal physical damage in a part of your body you’ve never seen before